A/N: This is NOT a proper Chapter, I just wrote this because I wanted to. Loads of thanks to Dragon Sisters for giving me the 'inspiration'.

Title: The dark lord who fell in love with a shoe

There was a big baddie

Who fell in love with a shoe

He called himself voldie

But we call him You-know who

He cradles his love

And kisses its laces

He thought he's teeth looked bad

So he went to get braces

"Saving the world before Potions time" That's the next chapter of the 'What-If-Vision'. If anyone can guess the correct 'What-if' for the Chapter title, you'll get a virtual slab of Honeyduke's Chocolate! So submit your guess along with your review!