*Blasts "7:00 News" on computer* Wheeeee... Kodocha songs lol. I'm sooo sorry
for not updating! I had to go to my Dad's house this weekend, without the
Internet, so even when I finished this chapter, the earliest I can update
the fanfic is Sunday night... On Saturday I have the StuCo banquet to attend
with Consuelo and Jared... Haha... we are sharing a "date" lol. Well, on with
the chapter!
Disclaimer: Hrrrhhrhrhrr grrrrowlllll srrrr *hack* errrrr rawrrrr. Translation: I do not own Inu-Yasha, or this can also mean: my grandma's llama tap-dances on your dead neighbor's shed's rooftop...
Sango woke up to hearing a certain monk's perverted laugh. She reacher around, searching for Hiraikotsu, but was quite surprised when she soon found Miroku in her face. Of course, she slapped him, leaving a bright red print on his face, but he decided to disregard it, and continue in his purpose.
"Look..." Miroku pointed over to where Kagome and Inu-Yasha laid next to each other, sleeping, "I didn't know he had it in him... and to think, with all of us, and a mere child, Shippou, in the room..." Miroku seemed to be in thoughts as he stared at Kagome and Inu-Yasha, "I mean, I would have at least taken the woman somewhere else..."
Sango shot the monk a death glare, nonverbally telling him to shut the hole in his face, making him laugh nervously under her intense glare. Miroku soon backed away from the demon exterminator.
"I- I'll just go take a walk then... I'll be back soon..." Miroku promised, taking his staff in hand and leaving the hut.
Wheeee... Let's play the ever-fun game, "Follow the Perverted Buddhist Monk!"
After a few minutes of walking in solitude, Miroku found himself hearing a familiar voice behind him.
"Hachi?" Miroku spun around, seeing his badger-friend.
"Lord Miroku!" Hachiemon cried out, running up to the monk, hugging him.
"I haven't seen you in so long!" Miroku told his minion.
"I MISSED YOU, LORD MIROKU!" Hachi exclaimed.
"Errr... yes... same here... You can stop hugging me now, y'know..." Miroku trailed off.
"Rrrrright. I knew that..." Hachi replied, and stopped hugging him.
"Say, remember the last time we saw each other, you promised me that you'd invest in buying some of those better transformation leaves, right? Did you buy any?" Miroku asked curiously.
"Well, yes I did... I was going to save it for a rainy day, but now's a good time, I suppose." the badger responded, slipping the leaf onto his head.
"... You'd better not just transform into that weird sock/bowling pin thing..." Miroku stated, as there was a bright "poof", Hachiemon transforming.
Miroku seemed very pleased though with what his friend turned into: a very beautiful woman, making him reminisce on their traveling days together when he was feeling lonely. They ended up deciding to have some sake down at the local tavern.
A few drinks and 20 minutes later...
"... and I said, 'That's no Buddha, that's my grandma's llama!'" Miroku exclaimed, both him and Hachi bursting into laughter of Miroku's joke.
A random man walks past the two, eyeballing Hachi.
"Isn't it a little early for drinking, gorgeous?" he asked Hachi with a grope.
*Poof* Hachi transformed back into his regular badger form, no longer looking like an attractive maiden. He was sick of all of the losers at the tavern looking at him like that and groping him.
"Lord Miroku, let's leave. There's something urgent that I wish to discuss with you." Hachi told him, and they left, walking into Inu-Yasha's forest.
"So, what is it that is so important, Hachi?" Miroku asked, seeming quite sober already.
"I don't know how to say this, but I... I... I... I like you."
"Yes? Well of course you do, otherwise we wouldn't be friends, would we?"
"Well, yes... But, I... I LIKE YOU like you." the badger clarified, a blush hidden by his fur.
"Well... this is awkward..." Miroku replied, looking at his feet.
After throwing ashen salt and a stick at Hachi, Miroku fled the scene yelling at him that he wasn't like that.
Within minutes, Miroku arrived at the hut, panting, and smelling of sake.
"Out drinking this early?" Sango questioned, not expecting an explanation.
Kagome awoke to this, slowing opening her eyes. She jumped when she realized that she had fallen asleep next to Inu-Yasha.
"Kyaaaa! Pervert!" Kagome screamed at Inu-Yasha, awakening him, and then she remembered that she had simply fall asleep next to him the night before.
"... It's not fair, mommy... why does Sesshoumaru always get all of the pretty flowery outfits, mommy... Waaaaah..." Inu-Yasha was mumbling in his sleep until he heard Kagome's scream, and woke up, noticing that she had been asleep right beside him.
"Seductress!!!" he finally concluded after a few moments of meditated thoughts.
"Ah, err, uh, well... Sorry, Inu-Yasha! I accidentally fell asleep here! I'm so sorry!" Kagome apologized.
Miroku laughed with a perverted grin plastered on his face, "Yes, you 'accidentally fell asleep' there... Get a room, you two..."
Kagome stood up, and then she and Sango slapped the perverted look off of his face, for some reason triggering a flash back of him and Hachi only a few minutes ago. Miroku shuddered uncontrollably thinking of this, causing the two girls to look at him oddly, but they both shrugged it off.
After this, Miroku seemed pretty taken aback, and he just resided to sitting motionlessly in the corner without joining everyone in breakfast and lunch for several hours, still shocked, disgusted, and scarred after the incident with Hachiemon that morning.
"Do you think we broke him?" Sango whispered to Kagome, who shrugged.
Later, Shippou bounded up to Kagome triumphantly telling her, "Kagome, KAGOME! Look what I made!"
Kagome smiled weakly at the drawings of a mushroom, a badger, and a snake that he drew with Kagome's markers... on Miroku's face.
"Um, Shippou, those are lovely pictures, but... I don't think that Miroku will appreciate that when he 'wakes up.'" Kagome informed him in a hushed tone.
"What are you talking about? He's awake; his eyes are open, aren't they? Even though he hasn't said anything, moved, or shown any other emotions for several hours..." Shippou began to see what she was talking about.
"Oh, my Buddha..." Sango gasped when she walked over and saw the tattoos that Miroku was now sporting on his face.
... Yeah... I'm tired and I had chocolate, okay? Consider that an "omake" as in, it didn't really happen, it was more of a random... well, uh, something that didn't have much to do with the story. I just wrote that for my entertainment, I suppose... It was a filler chapter... I'm too lazy to actually write a real chapter at the moment and I don't really feel like it either... Please review, anyway!
Disclaimer: Hrrrhhrhrhrr grrrrowlllll srrrr *hack* errrrr rawrrrr. Translation: I do not own Inu-Yasha, or this can also mean: my grandma's llama tap-dances on your dead neighbor's shed's rooftop...
Sango woke up to hearing a certain monk's perverted laugh. She reacher around, searching for Hiraikotsu, but was quite surprised when she soon found Miroku in her face. Of course, she slapped him, leaving a bright red print on his face, but he decided to disregard it, and continue in his purpose.
"Look..." Miroku pointed over to where Kagome and Inu-Yasha laid next to each other, sleeping, "I didn't know he had it in him... and to think, with all of us, and a mere child, Shippou, in the room..." Miroku seemed to be in thoughts as he stared at Kagome and Inu-Yasha, "I mean, I would have at least taken the woman somewhere else..."
Sango shot the monk a death glare, nonverbally telling him to shut the hole in his face, making him laugh nervously under her intense glare. Miroku soon backed away from the demon exterminator.
"I- I'll just go take a walk then... I'll be back soon..." Miroku promised, taking his staff in hand and leaving the hut.
Wheeee... Let's play the ever-fun game, "Follow the Perverted Buddhist Monk!"
After a few minutes of walking in solitude, Miroku found himself hearing a familiar voice behind him.
"Hachi?" Miroku spun around, seeing his badger-friend.
"Lord Miroku!" Hachiemon cried out, running up to the monk, hugging him.
"I haven't seen you in so long!" Miroku told his minion.
"I MISSED YOU, LORD MIROKU!" Hachi exclaimed.
"Errr... yes... same here... You can stop hugging me now, y'know..." Miroku trailed off.
"Rrrrright. I knew that..." Hachi replied, and stopped hugging him.
"Say, remember the last time we saw each other, you promised me that you'd invest in buying some of those better transformation leaves, right? Did you buy any?" Miroku asked curiously.
"Well, yes I did... I was going to save it for a rainy day, but now's a good time, I suppose." the badger responded, slipping the leaf onto his head.
"... You'd better not just transform into that weird sock/bowling pin thing..." Miroku stated, as there was a bright "poof", Hachiemon transforming.
Miroku seemed very pleased though with what his friend turned into: a very beautiful woman, making him reminisce on their traveling days together when he was feeling lonely. They ended up deciding to have some sake down at the local tavern.
A few drinks and 20 minutes later...
"... and I said, 'That's no Buddha, that's my grandma's llama!'" Miroku exclaimed, both him and Hachi bursting into laughter of Miroku's joke.
A random man walks past the two, eyeballing Hachi.
"Isn't it a little early for drinking, gorgeous?" he asked Hachi with a grope.
*Poof* Hachi transformed back into his regular badger form, no longer looking like an attractive maiden. He was sick of all of the losers at the tavern looking at him like that and groping him.
"Lord Miroku, let's leave. There's something urgent that I wish to discuss with you." Hachi told him, and they left, walking into Inu-Yasha's forest.
"So, what is it that is so important, Hachi?" Miroku asked, seeming quite sober already.
"I don't know how to say this, but I... I... I... I like you."
"Yes? Well of course you do, otherwise we wouldn't be friends, would we?"
"Well, yes... But, I... I LIKE YOU like you." the badger clarified, a blush hidden by his fur.
"Well... this is awkward..." Miroku replied, looking at his feet.
After throwing ashen salt and a stick at Hachi, Miroku fled the scene yelling at him that he wasn't like that.
Within minutes, Miroku arrived at the hut, panting, and smelling of sake.
"Out drinking this early?" Sango questioned, not expecting an explanation.
Kagome awoke to this, slowing opening her eyes. She jumped when she realized that she had fallen asleep next to Inu-Yasha.
"Kyaaaa! Pervert!" Kagome screamed at Inu-Yasha, awakening him, and then she remembered that she had simply fall asleep next to him the night before.
"... It's not fair, mommy... why does Sesshoumaru always get all of the pretty flowery outfits, mommy... Waaaaah..." Inu-Yasha was mumbling in his sleep until he heard Kagome's scream, and woke up, noticing that she had been asleep right beside him.
"Seductress!!!" he finally concluded after a few moments of meditated thoughts.
"Ah, err, uh, well... Sorry, Inu-Yasha! I accidentally fell asleep here! I'm so sorry!" Kagome apologized.
Miroku laughed with a perverted grin plastered on his face, "Yes, you 'accidentally fell asleep' there... Get a room, you two..."
Kagome stood up, and then she and Sango slapped the perverted look off of his face, for some reason triggering a flash back of him and Hachi only a few minutes ago. Miroku shuddered uncontrollably thinking of this, causing the two girls to look at him oddly, but they both shrugged it off.
After this, Miroku seemed pretty taken aback, and he just resided to sitting motionlessly in the corner without joining everyone in breakfast and lunch for several hours, still shocked, disgusted, and scarred after the incident with Hachiemon that morning.
"Do you think we broke him?" Sango whispered to Kagome, who shrugged.
Later, Shippou bounded up to Kagome triumphantly telling her, "Kagome, KAGOME! Look what I made!"
Kagome smiled weakly at the drawings of a mushroom, a badger, and a snake that he drew with Kagome's markers... on Miroku's face.
"Um, Shippou, those are lovely pictures, but... I don't think that Miroku will appreciate that when he 'wakes up.'" Kagome informed him in a hushed tone.
"What are you talking about? He's awake; his eyes are open, aren't they? Even though he hasn't said anything, moved, or shown any other emotions for several hours..." Shippou began to see what she was talking about.
"Oh, my Buddha..." Sango gasped when she walked over and saw the tattoos that Miroku was now sporting on his face.
... Yeah... I'm tired and I had chocolate, okay? Consider that an "omake" as in, it didn't really happen, it was more of a random... well, uh, something that didn't have much to do with the story. I just wrote that for my entertainment, I suppose... It was a filler chapter... I'm too lazy to actually write a real chapter at the moment and I don't really feel like it either... Please review, anyway!