Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. Which really is quite sad. But you know what is not sad? School is starting in a couple of weeks! Yea!

A/N: My chapters won't usually get up this fast. This one did because I already had it written down on paper. And I don't have any more written down yet.

A/N2: Oh and just to introduce a few new characters. Sean: A butler-chauffeur type person. Nellie: a maid Dr. Tim Phelps: a doctor who was once saved by Artemis and owes him a favor

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becca: Good chapter. It was irritabily short,though.Make the next one longer.

~~~Yea! Yeah... I know. I wrote that at midnight last night. I was very tired! I shall try!

The Merciless Torturer: good chappie! ^_^! Keep with it!

~~~Thankies! I hopefully will! ;)

Captain Holly Fowl: Great chapter, update soon!

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chrysgurl: wow, short chapter. oh well. please update!

~~~Yeah... sorry about that... updated it is!

Stuck On Land Chapter 3 Teacher or Libarian?

***~***~***~***~*** Fowl Manor ***~***~***~***~***

"Thanks Sean. Go ahead and park around back. Oh and call the shop and ask when my bike is going to be done." Artemis cradled Holly in his arms. "I don't even know your name and I'm taking you into my house." He shook his head worriedly. "You look mighty sick though."

He opened the door and walked into the hallway. He pressed the button below the speaker attached to the hallway wall. "Nellie!"

A distorted voice came out of the speaker. "Yes Master Fowl?"

"Call Dr. Phelps. Tell him Artemis needs him to make a house call for a -" He paused. What do you call a would be stalker who faints from sickness at your feet? "a person staying at the house."

"Right away sir."

Artemis started to walk away but pushed the button again as an afterthought. "What room is aired out, Nellie?"

"The floral room I believe."

"Thank you Nellie." Artemis started up the stairs. "You are light as a feather." He announced to the unconscious girl. "We are going to get you upstairs and then you are going to be examined by the doctor."

Artemis opened the door to the floral room. "here we are. You know... I would really like to know why you were following me. I guess I'll have to wait until you wake up."

He gently set Holly down on the couch as to not get the bed wet. "You need some dry clothes. I'll just go raid mom's closets."

***~***~***~***~*** outside the floral room ***~***~***~***~***

"So..." Artemis drug out.

"She has Pnemonia. It's not very advanced, but you will need to keep an eye on her." Dr. Phelps announced.

"That is what I thought it was also. I just needed a second opinion." Artemis stated.

"Who is she? I've known you for a long time Artemis and I have never seen her before. I thought I knew all your friends."

"I found her outside. She knows my name, Tim."

"And that is a surprise? Everyone knows you by your picture Artemis. You are a genius."

"Yes. But it was still odd. I don't know her name, but she seems familiar. I can't place her though."

"Well call me in a few days and I will check up on her. You know what to do right?"

"Yes." Artemis replied.

"I don't know why I even bothered to ask." Tim said shaking his head.

***~***~***~***~*** Floral Room ***~***~***~***~***

"LEPrecon." Holly murmurred in her sleep.

"Leprechaun? What the-?" He asked himself.

"Gold."

"Gold? Maybe she is a teacher. Or a librarian." He said in absolute puzzlement.

***~***~***~***~*** End of chappy 3 ***~***~***~***~***

A/N: Ooooo that was interesting. Well have fun... I'm going to take a nap. I had to get up early this morning to send my cousin and aunt off with my older sister! Now it's her time to go down to Kentucky!

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