Ansem in the Underworld, Chapter 1

Arrival of Ansem

Ansem regained his vision and found himself lying on a beach with dark sand in what seemed to be a cave. In the corner of he eye he caught a tall figure with what seemed to be a torch on its shoulders moving towards him.

He sjook his head and saw that it was not a torch that burned on the cretures head, but more what seemed to be his hair

"Hi, Hades Lord of the Dead, how's it hanging" The creature, Hades said when he had reached Ansem.

"Hades? Are you not one of those failures who worked for Malificent" Ansem asked while slowly getting on his feet.

"Uuuh . y'know I don't really like to be called a failure because of the little "mistake" I made back then, and by the way you should treat me more respectfully as I'm your brand new n' shiny Master of Disaster"

"What are you saying, are you my newest servant?"

"Oh boy, another one of them with an overblown ego, as if it wasn't enogh with that Peter Pan guy who goes around and teases everybody because he is the only one who can fly"

"Peter Pan? Am I in the world called Neverland then?"

"No . you're in the Underworld"

"I do not understand, Have the lights of Kingdom Hearts taken me to this far-off world?"

"Oh gee-zuz, ok Ansem I try to say it in a nice way since this is SUPPOSED to be a little Disney . you've, erhm . like . run out of batteries"

A girly scream rang through the endless caves of the Underworld.

"Shut up, dammit Ansem, you're scaring the living daylights INTO the dead" A few seconds after Hades shouted this at ansem colorfull spirits emerged from within a cave and flew up thru what seemed to be the ceiling of the Underworld. "Great, there goes my promotion"

"I cannot believe that I am dead"

"Then look in a mirror, you're all blue n' ghosty. But I don't thnk we have any mirrors left after your little scream-O-rama"

"But how . I was the perfect antagonist"

"Yeah, that's what they all say"

"True Hades, but only I do not lie, for I was once the Mightiests Genie of all times" Hades turned his attention to the skinny ghost-like figure who had just appeared and started laughing.

"Oh gee-zuz, here he goes again"

"My plan was perfect, I had all of Agrabah at my mercy ."

Will Ansem and Hades survive Jafars long and boring retelling of Aladdin and Aladdin II? Can either of them actually die? How come Hades clothes never turn into ash when he burns? Will Icarus have a cameo in the next chapter? At least two of these questions will be answered in the next chapter, for this story is .

TO BE CONTINUED