A/N thanks to those that reviewed! I think I've said this before, but I'll say it again; the people in this story are real people. I am messing with them and using them as characters to (1) piss them off or (2) to make people happy by sticking them in relationships with other people ::cough:: Emily and Brian ::cough:: Oh, and btw by "spiky hair," Emily says she means gelled hair. Don't ask me, I've never met the guy.

Emily showed up back at Rivendell later on that evening, just in time for dinner. There was no sight of Brian. But Emily did look a little—well, in love.

Hannah, Leah, and Rose, who ran after her screaming curses, interrupted her daydreams. "YOU HURT LEGGY." They chanted. "DON'T DUMP LEGGY. DON'T DUMP LEGGY. DON'T DUMP LEGGY. POOR LEGGY!"
"I thought you wanted me to dump Legolas." Emily said, annoyed. "Besides, he's not 'hurt,' he totally forgot we were ever going out. He's over there trying to flirt with Queen Arwen. Better go save your precious Leggy before Aragorn kills him."
Three collective gasps came from the three girls and they ran over to Leggy, who was oblivious to the danger about to befall him. Aragorn was standing right behind him.
"Queen Arwen doesn't look like she's in much of a state to be flirting." Sarah said, smiling a little.
"What did you do to her?" Hannah screeched.

"Nothing, I didn't do nothing, what? Who said anything about doing
anything, not me." Sarah said quickly.
"Are you immortal?" Aragorn asked Sarah.
"What?" She said, turning to him.
"I said, are you immortal? Arwen was immortal. Immortal people are
awesome. I'm not immortal." He looked a little depressed.
"Of course I'm immortal!" Sarah lied.
"I LOVE YOU." Aragorn said.
"Hey, slow down, Kingy," said Gavy from behind him. "Maybe you should get rid of your wife first before you start developing crushes. After all, I heard she's pregnant."
"Oh, she's not pregnant, she's just gonna die." Said Aragorn dismissively. "Besides, even if she was pregnant, it wouldn't be my kid."

Everyone in the room stared at Aragorn. He was used to being stared at, so it didn't bother him too much.
"Yeah, I saw her and Leggy the other night. Apparently my wife is after men who will.... Live forever."
"That's my girl!" Cried Elrond from some random corner in the back.

"Shut up Mr. Old." Said somebody in the crowd. (Hmmm, I wonder who that could have been?)
Elrond promptly became offended at this nickname and went off to pout and try on dresses that would match his new tiara.

Everyone was so happy about Elrond leaving, they all went to go bungee jumping, except that the bungee's broke and they all died.
"Brian will save us!" Emily cried as she fell through the air. He didn't. The end.

Just kidding