Disclaimer: Yeah... I am Alicia. Nickname Squish. Which means I am not Eoin
Colfer. So in conclusion I do not own Artemis Fowl or anything connected to
AF except for this fic. Which in a round-about way...means I am not rich...
nor do I have a very large house... so don't sue me. It would cost more
money than you would get!
REVIEWERS! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY REVIEWS FOR ONE CHAPTER OF ANY OF MY FICS EVER!
aki: hey, i don't know much about what kind of story it is yet, but i like the phrase 'fowl watch', and i LOVE A/H fics. so please update QUICK! i hate it when i have to wait ages for updates
~~~Thanks. Sorry for the update thing. I was gone for a while and I just got back and checked my e-mail and low and behold! A lot of reviews! I'm sorry please forgive me!
Trinity Day:One such hole _ Holly's in her 80s, not 19. Interesting premise, though.
~~~I know she is... but still... its different with them because he is a lot more mature and she is still young compared to other elves and fairies and so such.
becca: I want to see what happens. Please, update this soon. Also,Artemis's eyes are blue
~~~Thats what I thought also... but I was sitting on my bed and I asked my sister. She said they were dark.
Isa: Hey, it's very good =) Uptade! I'm waiting :)
~~~Here it is!
Wolf()
SHORT.
~~~Believe me. I know! If you are going to read my fanfics you have to get used to short chapters. Thats how I write. I try to make them long but then everyone wants me to hurry and get a new chapter up... ::sigh::
~*~* :
His eyes are Blue! erm... Update!
~~~Yeah... I've that a lot lately!
Trunks Luver: Update ASAP! PLEASE! I love A/H fics
~~~Here it is! I love them too!
Aurelius: Interesting. I look forword to the future chapters.
~~~Thank you. I haven't even thought this whole thing out yet.
Ice Raider: I'm not usually a H/A person, because I think it must be impossible, for a start, Holly's going to live for a gazillion years, and she's heaps shorter than Artemis, but this is very good. Please continue!
~~~But anything can happen. You never know... there might be some way for Holly to give up her immortal-ish life... wait... thats a good idea. Well thank you for giving me the idea for my next fic! Thank you for saying this is a good fic. I don't usually get very many reviews... I usually write Harry Potter fics...I guess I'm better at Artemis Fowl fics! I will explain a whole lot of things that seem immpossible... some time in the near future!
nuna:*liks arty+holly pairing* XD write more soon
~~~I like them too... obviously... Well here I am... writing...
Tigris: Actually "dark exotic" was not that far off. Artemis's eyes are deep, dark blue. Kind of makes me think of the ocean...
~~~Really?... Everyone seems to have a different idea of what his eye color is! But thanx that makes me feel better!
Earth Borne: WRITE MORE! Your story is so cool! I will review all your chapters if you write more!! ^-^
~~~ I'm writing! Thanks. Yes! Please Review!
The REAL Ami Potter:- bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=4d34971416cdca3ac33e5182cb54a906&lat=1059282046&hm__ _action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2 oh... nice... A/H romances always make you feel all warm and fuzzy ^_^; its wicked, just please dont make it a mushy airhead i-love-you fic. Put some action in ^.~ UPDATE SOON!!
~~~Thanx! Yes they do! Uh... I will try. You have high expectations of me!
Coolkid: hey, arty's eyes are dark, no matter what the others say. it says so in the first one, "captain holly short gazed into her captor's blue- black eyes." i love A/H fics, and i think yours has started out very well written, so please continue it, and update soon. i'll keep reviewing as long as you update ASAP.
~~~Good! Someone said that it said in the last one that he had sapphire eyes. So maybe Eoin forgot that they were dark! I shall hopefully continue to write well and I shall try to update in small intervals of time. But it is hard for me. I have 4 sisters who always want on the computer!
Holly B: This should be good! Please continue! I totally love romance. Also, Artemis's eyes are.
~~~Either you didn't finish that or my computer is being odd again. Or I didn't understand. But thank you for the review. I hope it will be good! I love romance also! That is ALMOST all I read!
OceanChild: I believe his eyes are icy blue. But anyway- i say go on ahead, this is an excellent story so far. You're doing a great job already. Hurry up and update soon! The only thing i might suggest is rereading the books when you can't remember details like his eyes. ykno? well anyway, hurry up with the update!
~~~Not another eye color! Ah! I can't take it! Anyway... See I would say the exact same thing to another person what you said to me. To read the books. But... I was in Kentucky when I wrote this. I live in Indiana. So therefore that means that all my books were in Indiana ( I am back now by the way!) Which means I could not magically appear in Indiana to reread the books for my mistakes. I had to rely on my innate sense of guessing and my wonderful sister who remembers details. And it does say in the first book that he has dark blue eyes! So I am eternally sorry for any mistakes. But hey! I'm human. I'm not perfect. On a lighter note. Thank you for reviewing! Here is my next chapter and I will try to update again soon!
StarChild:- bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=6267aa0da087ac030829a53d7fd00ae4&lat=1059283265&hm__ _action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2Artemis' eyes are blue. And they're not dark
Can fairies get human sicknesses?
Besides that, cool story. I'll check back later in the unlikely event that the server will be up. Add on!
~~~Ack! I don't think I'm even going to bother saying anything about the eye color again! This chapter will explain the whole fairy and human sickness thing. well... maybe not this chapter but one soon! Ack! I hate the server too! It never works when I want it too!
chrysgurl: well, im interested. update soon.
~~~Good! Here is your update!
Alexis: Wow I could really really get into this story.. all it needs is a bit of padding =) you seem to be rushing the story abit too much. just slow it down abit... each of your subheadings could really be at least 3/4 of a page if not more so if you elaborate a bit more you could easly have written 3 pages. great story line so far though and i can't wait to read the rest. i have no doubt that this will end up on my favs list!
Alexis
PS if you need a beta reader feel free to email mernrncherry_blossom_17@hotmail.com
~~~Thanks! Yeah... I never have been much good at slowing down a story! I'll try though. What exactly does a beta reader do?
Blue-elf3001: This is really really good. Plz Plz Plz Plz Plz write more and i think...(not sure) Artemis has blue eyes!
~~~Thank you! I'm writing! I have been told!
The Merciless Torturer : This is set after Eternity Code isn't it? Probably is... oh well... He's eyes are blue 'cause he said they are after he got the iris cam he said his eyes were blue and the Iris cam was Hazel. Oh well... I wanna noe what happens next... keep going
~~~Yes it is! Well in the first book it says that his eyes were a dark blue. So... anywaz... here is the next chapter!
Aerin: Artemis has sapphire blue eyes. Er...I usually describe them as pale, but I think they can be gray.
all the *~*~*~ is a bit annoying...and I think Artemis seeing Holly again would trigger memories/total recall...
It seems rather short--next chapter soon! :)
~~~I wish everyone would make up there minds as to what color his eyes are! She looks different. it will trigger memories later when she is actually awake and he can see into her eyes! I'm always really short with chapters. Plus I like my *~ things!
kelaal: I LOVE IT!! ^date soon or I'll die
~~~I hope you are not dead! And thanx for loving it!
A/N: Haha! Finally I'm done. If anyone reviews before I get this on... I'll mention you in the next chapter. I'm tired It's about !:00 in the morning. I'm going to post this and go to bed!
Stuck On Land Chapter 2 Foaly's "Invention"
**Flashback**
"Holly! I need you to be my guinea pig."
Captain Holly Short groaned. "Why is it always me?"
"Because you know that if you turn me down I could get you fired in an instant. I have cameras all over New Haven. Nothing misses me."
"Foaly... I really need to do the Ritual. I can't be bothered by anymore of your inventions right now."
"Holly." Foaly said warningly.
"Fine! What is it?"
"Well you know how you have to do Fowl Watch every once 'n a while. Well... I found a way that will be much easier for you to do your job. You see this pill right here?" He asked holding up a yellow pill with orange speckles. "You swallow this and you will become human-like. You will grow 2 feet taller. Your nose will shrink to a normal human size nose and your ears will round out. On top of all this. It will put you in the present teenager style of clothing. Of course the only way for you to get back to your elven self is to take this other pill." He held up a blue pill with pink speckles. "It will reverse all that had been changed. The only bad thing about the yellow pill is that it also takes away your powers. But on the bright side... you get to watch Artemis as a human and you don't have to worry about all the camouflage gear."
"Why do I have to be the guinea pig? Why can't you send someone else off to do it?"
"Because it is your responsibility. Here. Take this when you get to the top. Leave the blue one at the entrance... that way you don't lose it and have to come down here as a human." "Fine. You owe me one Foaly!" Holly announced.
"Try to remember what all happens with the pill. I haven't had the privilege of testing it on an elve yet!"
Holly paused in her retreat from headquarters and glared at Foaly.
"What?" he drew out.
**End Flashback**
A/N: Sorry again for the shortness! My next chapter will be up soon because most of it is already written.
To explain a few things. The reason I have holes in my plot line and so such is because I was writing this about 3 weeks a go when I was in Kentucky at my cousins house and I didn't have the books with me to check on my facts. That is also why I was a little wary on the eye color. I had to ask my sister and she said he had dark hair and dark eyes. I don't question my almighty sister. She is awesome and very smart.
This chapter was to explain the part about Holly appearing as a human. and why she will be susceptible to human illness!
Please review! PLEASE!
REVIEWERS! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY REVIEWS FOR ONE CHAPTER OF ANY OF MY FICS EVER!
aki: hey, i don't know much about what kind of story it is yet, but i like the phrase 'fowl watch', and i LOVE A/H fics. so please update QUICK! i hate it when i have to wait ages for updates
~~~Thanks. Sorry for the update thing. I was gone for a while and I just got back and checked my e-mail and low and behold! A lot of reviews! I'm sorry please forgive me!
Trinity Day:One such hole _ Holly's in her 80s, not 19. Interesting premise, though.
~~~I know she is... but still... its different with them because he is a lot more mature and she is still young compared to other elves and fairies and so such.
becca: I want to see what happens. Please, update this soon. Also,Artemis's eyes are blue
~~~Thats what I thought also... but I was sitting on my bed and I asked my sister. She said they were dark.
Isa: Hey, it's very good =) Uptade! I'm waiting :)
~~~Here it is!
Wolf()
SHORT.
~~~Believe me. I know! If you are going to read my fanfics you have to get used to short chapters. Thats how I write. I try to make them long but then everyone wants me to hurry and get a new chapter up... ::sigh::
~*~* :
His eyes are Blue! erm... Update!
~~~Yeah... I've that a lot lately!
Trunks Luver: Update ASAP! PLEASE! I love A/H fics
~~~Here it is! I love them too!
Aurelius: Interesting. I look forword to the future chapters.
~~~Thank you. I haven't even thought this whole thing out yet.
Ice Raider: I'm not usually a H/A person, because I think it must be impossible, for a start, Holly's going to live for a gazillion years, and she's heaps shorter than Artemis, but this is very good. Please continue!
~~~But anything can happen. You never know... there might be some way for Holly to give up her immortal-ish life... wait... thats a good idea. Well thank you for giving me the idea for my next fic! Thank you for saying this is a good fic. I don't usually get very many reviews... I usually write Harry Potter fics...I guess I'm better at Artemis Fowl fics! I will explain a whole lot of things that seem immpossible... some time in the near future!
nuna:*liks arty+holly pairing* XD write more soon
~~~I like them too... obviously... Well here I am... writing...
Tigris: Actually "dark exotic" was not that far off. Artemis's eyes are deep, dark blue. Kind of makes me think of the ocean...
~~~Really?... Everyone seems to have a different idea of what his eye color is! But thanx that makes me feel better!
Earth Borne: WRITE MORE! Your story is so cool! I will review all your chapters if you write more!! ^-^
~~~ I'm writing! Thanks. Yes! Please Review!
The REAL Ami Potter:- bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=4d34971416cdca3ac33e5182cb54a906&lat=1059282046&hm__ _action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2 oh... nice... A/H romances always make you feel all warm and fuzzy ^_^; its wicked, just please dont make it a mushy airhead i-love-you fic. Put some action in ^.~ UPDATE SOON!!
~~~Thanx! Yes they do! Uh... I will try. You have high expectations of me!
Coolkid: hey, arty's eyes are dark, no matter what the others say. it says so in the first one, "captain holly short gazed into her captor's blue- black eyes." i love A/H fics, and i think yours has started out very well written, so please continue it, and update soon. i'll keep reviewing as long as you update ASAP.
~~~Good! Someone said that it said in the last one that he had sapphire eyes. So maybe Eoin forgot that they were dark! I shall hopefully continue to write well and I shall try to update in small intervals of time. But it is hard for me. I have 4 sisters who always want on the computer!
Holly B: This should be good! Please continue! I totally love romance. Also, Artemis's eyes are.
~~~Either you didn't finish that or my computer is being odd again. Or I didn't understand. But thank you for the review. I hope it will be good! I love romance also! That is ALMOST all I read!
OceanChild: I believe his eyes are icy blue. But anyway- i say go on ahead, this is an excellent story so far. You're doing a great job already. Hurry up and update soon! The only thing i might suggest is rereading the books when you can't remember details like his eyes. ykno? well anyway, hurry up with the update!
~~~Not another eye color! Ah! I can't take it! Anyway... See I would say the exact same thing to another person what you said to me. To read the books. But... I was in Kentucky when I wrote this. I live in Indiana. So therefore that means that all my books were in Indiana ( I am back now by the way!) Which means I could not magically appear in Indiana to reread the books for my mistakes. I had to rely on my innate sense of guessing and my wonderful sister who remembers details. And it does say in the first book that he has dark blue eyes! So I am eternally sorry for any mistakes. But hey! I'm human. I'm not perfect. On a lighter note. Thank you for reviewing! Here is my next chapter and I will try to update again soon!
StarChild:- bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=6267aa0da087ac030829a53d7fd00ae4&lat=1059283265&hm__ _action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2Artemis' eyes are blue. And they're not dark
Can fairies get human sicknesses?
Besides that, cool story. I'll check back later in the unlikely event that the server will be up. Add on!
~~~Ack! I don't think I'm even going to bother saying anything about the eye color again! This chapter will explain the whole fairy and human sickness thing. well... maybe not this chapter but one soon! Ack! I hate the server too! It never works when I want it too!
chrysgurl: well, im interested. update soon.
~~~Good! Here is your update!
Alexis: Wow I could really really get into this story.. all it needs is a bit of padding =) you seem to be rushing the story abit too much. just slow it down abit... each of your subheadings could really be at least 3/4 of a page if not more so if you elaborate a bit more you could easly have written 3 pages. great story line so far though and i can't wait to read the rest. i have no doubt that this will end up on my favs list!
Alexis
PS if you need a beta reader feel free to email mernrncherry_blossom_17@hotmail.com
~~~Thanks! Yeah... I never have been much good at slowing down a story! I'll try though. What exactly does a beta reader do?
Blue-elf3001: This is really really good. Plz Plz Plz Plz Plz write more and i think...(not sure) Artemis has blue eyes!
~~~Thank you! I'm writing! I have been told!
The Merciless Torturer : This is set after Eternity Code isn't it? Probably is... oh well... He's eyes are blue 'cause he said they are after he got the iris cam he said his eyes were blue and the Iris cam was Hazel. Oh well... I wanna noe what happens next... keep going
~~~Yes it is! Well in the first book it says that his eyes were a dark blue. So... anywaz... here is the next chapter!
Aerin: Artemis has sapphire blue eyes. Er...I usually describe them as pale, but I think they can be gray.
all the *~*~*~ is a bit annoying...and I think Artemis seeing Holly again would trigger memories/total recall...
It seems rather short--next chapter soon! :)
~~~I wish everyone would make up there minds as to what color his eyes are! She looks different. it will trigger memories later when she is actually awake and he can see into her eyes! I'm always really short with chapters. Plus I like my *~ things!
kelaal: I LOVE IT!! ^date soon or I'll die
~~~I hope you are not dead! And thanx for loving it!
A/N: Haha! Finally I'm done. If anyone reviews before I get this on... I'll mention you in the next chapter. I'm tired It's about !:00 in the morning. I'm going to post this and go to bed!
Stuck On Land Chapter 2 Foaly's "Invention"
**Flashback**
"Holly! I need you to be my guinea pig."
Captain Holly Short groaned. "Why is it always me?"
"Because you know that if you turn me down I could get you fired in an instant. I have cameras all over New Haven. Nothing misses me."
"Foaly... I really need to do the Ritual. I can't be bothered by anymore of your inventions right now."
"Holly." Foaly said warningly.
"Fine! What is it?"
"Well you know how you have to do Fowl Watch every once 'n a while. Well... I found a way that will be much easier for you to do your job. You see this pill right here?" He asked holding up a yellow pill with orange speckles. "You swallow this and you will become human-like. You will grow 2 feet taller. Your nose will shrink to a normal human size nose and your ears will round out. On top of all this. It will put you in the present teenager style of clothing. Of course the only way for you to get back to your elven self is to take this other pill." He held up a blue pill with pink speckles. "It will reverse all that had been changed. The only bad thing about the yellow pill is that it also takes away your powers. But on the bright side... you get to watch Artemis as a human and you don't have to worry about all the camouflage gear."
"Why do I have to be the guinea pig? Why can't you send someone else off to do it?"
"Because it is your responsibility. Here. Take this when you get to the top. Leave the blue one at the entrance... that way you don't lose it and have to come down here as a human." "Fine. You owe me one Foaly!" Holly announced.
"Try to remember what all happens with the pill. I haven't had the privilege of testing it on an elve yet!"
Holly paused in her retreat from headquarters and glared at Foaly.
"What?" he drew out.
**End Flashback**
A/N: Sorry again for the shortness! My next chapter will be up soon because most of it is already written.
To explain a few things. The reason I have holes in my plot line and so such is because I was writing this about 3 weeks a go when I was in Kentucky at my cousins house and I didn't have the books with me to check on my facts. That is also why I was a little wary on the eye color. I had to ask my sister and she said he had dark hair and dark eyes. I don't question my almighty sister. She is awesome and very smart.
This chapter was to explain the part about Holly appearing as a human. and why she will be susceptible to human illness!
Please review! PLEASE!