Disclaimer: Today was decade /picture day at my school. The best costumes were from the Renaissance. Which technically wasn't a decade... but... whatever. They were awesome. You are probably asking... What the hades is decade day? (Hopefully you know what picture day is) Well this is homecoming week and each day of the week we have a theme. Monday was pj day. Tuesday was decade day. Wednesday - Hawaiian day. Thursday- Freaky hair and clothes day. Friday- green and gold day as always because my school colors are green and gold. John Deere colors. Wow. It quite funny because we are a farming community. Do you think that Eoin had a John Deere school? He could've ... but probably not... so therefore I am not Eoin or do I own Artemis Fowl and characters

A/N: Wow. I got it written before the weekend, was going to post it and then... no it didn't happen. But anyway on Thursday my outfit was hilarious. I wore black wind pants, a green flowered skirt, a orange skirt pulled above my chest over a white shirt, a reddish orange button up sweater, and a white shoe and a brown shoe. And then I had bumble bee head band on with antenna sticking out. It was really badly clashed!

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~~~Hades NO! I love my sister. I have four sisters. The one I was talking about is my favorite sister. She is probably the nicest funniest person I have ever meet. I hope she's not reading this because her ego would be inflated. She just turned 15 and she is very smart! So therefore it is a very large compliment.

:You're story is very good so far. PLEASE hurry up and write the next chapter tho.

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~~~Hey! I feel a bit better. It really sucks that I can't sing though. I'll explain that at the end!

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~~~Thanks for reviewing. You might have read it... It's been up for a while. I don't have much time to write so it will take me a while to write it. Sorry about the New Haven thing. No one else has told me about it. I thought I remembered checking it in the book but maybe I didn't. I'll go to the library tomorrow and check in the book. Thanks!

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~~~Sorry about that. I'll stop! AWESOME! I love her fic! Yeah if you read her reviews you will see that she argues with me a lot. We use reviewing in her story to communicate. Like one time I called her down for supper in my review because I was to lazy to walk up the stairs. Needless to say, in the end I still had to go up stairs to get her! Anyways... here is the new chap!

Stuck On Land Chapter 5 I Don't Like You Yelling at Me

"Holly? Captain Holly Short? What are you doing here?"

"Who are you?" Holly asked.

"Don't play with me Captain Short. Why were you following me today? Was it to make sure I didn't remember The People. What were you supposed to do if I suddenly remembered? Why were you dressed like that? And how did you grow so much? Why aren't you answering me?" Artemis demanded.

"How am I supposed to know? I don't know whats happening. I don't know who you are let alone if I was following you. What is wrong with my clothes? And it looks like i am a normal height. I can't answer your questions if I don't even know who i am!" Holly's voice had gotten increasingly louder as she progressed and was now at a scream.

Artemis stared at Holly in surprise. "Truly? You don't remember anything? That's odd. the second I remember you forget."

"No. And I don't like you yelling at me!"

"No. You never have. Dammit! I'm going to have to call Tom again. You have Pneumonia and I don't know what effect that will have on your amnesia."

Holly interrupted him in an fit of coughing. "Hey you need to drink this broth. Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

"Um hum."

"Can you stand?" Artemis asked. He helped her up and sat her on her feet. She took a step and her knees buckled. He stepped in and grabbed her waist. "I'll help you Holly." He led her to the connecting bathroom and closed the door. She walked over to the mirror and gazed into it.

"Who are you?" She asked herself. She touched her cheek in wonder. "I don't remember anything. You'd think you would remember your own face." She turned away in disgust. She used the bathroom and walked slowly out.

"I'm going to go call Tom. He is a doctor. The radio is right here. You can listen to music if you would like." He lead her to the bed and walked out of the room.

"Sure. Why not." She picked up the radio and turned the dial until something came on.

./././ Did you really sleep with that chick man?
Yes yes yes, yes yes yes
And are you gonna tell her straight up man?
No no no ./././ "Not quite what I was looking for!" She adjusted the dials.

./././ I''ve got the lights turned up
The door is locked, the bedroom TV''s on
Doing the only thing that gets me through the night
Since you''ve been gone

Prayin'' for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain''t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I''ll make it right
Don''t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin'' for daylight (Prayin'' for daylight)

I made a bad miscalculation
Betting you would never leave
''Cause if you''re getting on with your new life.
Then where does that leave me

Prayin'' for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain''t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I''ll make it right
Don''t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin'' for daylight (Prayin'' for daylight)

Prayin'' for daylight (Prayin'' for daylight)
Prayin'' for daylight
Hoping that I didn''t wait too long (I didn''t wait too long)
That this is just the dark before the dawn

Deep in my heart I know
That you love me as much as I love you
And that you must be lying somewhere
Looking up to Heaven too

Prayin'' for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain''t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I''ll make it right
Don''t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin'' for daylight (Prayin'' for daylight)

Prayin'' for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain''t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I''ll make it right
Don''t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin'' for daylight (Prayin'' for daylight)

Prayin'' for daylight
I don''t want to spend another lonely night
I don''t want to spend another lonely night
(Prayin'' for daylight) Prayin'' for daylight
I don''t want to spend another lonely night
Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo
Prayin'' for daylight ./././

There were tears shinning in Holly's eyes when Artemis walked in. "Are you allright?" he asked concerned. "Do you feel worse?"

"No. I just heard a really sad song." Holly explained.

"Oh. Well I called Tom. He will come in the morning. Why don't you try to finish your broth and then you should sleep the rest of the night."

"Ok." Holly drew the blanket over her legs, finished her broth, and then handed the empty dished to Artemis. "I don't remember who you are... but I feel safe here. Thank you."

"Go to sleep now. I will see you in the morning." Artemis turned the light off and walked out of the room.

~~End of chappy!

A/N: You know what really sucks? I can't sing. I am a high first soprano in choir and we have a concert really soon. Its not a good thing. And we are singing my favorite song ever. Riversong. It's really beautiful! And singing is my life. The radio comes on I want to sing all of the good songs and the only one of them I can sing because of the notes is The Remedy.

Oh and you better be happy with me. I just skipped play practice to type this. So anyway. REVIEW AND I WILL GIVE YOU A BAG OF GOLD! Only if you are the 80th though.

I will try to get another chapter up tomorrow but I make no promises because my older sister is home from college for homecoming!