Ansem in the Underworld
Chapter 4
Char-Yzmatic [AKA Satan's Little Helper pt. III]
Ansem looked at the person sitting chair right across the room. He then immedietly closed his eyes as he feared he would vomit if he saw more, then again he wasn't sure if dead people could actually vomit.
"That's not like ANY of the Anime-like girls back at the Hollow Bastion" He whispered to the God of the Underworld who was standing next to his chair.
"Yeah, well it not much new to me I see worse things every day"
"Are you talking of the deceased ones?"
"No way, I'm talking of the "babes" in my cartoon"
"Excuse me, how long do you plan to keep me waiting here?" The lady in the other chair asked the two dark figures, or more correctly the dark figure and the blue figure.
"Oh I'm sorry. All right, let us begin. Why are you here . Yzma, you were not even killed in the movie in which you starred as an antagonist"
"Oh but I did die. Those damn assholes at Disney just didn't show it"
"How did you die then?"
"I accidently drank rat poison instead of juice"
"Whoah, what an honorable death" Hades said sarcasticly.
"Why do you have to interfere all the time?" Ansem asked the Dark God.
"Cause noones got plans of making a new season of Hercules" Hades answered.
"Well then . Yzma. What do you think you can offer my team of minions"
"She's proraboly gonna scare everbody away with her horribole visage"
"HADES, BE QUIET" Ansem almost spat in the face of the Lord of the Dead
"No, Ansem. He's actually right" Yzma said.
"What?"
"After seeing my movie I realized how hideous I was, and thought of ways to use it to my advantage"
" Holy mother of Shiva" Hades said and scracthed in his flaming blue hair.
"Erhm well . you're hired. Proceed to the room beside this."
"Hey, what do I get in weekly salary" Yzma asked the scientist.
"Weekly salaray?" Ansem looked puzzled. "Is the joy of being powered by Darkness not enough? You also get to laugh maniacally"
"Gee-zuz you're more nuts than that Jafar guy" Yzma said and opened the door to the next room. "Hey there's a dead queen in here"
"Yzma this is Tartaros, the Underworld, all inhabitants are either dead, gods or lawyers" Hades said.
"Oh yeah, I keep forgetting" Yzma said and walked in the door.
"Maybe we should not have let the Evil Queen wait for that long?"
"What do we care? NEXT" Hades said/yelled. In came a man the two dark lords knew, it was the hunter John Clayton.
"You again? What's it this time?" Hades asked.
"I came back to avenge me on you for humiliating me" Clayton answered.
"Vengeance, that is almost as good as revenge which almost the same as getting even with those who humiliated you in the past. You're hired Clayton"
"Great, do I get my Star Wars Episode III tickets then?"
"No but you get to laugh maniacally and rant about darkness to the good guys" Hades said
"Works for me" Clayton said.
" I think we've recruited enough minions for today. We will continue tommorow"
"It's not like you really work that much each "day" you only interview two pontential minions every "day""
"I said TOMMOROW"
Char-Yzmatic [AKA Satan's Little Helper pt. III]
Ansem looked at the person sitting chair right across the room. He then immedietly closed his eyes as he feared he would vomit if he saw more, then again he wasn't sure if dead people could actually vomit.
"That's not like ANY of the Anime-like girls back at the Hollow Bastion" He whispered to the God of the Underworld who was standing next to his chair.
"Yeah, well it not much new to me I see worse things every day"
"Are you talking of the deceased ones?"
"No way, I'm talking of the "babes" in my cartoon"
"Excuse me, how long do you plan to keep me waiting here?" The lady in the other chair asked the two dark figures, or more correctly the dark figure and the blue figure.
"Oh I'm sorry. All right, let us begin. Why are you here . Yzma, you were not even killed in the movie in which you starred as an antagonist"
"Oh but I did die. Those damn assholes at Disney just didn't show it"
"How did you die then?"
"I accidently drank rat poison instead of juice"
"Whoah, what an honorable death" Hades said sarcasticly.
"Why do you have to interfere all the time?" Ansem asked the Dark God.
"Cause noones got plans of making a new season of Hercules" Hades answered.
"Well then . Yzma. What do you think you can offer my team of minions"
"She's proraboly gonna scare everbody away with her horribole visage"
"HADES, BE QUIET" Ansem almost spat in the face of the Lord of the Dead
"No, Ansem. He's actually right" Yzma said.
"What?"
"After seeing my movie I realized how hideous I was, and thought of ways to use it to my advantage"
" Holy mother of Shiva" Hades said and scracthed in his flaming blue hair.
"Erhm well . you're hired. Proceed to the room beside this."
"Hey, what do I get in weekly salary" Yzma asked the scientist.
"Weekly salaray?" Ansem looked puzzled. "Is the joy of being powered by Darkness not enough? You also get to laugh maniacally"
"Gee-zuz you're more nuts than that Jafar guy" Yzma said and opened the door to the next room. "Hey there's a dead queen in here"
"Yzma this is Tartaros, the Underworld, all inhabitants are either dead, gods or lawyers" Hades said.
"Oh yeah, I keep forgetting" Yzma said and walked in the door.
"Maybe we should not have let the Evil Queen wait for that long?"
"What do we care? NEXT" Hades said/yelled. In came a man the two dark lords knew, it was the hunter John Clayton.
"You again? What's it this time?" Hades asked.
"I came back to avenge me on you for humiliating me" Clayton answered.
"Vengeance, that is almost as good as revenge which almost the same as getting even with those who humiliated you in the past. You're hired Clayton"
"Great, do I get my Star Wars Episode III tickets then?"
"No but you get to laugh maniacally and rant about darkness to the good guys" Hades said
"Works for me" Clayton said.
" I think we've recruited enough minions for today. We will continue tommorow"
"It's not like you really work that much each "day" you only interview two pontential minions every "day""
"I said TOMMOROW"