*Geeze? Funnier? Oookie dokie! Here you go, Rai Dorian…this is for you…*

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So, what exactly does the note say?" Harry whispered to Ron under the invisibility cloak on their midnight escapade.


"Well, I don't know exactly..."


"What do you mean, you don't know exactly?" Harry was worried. No matter how much he, er, liked Dobby, he couldn't help feeling like Dobby's offer of help was exactly trustworthy, considering the fact that what Dobby called "saving Harry Potter" was equivalent to many life-threatening and dangerous activities.


"I didn't tell Dobby word-for-word what to write...I just told him what happened, with Snape liking Hermione and told him to tell Snape to follow the terms you and I came up with."


"And you're absolutely sure Dobby understood what's going on? I mean, he didn't write a note saying something like "The great and famous Harry Potter and his Wheezy would like you to do the following..." did he?"


"Hm...lemme check..." Ron reached into his pocket and pulled out a piece of wrinkled parchment as Harry checked the Marauder's Map for any teachers, or Mrs. Norris, roaming the hallways, "Dear Professor Perv-"


"Professor Perv?"


"Oops...I guess I forgot to tell him that it's Professor Snape..." Ron smiled with glee, "Anyways...

 Dear Professor Perv,

Tuo students who wants to remains Anonnnymoose want you, a perv who is a great perv and slime ball and is in love with Miss Her-my-knee Granjer, to comply with these following demands:

No more favoring the Slytherin House

Treat other houses students equally, if not, superioriorillie, as Slytherin students

No more distributing T's to any student except other slime balls, most notably Mr. Draco Malfoy

No more fantasizing about Miss Her-my-knee Granjer.

The two misters menchonned above would like to tell you that they have your very secret diary that holds many of your innermost secrets and informashun you wouldn't want anyone to know about. If you don't comply to the demands also menchunned above the two masters will anonnymoosely turn the diary in to Master Dumbledoor and have you sacked because they hate you and they think you are a perv.

Dobby the Houseelf in the kitchens"

"Ron, we can't give that to Snape!"

"Why not?"

"Well, for starters it looks like a 5-year-old or someone very uneducated wrote it!"

"So? That'll just make it harder for Snape to figure out who has his diary and wrote the note!"

"But house-elves aren't educated, Ron! Snape'll know it was a house-elf who wrote it!"

"How? A student could've done that so no one would think it was a student."

"Well, Dobby signed the note, Ron."

"Oh...right..." Ron realized," We can fix that," and he tore the bottom portion off.

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*eh, that's all that came to mind lol...i'll ttyl!*