Title: The Deception

Disclaimer: Minna, I dont own Slamdunk. In my dreams, theyre mine, but in reality, nope. So that's what you call 'hopeless dreaming'.

Authors notes: Mucha lucha! La chucharacha! He he. I hope you appreciate this pic. Hasta la vista!
(Dont mind me guys , im just a freak.)

Chapter 5: I Never Thought You Had It In You!

'What had just happen?' Hanamichi collected himself up before confronting Rukawa, -i mean- the door.

"Why you! How dare you dismiss the Tensai in such a rude way?! You have no right to do that! You're-you're just a stupid Kitsune! Okey?! Hey open the goddamn door! Cant you hear me?! Hey!!!!!" the 'damn' thing never even budge a bit. Hanamichi gritted his teeth before pressing the buttons once more.

*ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!*

The pressing keep on going. Minutes later, his thumb was already throbbing in pain. Hanamichi can already imagine his fingers glowing as red as rudolfs nose. When suddenly.... the door open wide.

"'Do'aho, don't torture non living things just to show how stupid you are".

'Hey, i recognize that voice...'

"RU-RU`AWA!" Hanamichi stuttered. Unexpectedly, he could hear his heart beating abnormally.

Rukawa sign in return, but he never pass any annoying comment again. No one dared to speak. They just stared at each other. The cold wind outside slowly blowing their hair, passing to their eyes, but no one blink. Sakuragi gulped.

'Should i still continue the mission?'

That question is actually bothering right from the start. It's his debut seducing a person, but what's worst is- its a guy! Not to mention that he's the greatest foe ever ever face by a Tensai, that a huge downfall to the his ego!! And please add to it that he's bound to be humiliated by a stupid fox.

"What are you doing here?"

Hanamichi take no heed of that because he was so agitated, and because he was so agitated, he openly headbutted the nearby wall without hesitation. Headbutts always takes the effect, he feel more at ease after doing that. But there's still a question left hanging...

But what is he gonna say now? He dont wanna tell the guy,

// Hey, Im here to seduce you, got a problem w/ that? //

or...
// Im here for escapade, are you in? //


or... // Oh you taste so good I wanna take you right here and right now... //


And similar to other films, he would passionately strike him for a torrid kiss, and after a few strugglings, he would willingly comply and then and then...

He blushed. Maybe he'd gone too overboard contemplating ways not to be rejected.

"Oi. Im asking you do'aho"

Hanamichi was determine to pay no attention to him, and instead, he let himself in.

What he witness inside the house was beyond comprehention(exagerating again).The house was *wistles* spotless he even tried wipping the window glass behind the four sitter sofa by his hands and - no dust! (Hana: Say's who?! Im not praising that Kitsune's home!! ), The throw pillows were soft to touch, a few magazines were neatly tuck in a small cabinet glass, and behind him, the curtains were as blue as Rukawa's eyes. But what really make him feel at home is the cat who is taking a nap at the top of the tv, that even if how cold a person is, specially Rukawa, they can still have the passion to love and take care of balmy things. (Hana: Huh! pushies cannot survive foxe's ways. They'll only die try to).

"Ahou, i haven't got any lifetime to spare so you better speak up now" Rukawa address gracefully, already finding where to sit to. He sat at the love bean.

Sakuragi was cut out of his concentration. 'Grrr!!! Why do foxes have to be so damn impatient?!'.He confronted him.

"So you see, Im here to seduce you, which is so impossible to happen, so im here, to negotiate! Im sure none of use both want that- what i mean is- were enemies! And enemies dont-dont.... oh- you already know - those mushy stuffs! And besides, were guys right? Oh- what i mean is, i am a GUY so-so, you have to do yourself a favor! Yes! A favor!You -yo- huh?" Rukawa signaled him to come near him, at first, Hanamichi snub him, but when he saw the look in his eyes, he hesitantly laugh and decided to accept the kitsune's order. His eyes were shouting total murder if you must know. So he sat beside him.

"So who put this stupid idea in your mind?" he angry ask. Hanamichi was dumbfounded. Is he gonna tell? But by the looks of it, Rukawa look like an evil menace, dangerously looking for the right answer. He's not gonna risk Yohei's life! So he decided to lie.

"Of course! I am the one who made that brillant idea! What do you think of me, a dumb? I dont need anybody's advices, because i am a Tensai! Nyahahaha!"

Rukawa look at him suspiciously. Hanamichi was silently praying that he would buy that lame excuse.

"I strongly suggest you tell me who is it "

Hanamichi frown."What are you getting at fox?! Of course i made it myself! "

Rukawa's forehead knotted in deep thought. It's his first time to see the latter think, so he didn't know he could be that observant, let alone be a sly fox.

'But of course, he could never ever come close to the Tensai! Never!'.

Rukawa
"Then continue, im willing to accept such a fabulous offer..." from behind, Rukawa spoke hoarsly , his voice dangerously low, dangerously sensual. (Ejra: So How the hell did you manage to shift position so fast?)

If someone wishes for his life to stand still, thats Sakuragi. "Are you insane?! Im not doin that in a million years or so! `Ya hear me? Never! Nevah! Nadah! Iie!"

"Take it or leave it" the fox finish.

'Im a dead meat ..'.

--------- FEW MINUTES LATER......

That last sentence was the final cue, there's no other chance. So he unwillingly submit. What the hell. All Youhei taught him to do, he did, just to be slap directly into his inner guts. HE GOT REJECTED. How was that? And he even thought Haruko would be his 51'st, but who would've thought that it will be the Ice prince Kaede Rukawa? That would surely make a good headlines on the papers!

Headlines: "THE MOST REJECTED MAN IN KANAGAWA, AND PROBABLY IN THE WORLD, HAS FINALLY TIED THE KNOT TO 51'ST!

The gundan would cry in laughter, Mitchy would grin at him teasingly, and say " Your 51'st? Good luck to the 52'st! You needed it!", and Muffin head would say " Damn man! How the hell do you live up w/ your reputation?". The gundan will be having a blast, he can already imagine the confetties into the air.
Genious or not, anybody can tell that he's into a deep pit of shit.

--------- ONE HOUR LATER....

"Even if we are gays, it doesnt mean that we'd jump directly at a guy. We still have the dignity and pride like any human has".

"Get off of me!"

"You need to learn a lesson do'aho"

"I said get off of me!"

".........."

"Yuck! You hentai!"

"........."

Tzukot's...

Lets leave the rest of what happen there in my mind....... If only i could deliver it in good fine words.. then maybe, but then, all of you must already know my weakness.... that could leave us to only 'no'. By the way high way, thank you all for patiently reading this pic!(and confusely too).

******* Authors notes,,,,, Blabberings...... trash........ ********

Ejra: Gotcha gotcha gotcha there! Gotcha gotcha gotcha there! Gotcha there!
Japan, Japan, Japan.
Ejra *sings* out of pitch.

Concern citizens *Drags* ejra to japan.

Actually guys, this chapter is 'Lame excuses', but since i already use that...... blah blah blah.
Im still at the middle of the story!!! huhu.

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