Ansem in the Underworld
Chapter 5
I am not Em-pressed [aka Satan's Little helper pt IV]
"So. ehm. Your name is Evil Emperror Zurg, you say?"
"Yup" The enemy number one of the galaxy said
"Is that your birth name or just an alias?"
"What do you mean"
"Like . Billy Zanes birth nam was William George Zane Jr."
"Boy, I almost feel sorry for him" Hades said from his usual spot next to Ansems chair.
"Feel sorry for me, I am the on who is stuck with his voice acting"
"As an answer for your question, yes it is my birth name. But please don't laugh at me, it's not my fault. It all because of my parents, damn satanists"
"Ah well, we've got a lady named the Evil Queen in the next room so you're no big buzz"
"Buzz, who said that, where is he, curse you Buzz Lightyear"
"Seeing as how much you seem to hate this Buzz Lightyear, I assume that he was the cause of your death"
"No actually not"
"Then how the did ya get unplugged" Hades asked, though he didn't seem interested."
"Well. I was on an expedition on a far-off planet, where I accidently slipped in a banana. I feel backwards a dropped down in a pit of coffe, I ran away to dry off the coffee, but actually ran into a canyon inhabithed by man-eater plants. I was so scared that I jumped aboard a space ship a fled the planet. The ship (a Space Voyager 5000-YX5KKV by the way) crash- landed on an alien planet who was inhabited by little red and/or crimson people. Those people offered me a ride away but."
"Forget that I aksed" The Lord of the Underworld interrupted the Emperror.
"What do you think you can offer me and my team of minions?" Ansem asked.
"Years of experience in advanced technology and Galactica Chocolate Candybars"
"Advanced technology will not help us, but we could need the Candybars. Consider yourself in. Proceed to the next room" Ansem said it and Zurg did it.
"NEXT" Hades yelled, and both he and Ansem watched with wide open eyes as the door crept open and a figure in black/white entered the room.
"Gee-zuz, holy mother of Shiva, Mother of Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ Motherf. nah I better not finish that" Hades said in fear.
"It cannot be you, begone Devil, do not haunt my soul" Ansem said before he crept down under his chair, which may have been good as he had been sitting in it four like four chapters.
"It is really you is it not? And here I was hoping that you had left the Underworld." Hades said as also he slowly crept into safety below furniture.
"Amazing, simply aamazing that I would get to see Him.if it is Him"
"Oh, you bite my ass if it ain't Him . The Poisoner of Children's Minds. The Cause of hyper-morale as we know it today.The Enemy of Creative Storytelling # 1.It's Him allright. The feared one.the foul one . the f.erh. screwed up one. And in case you haven't figured out it's him . Walt Disney Himself"
TO BE CONTINUED ... SOMEDAY
I am not Em-pressed [aka Satan's Little helper pt IV]
"So. ehm. Your name is Evil Emperror Zurg, you say?"
"Yup" The enemy number one of the galaxy said
"Is that your birth name or just an alias?"
"What do you mean"
"Like . Billy Zanes birth nam was William George Zane Jr."
"Boy, I almost feel sorry for him" Hades said from his usual spot next to Ansems chair.
"Feel sorry for me, I am the on who is stuck with his voice acting"
"As an answer for your question, yes it is my birth name. But please don't laugh at me, it's not my fault. It all because of my parents, damn satanists"
"Ah well, we've got a lady named the Evil Queen in the next room so you're no big buzz"
"Buzz, who said that, where is he, curse you Buzz Lightyear"
"Seeing as how much you seem to hate this Buzz Lightyear, I assume that he was the cause of your death"
"No actually not"
"Then how the did ya get unplugged" Hades asked, though he didn't seem interested."
"Well. I was on an expedition on a far-off planet, where I accidently slipped in a banana. I feel backwards a dropped down in a pit of coffe, I ran away to dry off the coffee, but actually ran into a canyon inhabithed by man-eater plants. I was so scared that I jumped aboard a space ship a fled the planet. The ship (a Space Voyager 5000-YX5KKV by the way) crash- landed on an alien planet who was inhabited by little red and/or crimson people. Those people offered me a ride away but."
"Forget that I aksed" The Lord of the Underworld interrupted the Emperror.
"What do you think you can offer me and my team of minions?" Ansem asked.
"Years of experience in advanced technology and Galactica Chocolate Candybars"
"Advanced technology will not help us, but we could need the Candybars. Consider yourself in. Proceed to the next room" Ansem said it and Zurg did it.
"NEXT" Hades yelled, and both he and Ansem watched with wide open eyes as the door crept open and a figure in black/white entered the room.
"Gee-zuz, holy mother of Shiva, Mother of Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ Motherf. nah I better not finish that" Hades said in fear.
"It cannot be you, begone Devil, do not haunt my soul" Ansem said before he crept down under his chair, which may have been good as he had been sitting in it four like four chapters.
"It is really you is it not? And here I was hoping that you had left the Underworld." Hades said as also he slowly crept into safety below furniture.
"Amazing, simply aamazing that I would get to see Him.if it is Him"
"Oh, you bite my ass if it ain't Him . The Poisoner of Children's Minds. The Cause of hyper-morale as we know it today.The Enemy of Creative Storytelling # 1.It's Him allright. The feared one.the foul one . the f.erh. screwed up one. And in case you haven't figured out it's him . Walt Disney Himself"
TO BE CONTINUED ... SOMEDAY