Disclaimer: I would like to ask one simple question. Is Eoin Culfer going
to high school? NO! Does he have tons of homework every night? NO! Does he
have stupid teachers who drone on and on and think that they are funny but
really aren't? No didn't think so! So therefore since I have all of these I
am not Eoin... that means I don't own Artemis Fowl! Do you get it? GOOD!
REVIEWERS! AWESOME!
AnimeOnna: moriez! ~~~~Here it is!
silverheart121 : cool...can't wait for the rest...tho the short chapters is EXTREMELY irritating...but i guess i'll have to deal with it ~~~~Thanks here it is! I know. I hate short chapters. but... I have school and its kinda hard to write any more at a time. Thanks!
Blue-elf3001: hello me again im stalking you! he-he anyway i just want to say (again) that this is very very good and i can't wait for the next chapter! ~~~~Hi! Uh... I've actually had a real stalker. Not fun. Thank you. Here is the next chapter.
Amy Summers or Captian Holly Short Fowl: write more write more write more! Holly And Artemis=Extremly exciting stories!! ~~~~I wrote more. Not that much... but hey! I'm busy. I have two fics going and school right now. Yeah they do make exciting stories.
chrysgurl: yay! great chappie! i can't wait to see what Holly does when she wakes up. she's my fave! well, update soon! ~~~~ Yay! Well your wish has come true. She Wakes up in this chapter!
The Merciless Torturer: what does gold have anything to do with teachers and librarians? Oh well, keep writing! ~~~~Ok bright one. Teachers/librarians+children=fairy tales Fairy tales = leprechauns and gold Therefore gold= teachers/librarians. Wow I have flunked out of Geometry twice and I can still do a good proof! Here is the next chapter Oh and don't take offense to the "bright one" remark. I say that to everyone!
Earth Borne: WOW! Nice chappie! Totally love it. But I think Artemis is a bit out of character, don't u think? ~~~~Uh... no. I really don't think he is out of character. Why does it seem so?
Rissa of the Saiya-Jin : They're blue! Bright blue! You said you read the third book - a large part of that book centers around Arty's eyes NOT being brown! Anyway, now I've got that out of my system, good chapter. I'm off to read the next one. ~~~Uh hello! I don't remember ever saying that his eyes were brown and not blue. I said they were exotic. Not brown. Personally I don't think that brown is very exotic. And uh hello! Read book one again! Eyes are dark. So nah!
flamaria13: how does he get teacher or librarian out of that?!?!?!?!?but write more anyway!please! ~~~Refer to the answer to The Merciless Torturer. Well... here is more!
Alexis: hey sorry i was a little late in reviwing!! I love this story! its just so great! =) A beta reader ( as far as I know )basically fixes spelling and grammer and just gives the story a bit ofdescription if it's needed! ~~~~Thats all right. I'm a little late with posting. Thanks. Oh. Well I might send my next chapter to you so you can be my beta reader.
Roxy: This is a good fic you should update it! ~~~~Thanks I am!
~*~*: You need to make them longer! That's all I have to say.rnrn~*~*Goddess of Reviews~*~* ~~~~Well... too bad! They ain't gonna geit any looonger. ::lousy southern drawl:: I write short chapters. If you don't like it. Don't read it!
Holly B: Please oh please oh please put LOADS of Holly/Artemis romance in... I love it so much! Please update ASAP! ~~~~I'm gonna try. I love romance so there will be a lot! Here's the update! OceanChild: eep! that was short! still well written but i can say no mre since there is no more to say! well anyway your sister is right about the dark hair- i can see where the dark eyes would be associated ^.^ sorry if ive been sounding condescending- i dont mean it or anything by it, i really ought to work on my attempts at constructive critism (however thats spelled) when im not myself. if that makes any sense. whatever. im going into my corner now. *goes into corner* with my flamingo cocktail stirrer, very important. *retrieves flamingo* and, of course, printouts of all these good stories iv been reading. *pulls one off the shelf in corner* ah. now if i may exit after rambling for a prolonged amount of time, i shall. *cracks head on door frame* ow. well maybe ill have a scar there to rival the one on my knee! well, that would be very traumatizing. ok, im really shutting up now. i had shots today and im not myself. l8er! ~~~~Yeah it was short...that's all right it just gets on my nerves sometimes. Constructive criticism is always good. Your corner sounds like a very nice corner. Mine is pink with narrow yellow stripes with all my anime pictures on the wall and my Heath Ledger poster also! Oooo. I have a scar on each knee. I think it was from jumping of the swing set into the gravel when I was little. Eeek! Shots cluck! Yeah the whole cluck thing. I'm not allowed to say sucks in my English teachers room so I had to come up with a different word. Clucks it is!
becca: Great chapter. I know what you mean about the being tired thing. I once didn't finish typing a chapter until 2 a.m. ~~~~Thanks yeah... It really clucks. See explanation to clucks in above review!
Illusion Warrior: Cool! An update so soon! Yay! I really like this, but I just have one teeny tiny request...do you think you could make your chapters a bit longer? I don't mean to complain, I'm gonna R&R the fic anyways, but I was just wondering. ~~~~Thanks. I will try to make them longer. This one is short because I wanted it to be a cliff hanger! Just 'cause I'm mean!
Lady Laffs-a-lot: good story i really like it so far ~~~~Thankies!
A/N: Some reviews aren't being sent to my e-mail for some reason... so some of your reviews might not get on here. It's a little weird... But anyway when I type the responses to your reviews I always get them from my e-mail. So.... I'm sorry for those I have missed!
Stuck On Land Chapter 4 Who's Holly
***~***~***~***~*** Fowl Manor ***~***~***~***~***
Artemis felt Holly's forehead. It felt cold and she was shaking. He walked to the hallway linen closet and got a few blankets. He tucked them around Holly's frame. "I wish I knew what your name was. You look so familiar. I wish you would wake up. I need to get some food down in your stomach. You can't get better until we break this fever."
Holly was in a nightmare sleep. She couldn't wake up. She heard her name being called and turned around in slow motion. There was Artemis waking towards her, the glow behind him a nice blue. Suddenly the color changed to an angry black. "I am not concerned with us all, just myself." the vision of Artemis smirked, turned and sauntered away.
"Wait! Artemis!" She turned to see Commander Root.
"It's because you are a woman."
"WHAT?" Holly yelled. "What is going on?" She yelled.
"Hey wake up!"
In the real world Artemis was shaking her gently.
"No..." she murmmured.
"All right. Sleep. But you have to wake up tomorrow because you need to eat some food." Artemis said to the prone frame on the bed. He sighed as he looked down on her sad state.
~~~***~~~Morning~~~**~~~
Holly awoke with a start. Why was she so hot? Ah. The millions of blankets on her answered the question. But where was she? And who was she?
Suddenly the door opened and a good looking guy entered. She shrunk back into the bed.
"Oh hello. I see you are awake." Artemis said carrying a tray of food into the bedroom. "We really need to get some food in you."
"Who are you?" she whispered out loud.
"Don't you know?" Artemis turned around and looked into her eyes. Millions of memories flooded past his eyes. Holly?" He asked incredulously.
"Huh. Who's Holly?" ~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: Ha ha! Nice cliffie for Squishy! Oh I would like to explain why it has been a long time since I have updated.
#1. I just started school on Wednesday, August 13th.
#2. And then on Saturday I had to help move my big sister into Purdue school of Engineering.
#3. My meanie mom won't let me on the computer on the week days except for homework!
SO I have been a little busy lately. Plus this is my senior year of high school so... I'm going to be really busy.
Oh yeah... and I am SACRIFICING my homework to write this chapter for you so don't complain!
REVIEWERS! AWESOME!
AnimeOnna: moriez! ~~~~Here it is!
silverheart121 : cool...can't wait for the rest...tho the short chapters is EXTREMELY irritating...but i guess i'll have to deal with it ~~~~Thanks here it is! I know. I hate short chapters. but... I have school and its kinda hard to write any more at a time. Thanks!
Blue-elf3001: hello me again im stalking you! he-he anyway i just want to say (again) that this is very very good and i can't wait for the next chapter! ~~~~Hi! Uh... I've actually had a real stalker. Not fun. Thank you. Here is the next chapter.
Amy Summers or Captian Holly Short Fowl: write more write more write more! Holly And Artemis=Extremly exciting stories!! ~~~~I wrote more. Not that much... but hey! I'm busy. I have two fics going and school right now. Yeah they do make exciting stories.
chrysgurl: yay! great chappie! i can't wait to see what Holly does when she wakes up. she's my fave! well, update soon! ~~~~ Yay! Well your wish has come true. She Wakes up in this chapter!
The Merciless Torturer: what does gold have anything to do with teachers and librarians? Oh well, keep writing! ~~~~Ok bright one. Teachers/librarians+children=fairy tales Fairy tales = leprechauns and gold Therefore gold= teachers/librarians. Wow I have flunked out of Geometry twice and I can still do a good proof! Here is the next chapter Oh and don't take offense to the "bright one" remark. I say that to everyone!
Earth Borne: WOW! Nice chappie! Totally love it. But I think Artemis is a bit out of character, don't u think? ~~~~Uh... no. I really don't think he is out of character. Why does it seem so?
Rissa of the Saiya-Jin : They're blue! Bright blue! You said you read the third book - a large part of that book centers around Arty's eyes NOT being brown! Anyway, now I've got that out of my system, good chapter. I'm off to read the next one. ~~~Uh hello! I don't remember ever saying that his eyes were brown and not blue. I said they were exotic. Not brown. Personally I don't think that brown is very exotic. And uh hello! Read book one again! Eyes are dark. So nah!
flamaria13: how does he get teacher or librarian out of that?!?!?!?!?but write more anyway!please! ~~~Refer to the answer to The Merciless Torturer. Well... here is more!
Alexis: hey sorry i was a little late in reviwing!! I love this story! its just so great! =) A beta reader ( as far as I know )basically fixes spelling and grammer and just gives the story a bit ofdescription if it's needed! ~~~~Thats all right. I'm a little late with posting. Thanks. Oh. Well I might send my next chapter to you so you can be my beta reader.
Roxy: This is a good fic you should update it! ~~~~Thanks I am!
~*~*: You need to make them longer! That's all I have to say.rnrn~*~*Goddess of Reviews~*~* ~~~~Well... too bad! They ain't gonna geit any looonger. ::lousy southern drawl:: I write short chapters. If you don't like it. Don't read it!
Holly B: Please oh please oh please put LOADS of Holly/Artemis romance in... I love it so much! Please update ASAP! ~~~~I'm gonna try. I love romance so there will be a lot! Here's the update! OceanChild: eep! that was short! still well written but i can say no mre since there is no more to say! well anyway your sister is right about the dark hair- i can see where the dark eyes would be associated ^.^ sorry if ive been sounding condescending- i dont mean it or anything by it, i really ought to work on my attempts at constructive critism (however thats spelled) when im not myself. if that makes any sense. whatever. im going into my corner now. *goes into corner* with my flamingo cocktail stirrer, very important. *retrieves flamingo* and, of course, printouts of all these good stories iv been reading. *pulls one off the shelf in corner* ah. now if i may exit after rambling for a prolonged amount of time, i shall. *cracks head on door frame* ow. well maybe ill have a scar there to rival the one on my knee! well, that would be very traumatizing. ok, im really shutting up now. i had shots today and im not myself. l8er! ~~~~Yeah it was short...that's all right it just gets on my nerves sometimes. Constructive criticism is always good. Your corner sounds like a very nice corner. Mine is pink with narrow yellow stripes with all my anime pictures on the wall and my Heath Ledger poster also! Oooo. I have a scar on each knee. I think it was from jumping of the swing set into the gravel when I was little. Eeek! Shots cluck! Yeah the whole cluck thing. I'm not allowed to say sucks in my English teachers room so I had to come up with a different word. Clucks it is!
becca: Great chapter. I know what you mean about the being tired thing. I once didn't finish typing a chapter until 2 a.m. ~~~~Thanks yeah... It really clucks. See explanation to clucks in above review!
Illusion Warrior: Cool! An update so soon! Yay! I really like this, but I just have one teeny tiny request...do you think you could make your chapters a bit longer? I don't mean to complain, I'm gonna R&R the fic anyways, but I was just wondering. ~~~~Thanks. I will try to make them longer. This one is short because I wanted it to be a cliff hanger! Just 'cause I'm mean!
Lady Laffs-a-lot: good story i really like it so far ~~~~Thankies!
A/N: Some reviews aren't being sent to my e-mail for some reason... so some of your reviews might not get on here. It's a little weird... But anyway when I type the responses to your reviews I always get them from my e-mail. So.... I'm sorry for those I have missed!
Stuck On Land Chapter 4 Who's Holly
***~***~***~***~*** Fowl Manor ***~***~***~***~***
Artemis felt Holly's forehead. It felt cold and she was shaking. He walked to the hallway linen closet and got a few blankets. He tucked them around Holly's frame. "I wish I knew what your name was. You look so familiar. I wish you would wake up. I need to get some food down in your stomach. You can't get better until we break this fever."
Holly was in a nightmare sleep. She couldn't wake up. She heard her name being called and turned around in slow motion. There was Artemis waking towards her, the glow behind him a nice blue. Suddenly the color changed to an angry black. "I am not concerned with us all, just myself." the vision of Artemis smirked, turned and sauntered away.
"Wait! Artemis!" She turned to see Commander Root.
"It's because you are a woman."
"WHAT?" Holly yelled. "What is going on?" She yelled.
"Hey wake up!"
In the real world Artemis was shaking her gently.
"No..." she murmmured.
"All right. Sleep. But you have to wake up tomorrow because you need to eat some food." Artemis said to the prone frame on the bed. He sighed as he looked down on her sad state.
~~~***~~~Morning~~~**~~~
Holly awoke with a start. Why was she so hot? Ah. The millions of blankets on her answered the question. But where was she? And who was she?
Suddenly the door opened and a good looking guy entered. She shrunk back into the bed.
"Oh hello. I see you are awake." Artemis said carrying a tray of food into the bedroom. "We really need to get some food in you."
"Who are you?" she whispered out loud.
"Don't you know?" Artemis turned around and looked into her eyes. Millions of memories flooded past his eyes. Holly?" He asked incredulously.
"Huh. Who's Holly?" ~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: Ha ha! Nice cliffie for Squishy! Oh I would like to explain why it has been a long time since I have updated.
#1. I just started school on Wednesday, August 13th.
#2. And then on Saturday I had to help move my big sister into Purdue school of Engineering.
#3. My meanie mom won't let me on the computer on the week days except for homework!
SO I have been a little busy lately. Plus this is my senior year of high school so... I'm going to be really busy.
Oh yeah... and I am SACRIFICING my homework to write this chapter for you so don't complain!