A/N: Sorry For the Long delay, but the results for the Poll was:
Stone Age: 7
Future: 9
Other: 5
So we are off to the Future!
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What-If-Vision
Chapter Seven- The Tragedy of Another Juliet and HIS Romeo Part I
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(Where we left off last time)
"Ron, get off my lap!" hissed Harry, giving his friend a shove that landed the young Weasley on the carpeted floor, "that's wasn't even scary!"
"Did you see that Spider? The one mummified in the pyramid." Ron shivered and sat back at his own seat.
"Ron, that was an octopus, not a spider! You see, an octopus also has eight legs and that might be why you mistaken it for a mummified spider," Hermione gently patted Ron on the shoulder, trying to calm him down.
"Why don't we watch some thing a bit more.I don't know.cheery? Maybe that will make you feel better Ron?" Harry suggested. After receiving nods of agreement from his two best friends, he walked to the 'What-If-Vision' and directed it to play something classy.
"What if .a bit of Shakespearean romance came to Hogwarts.?" Before Harry could finish, however, a cold voice interrupted him.
"Yeah right Potter.in a thousand years!"
Harry sprung around just as the screen of the What-If-Vision began to blur. Malfoy was standing at the doorway of the room.
"How did you get in here Malfoy? I thought I sealed the room!"
"Never underestimate a Slytherin, Potter. I don't want to stir up trouble though, so you needn't worry," Draco drawled, ignoring the snort of laughter that came from the other occupants of the room, "I'm just here to watch a little bit of entertainment." With that he conjured up his own royal green sofa and sat lazily upon it with a large bowl of chocolate frogs in his hands.
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(On the What-If-Vision)
PROLOGUE
Chorus:
Two Houses, both alike in dignity,
In Hogwarts, where we lay our scene, a thousands years from now,
From ancient grudge breaks new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean
From forth the fatal loin of these two foes,
A pair of 'broom-crossed lovers' takes their life,
Whose misadventure life piteously overthrown,
Doth with their death bury their houses' strife?
The fearful passage of their death-marked love,
And the continuance of their houses' rage,
Which, but their students' end, naught could remove,
Is now the thirty-minute traffic of our stage.
That which if you with patient eyes attend,
Where here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
ACT I SCENE I
Gryff024: How dare you Slytherin Robots cross your line and stumble to the Gryffindor side, for this you shall pay!
Gryff025: We shall challenge you to a data duel.
Slyth119: You are on, useless piece of metal with a silicon chip! Behold, my data transfer rate is three times yours!
Gryff024: How dare you insult my chip, I shall sent you an email virus.
Slyth163: No! My modem just crashed because of your virus.you shall pay Gryff-bots!
Gryff024: Lets get out of here before the teachers come and give us all a week worth of Digital Detentions!
Gryff025: Agreed.
Slyth119: I am crying for you my fellow Slyth-bot, but.alas! Salty tears will short-circuit my system! I am dying, dying.the system is shutting down.
ACT I SCENE II
Harry: Oh how I yearn for a soul mate, one who I can hold and wisher sweet nothings to, but how am I supposed to find a homo sapien lover in this high- tech digital world?
Draco: Dear Sir, would you help me please, my race cleaner seems to be malfunctioning!
Harry: (to himself) At last, a damsel in distress, why and a pretty blonde one too! (To Draco) Of course I will help you my lovely one, what is your name?
Draco: My name is not important. A name is nothing but a lifeless shell that hides the inner being.
Narrator: And they fell in love almost at once without knowing each other's identities or where they were from. Every day by the metallic moon they would meet and ride their Tubo Vacuum Cleaners together and whisper sweet nothings to each other.
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Malfoy stood up in a fury and tried to turn the What-If-Vision off, but Ron ran up and stopped him.
"You were the one who wanted to watch this Malfoy, plus, once this thing starts, you can't turn it off till it finishes, so don't even try!" Ron laughed, "you know, this 'new image' really suits you.Oh, and you too Harry!"
"Shut up!" snapped Draco, along with a red faced Harry.
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A/N: Well, at least they agreed on something! So, enjoyed that? If you want to see the next Part, I have to get at least 10 reviews!
Stone Age: 7
Future: 9
Other: 5
So we are off to the Future!
~*~*~*~*~
What-If-Vision
Chapter Seven- The Tragedy of Another Juliet and HIS Romeo Part I
~*~*~*~*~
(Where we left off last time)
"Ron, get off my lap!" hissed Harry, giving his friend a shove that landed the young Weasley on the carpeted floor, "that's wasn't even scary!"
"Did you see that Spider? The one mummified in the pyramid." Ron shivered and sat back at his own seat.
"Ron, that was an octopus, not a spider! You see, an octopus also has eight legs and that might be why you mistaken it for a mummified spider," Hermione gently patted Ron on the shoulder, trying to calm him down.
"Why don't we watch some thing a bit more.I don't know.cheery? Maybe that will make you feel better Ron?" Harry suggested. After receiving nods of agreement from his two best friends, he walked to the 'What-If-Vision' and directed it to play something classy.
"What if .a bit of Shakespearean romance came to Hogwarts.?" Before Harry could finish, however, a cold voice interrupted him.
"Yeah right Potter.in a thousand years!"
Harry sprung around just as the screen of the What-If-Vision began to blur. Malfoy was standing at the doorway of the room.
"How did you get in here Malfoy? I thought I sealed the room!"
"Never underestimate a Slytherin, Potter. I don't want to stir up trouble though, so you needn't worry," Draco drawled, ignoring the snort of laughter that came from the other occupants of the room, "I'm just here to watch a little bit of entertainment." With that he conjured up his own royal green sofa and sat lazily upon it with a large bowl of chocolate frogs in his hands.
~*~*~*~*~
(On the What-If-Vision)
PROLOGUE
Chorus:
Two Houses, both alike in dignity,
In Hogwarts, where we lay our scene, a thousands years from now,
From ancient grudge breaks new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean
From forth the fatal loin of these two foes,
A pair of 'broom-crossed lovers' takes their life,
Whose misadventure life piteously overthrown,
Doth with their death bury their houses' strife?
The fearful passage of their death-marked love,
And the continuance of their houses' rage,
Which, but their students' end, naught could remove,
Is now the thirty-minute traffic of our stage.
That which if you with patient eyes attend,
Where here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
ACT I SCENE I
Gryff024: How dare you Slytherin Robots cross your line and stumble to the Gryffindor side, for this you shall pay!
Gryff025: We shall challenge you to a data duel.
Slyth119: You are on, useless piece of metal with a silicon chip! Behold, my data transfer rate is three times yours!
Gryff024: How dare you insult my chip, I shall sent you an email virus.
Slyth163: No! My modem just crashed because of your virus.you shall pay Gryff-bots!
Gryff024: Lets get out of here before the teachers come and give us all a week worth of Digital Detentions!
Gryff025: Agreed.
Slyth119: I am crying for you my fellow Slyth-bot, but.alas! Salty tears will short-circuit my system! I am dying, dying.the system is shutting down.
ACT I SCENE II
Harry: Oh how I yearn for a soul mate, one who I can hold and wisher sweet nothings to, but how am I supposed to find a homo sapien lover in this high- tech digital world?
Draco: Dear Sir, would you help me please, my race cleaner seems to be malfunctioning!
Harry: (to himself) At last, a damsel in distress, why and a pretty blonde one too! (To Draco) Of course I will help you my lovely one, what is your name?
Draco: My name is not important. A name is nothing but a lifeless shell that hides the inner being.
Narrator: And they fell in love almost at once without knowing each other's identities or where they were from. Every day by the metallic moon they would meet and ride their Tubo Vacuum Cleaners together and whisper sweet nothings to each other.
~*~*~*~*~
Malfoy stood up in a fury and tried to turn the What-If-Vision off, but Ron ran up and stopped him.
"You were the one who wanted to watch this Malfoy, plus, once this thing starts, you can't turn it off till it finishes, so don't even try!" Ron laughed, "you know, this 'new image' really suits you.Oh, and you too Harry!"
"Shut up!" snapped Draco, along with a red faced Harry.
~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Well, at least they agreed on something! So, enjoyed that? If you want to see the next Part, I have to get at least 10 reviews!