*Tavia's go-at-it…tell me what you think, Vickie…*

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"Don't go on about it, Hermione, you don't have anything to do with this diary, or us." Ron said now a bit tersely as he took the book ad pocked it.

"As a matter of fact, I-"

"C'mon, Harry, let's go to the common room, a place we always go in these Hermione Granger Severus Snape fictions, and take a look-see at what's keeping Snape so...icky." Ron grabbed Harry's arm and pulled him up the stairs and into the portrait ("Incantum Librum") where they found only Ginny and Colin pouring over a transfiguration book.

"Hey Harry, Ron," said Ginny and Colin a bit flustered.

"Hiya, Harry!" said Colin, obviously not even taking note that Ron even existed "Sure is a nice day isn't it?"

"Colin, it's a downpour outside," Ron said rolling his eyes. "C'mon Harry, we can go to your dorm."

The two boys raced to the room and locked the door. They now were grinning mischievously at the book in Ron's hands.

"You read it!" Harry said with anticipation swelling in his voice.

"No, you read it! I read all funny and slow!"

"Oh, alright," said Harry as he flipped to a middle entry blotched with ink.

" 'September 10th

Number times of hair washed: 7 (scary); Number of points taken from Gryffindor: 0 (bloodcurdling); Chocolate units consumed: 34(not bad); People irked today: 0 (v. bad)

" 'Today has been most delightful, despite the fact that I've had to see Potter one more day of my wretched life...'"

"Hey!" Harry exclaimed.

"Shh, Harry! keep reading!"

" "-but that could only be the lowest point of my day. Felt extremely dizzy and warm today, and for once, it had nothing to do with the five firewhiskies I downed consecutively in an hour's period. No…it must be something else…

Bumped into Granger today after Transfigurations between my morning lurking-around-the-castle and the walloping-in-self-pity portions of my day. Girl turned such a violent shade of white it'd make the Barron blush.

"Oh, sorry Professor-"

"Nevermind, Herm- I mean, Granger. Just leave before I feel the need to dock points from your gawking."

Felt a bit funny after that, as my arm is still burning from where she bumped into me. The insufferable know-it-all, tactless in every way…

Then during Potions I found myself doing the oddest thing:

Staring at Granger.

She's not at all like she was last year…a bit less weight to her (could it be to lack of books?) and a mature look to her…kind of pretty…if you like insufferable-know-it-alls…

Which I do.'"

Harry looked at Ron and they both gaped at each other.

"No way…you don't think-" Harry said uneasily.

"Not possible…maybe he's talking about…er…another Granger?" Ron said going white.

" 'Felt all hot and disturbed…is this usual?'"

Harry turned to a page with drawings of Hermione and little hearts that danced around the page. More overly disgusting was one page that had a S.P.E.W. sticker on it with big bold lettering that read 'I LOVE GRANGER' in curly green and silver ink. Finally, he picked up the nerve to read the latest entry.

" 'October 11th -

Number times of hair washed: 2 (not bad); Number of points taken from Gryffindor: 0 (am going into cardiac arrest); Chocolate units consumed: 104 (v. v. bad); People irked today: 0 (not at all up to par) Hermione infatuation radar level: 10 (and loving every second of it)

It's another morning where I can wake up and say "I LOVE HERMIONE!" Followed the girl to all of her classes today and even managed to cut off a lock of her hair…will savor it this evening…

"Ewww!" Ron shrieked.

"'Told her she'd dropped a quill in-between History of Magic and nearly busted…from…er…joy when she bent down to pick it up. She has a nice rear, you know? (Wait…must stop writing about her…)

Am drawing pictures of her as she helps that fool Neville to try to make a potion that doesn't blow up on site. I'm trying to hold in the desire to thrash the boy until Granger has left…can't let her know I'm violent.

Oh wait…she already knows that. (And must stop writing about her!)

Made up a song about her as I passed Potter and Weasley's desk, of course I only hummed the song because the lyrics were somewhat provocative. I wonder if they're on to me…and I swear she smiled as I passed a second time…oh that did make me happy in all the right places…

I will be miffed.'"

"AHHHHHHH!" Harry and Ron shrieked and threw down the book.

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