Ansem in the Underworld
Chapter 2
Help Wanted AKA [Satan's little Helper pt. I]
"Ok, Ansem my man, you'll be living here, wheter you like it or not" Hades said to the dark king and pointed at a building carved out of the rock wall.
"Hotel De La Undérworld" Ansem read from the sign above the building
"Cranky, I know. But people aren't very creative after they've died. They're more like crying and miserable"
"Hades, you must understand I cannot stay here. Like any defeated stereotype supervillan I must avenge my defeat"
"Yeah, that's what they all say on the first day here. But I'm sorry can't help ya"
"What? but you made Jafar come back to life in the Hercules/Aladdin crossover"
"Yeah plotholes, plotholes. But as a matter of fact that episode wasn't a part of the original Hercules continuity"
"But you offered life to Hercules' mistress in the Hercules movie"
"Hey, if you wanna keep your nice spot OUT of the river Styx, I suggest you start being a little less mr. Know-It-All"
"Alright, but I insist on at least plotting revenge"
"On the Keybearer?"
"No, on Disney Interactive for letting me end up here. But the Keybearer sounds good too"
"OK, but Ansem my man. I suggest you finds some lackeys if you wanna get a part in the sequel n' so. Look at me, I've got lackeys n' I'm happy "
"But you have suffered miserable defeat in every single episode of the Hercules animated series"
"SHUT UP"
"But I will take your advice, and IMMEDIETLY start casting"
5 hours later.
Ansem sat on a chair in a small room and on an identical chair right across the room sad the hunter Clayton.
"So . Clayton, why do you think you're capable of being my loyal helper"
"Helper? . but the sign outside said "Tickets for Star Wars episode III"" Clayton replied.
Ansem pushed a button on a remote and a hole in the floor below Caytons chair opened and after a few seconds fall Clayton landed in the river Styx.
"Maybe we ought to change that sign Hades" Ansem said to the Lord of the Dead who was located in the shadows behind him.
"Nah, some of the worlds most evil people are Star Wars fans" The God replied.
"Are you sure you're not thinking of football supporters?"
".Ooops. But HEY whats the difference"
"Nevermind, we'll continue tomorrow"
"Y'know Ansem, there isn't really any Day or Night in the Underworld"
"I said TOMMOROW"
Help Wanted AKA [Satan's little Helper pt. I]
"Ok, Ansem my man, you'll be living here, wheter you like it or not" Hades said to the dark king and pointed at a building carved out of the rock wall.
"Hotel De La Undérworld" Ansem read from the sign above the building
"Cranky, I know. But people aren't very creative after they've died. They're more like crying and miserable"
"Hades, you must understand I cannot stay here. Like any defeated stereotype supervillan I must avenge my defeat"
"Yeah, that's what they all say on the first day here. But I'm sorry can't help ya"
"What? but you made Jafar come back to life in the Hercules/Aladdin crossover"
"Yeah plotholes, plotholes. But as a matter of fact that episode wasn't a part of the original Hercules continuity"
"But you offered life to Hercules' mistress in the Hercules movie"
"Hey, if you wanna keep your nice spot OUT of the river Styx, I suggest you start being a little less mr. Know-It-All"
"Alright, but I insist on at least plotting revenge"
"On the Keybearer?"
"No, on Disney Interactive for letting me end up here. But the Keybearer sounds good too"
"OK, but Ansem my man. I suggest you finds some lackeys if you wanna get a part in the sequel n' so. Look at me, I've got lackeys n' I'm happy "
"But you have suffered miserable defeat in every single episode of the Hercules animated series"
"SHUT UP"
"But I will take your advice, and IMMEDIETLY start casting"
5 hours later.
Ansem sat on a chair in a small room and on an identical chair right across the room sad the hunter Clayton.
"So . Clayton, why do you think you're capable of being my loyal helper"
"Helper? . but the sign outside said "Tickets for Star Wars episode III"" Clayton replied.
Ansem pushed a button on a remote and a hole in the floor below Caytons chair opened and after a few seconds fall Clayton landed in the river Styx.
"Maybe we ought to change that sign Hades" Ansem said to the Lord of the Dead who was located in the shadows behind him.
"Nah, some of the worlds most evil people are Star Wars fans" The God replied.
"Are you sure you're not thinking of football supporters?"
".Ooops. But HEY whats the difference"
"Nevermind, we'll continue tomorrow"
"Y'know Ansem, there isn't really any Day or Night in the Underworld"
"I said TOMMOROW"