Ansem in the Underworld
Chapter 3
E.M.W. Evil Minions Wanted [AKA Satans Little Helper pt. II]
"So. ehm let's start with your name" Ansem said to the lady who said on the chair right across the room.
"The Evil Queen" The lady replied.
"The Evil Queen, what kind of hippies would call their daughter that" Hades who emerged from the shadows behind Ansems chair Asked.
"I wasn't named by hippies but by Disney" the Queen yelled at the Lord of the Dead.
"Gee-zuz they were really creative back then huh?"
"Hades why are you still here? Do you not have duty as God of the Underworld?" Ansem asked the God
"Well y'know Ansem. Dead people take care of screaming in horror and mourning over their sorry asses themselves. SO I might just get some entertainment"
"Could we get back to me?" The Evil Queen asked.
"Oh yes, what makes you think your are qualified to be my minion?"
"Well . I once tried to kill the only rival to my beauty with a poisoned apple"
"Oh . La-Dee-Dah, I almost managed to take over the Cosmos and this guy managed to destroy serverval worlds. You just a damn narcicist for cryin' out loud"
"Ansem, would you stop bothering ." Ansem shortly snickered ".the Evil Queen"
"I can't help it Ansem. She's a pain in my divine ass"
"Good, that's one more reason to get her on my team of minions. You're hired" Ansem shortly snickered again "Evil Queen. Proceed to the room beside this" Ansem pointed at a door which the Evil Queen used to exit.
"Next" Hades yelled. And from the other side of another door in the room came a tall an dark figure.
"Oh, crap" Hades said.
"Hello Hades.Ansem" Jafar said "I actually came here to seek the position of evil minion, but first I would like to tell you a story about how I almost conquered Agrabah"
"Crap. Whaddaya waiting for Ansem. Activate that damn hole in the floor"
"At once" Ansem said and reached out for the remote, who was located on a table a beside his chair. But the closer his hand got to the remote the more it slowed down.
"But he is so . boring" Was all Ansem had the time to say before his eyelids closed and he started snoring.
".but then this annoying and pesky little street rat Alddin came by ." Jafar said as he dramatized his tale with wild gestures.
"I'm outta here" Hades said to himself.
"Wait . we'll continue tommorow" Ansem said half awake, half not awake.
".and I became the mightiest genie in the Universe."
"Do I have to bring up the no day/night issue again?"
"TOMORROW" Ansem yelled in his bizzare state.
E.M.W. Evil Minions Wanted [AKA Satans Little Helper pt. II]
"So. ehm let's start with your name" Ansem said to the lady who said on the chair right across the room.
"The Evil Queen" The lady replied.
"The Evil Queen, what kind of hippies would call their daughter that" Hades who emerged from the shadows behind Ansems chair Asked.
"I wasn't named by hippies but by Disney" the Queen yelled at the Lord of the Dead.
"Gee-zuz they were really creative back then huh?"
"Hades why are you still here? Do you not have duty as God of the Underworld?" Ansem asked the God
"Well y'know Ansem. Dead people take care of screaming in horror and mourning over their sorry asses themselves. SO I might just get some entertainment"
"Could we get back to me?" The Evil Queen asked.
"Oh yes, what makes you think your are qualified to be my minion?"
"Well . I once tried to kill the only rival to my beauty with a poisoned apple"
"Oh . La-Dee-Dah, I almost managed to take over the Cosmos and this guy managed to destroy serverval worlds. You just a damn narcicist for cryin' out loud"
"Ansem, would you stop bothering ." Ansem shortly snickered ".the Evil Queen"
"I can't help it Ansem. She's a pain in my divine ass"
"Good, that's one more reason to get her on my team of minions. You're hired" Ansem shortly snickered again "Evil Queen. Proceed to the room beside this" Ansem pointed at a door which the Evil Queen used to exit.
"Next" Hades yelled. And from the other side of another door in the room came a tall an dark figure.
"Oh, crap" Hades said.
"Hello Hades.Ansem" Jafar said "I actually came here to seek the position of evil minion, but first I would like to tell you a story about how I almost conquered Agrabah"
"Crap. Whaddaya waiting for Ansem. Activate that damn hole in the floor"
"At once" Ansem said and reached out for the remote, who was located on a table a beside his chair. But the closer his hand got to the remote the more it slowed down.
"But he is so . boring" Was all Ansem had the time to say before his eyelids closed and he started snoring.
".but then this annoying and pesky little street rat Alddin came by ." Jafar said as he dramatized his tale with wild gestures.
"I'm outta here" Hades said to himself.
"Wait . we'll continue tommorow" Ansem said half awake, half not awake.
".and I became the mightiest genie in the Universe."
"Do I have to bring up the no day/night issue again?"
"TOMORROW" Ansem yelled in his bizzare state.