Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun or The Tough
Crowd. No offense to political peoples.
Episode One
Isaac: Welcome to The Tough Crowd. This is where we diss-cuss 'world matters'. Guest starring today is, Garet, Ivan, Piers, and Felix.
Isaac: So, how was your weekend?
Piers: It was great, until a hurricane annihilated Lemuria.
Garet: Mine was awesome! Jenna and I had-.
Isaac: That's enough. Ivan? Felix?
Ivan: Some 'ol, same 'ol. Got rudely interrupted in meditation, again.
Felix: Jenna said bad words to me 'cause I ate the last cookie.
Isaac: Well, that's life.
Ivan: Are we supposed to talk about a specific topic or just discuss our crappy personal lives?
Isaac: Ok. Topic one is -reads card- Sex.
Garet , Ivan: Yes!
Isaac: How do you guys feel about sex?
Piers: Well I think its necessary but, some people take it overboard.
Garet: No! You can never take SEX overboard!!!
Ivan: Yeah.
Isaac: Does anybody have a special someone out there?
Felix: No.
Garet: Jenna. The only thing that's hotter than her Pyroclasm is-.
Ivan: Sheba.
Isaac: How 'bout you, Piers? Piers: Well there's this girl in Lemuria..
Issac,Ivan,Felix,Garet: Piers likes girls! Piers likes girls!
Garet: I thought you would never experience the true joy of life!
Ivan: Yeah....
Kraden: I thought you wanted to be gay with me!
Piers: In your dreams. Be gay with the Wise One.
Kraden: Fine, I will!
Isaac: Ok. Topic Two -reads card- Politics.
Isaac: What' your opinion on Politics, Ivan?
Ivan: Well.In America, It sucks like hell.
Garet: True. We can't even get porn for another year!
Piers: That's fucked up!
Felix: Must! Have! Porno!
Isaac: Calm down buddy. There' always the internet, or uncut episodes of the Man Show.
Ivan: Or both.
Garet: Oh yeah!
Isaac: Next Topic -reads card- The legal drinking age.
Garet: Don't get me started on this one!
Piers: It sucks! I'm over 170 years old , and the bastard at the liquor store won't let me buy any booze!
Ivan: Life is hard.
Isaac: I know a way to get around that.
Felix: What is it?
Isaac: Pay off Kraden to buy some beer and booze!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!
Isaac: Kraden!!
Kraden: What?
Isaac: Heres 1,000 coins. Buy some beer and booze.
Later Ivan: This is the life.
Garet:Yeah.
Piers: BOOZE!
Felix: PORN!
Isaac: Stay tuned for the next episode when I interview other peoples.
End of Episode One
Episode One
Isaac: Welcome to The Tough Crowd. This is where we diss-cuss 'world matters'. Guest starring today is, Garet, Ivan, Piers, and Felix.
Isaac: So, how was your weekend?
Piers: It was great, until a hurricane annihilated Lemuria.
Garet: Mine was awesome! Jenna and I had-.
Isaac: That's enough. Ivan? Felix?
Ivan: Some 'ol, same 'ol. Got rudely interrupted in meditation, again.
Felix: Jenna said bad words to me 'cause I ate the last cookie.
Isaac: Well, that's life.
Ivan: Are we supposed to talk about a specific topic or just discuss our crappy personal lives?
Isaac: Ok. Topic one is -reads card- Sex.
Garet , Ivan: Yes!
Isaac: How do you guys feel about sex?
Piers: Well I think its necessary but, some people take it overboard.
Garet: No! You can never take SEX overboard!!!
Ivan: Yeah.
Isaac: Does anybody have a special someone out there?
Felix: No.
Garet: Jenna. The only thing that's hotter than her Pyroclasm is-.
Ivan: Sheba.
Isaac: How 'bout you, Piers? Piers: Well there's this girl in Lemuria..
Issac,Ivan,Felix,Garet: Piers likes girls! Piers likes girls!
Garet: I thought you would never experience the true joy of life!
Ivan: Yeah....
Kraden: I thought you wanted to be gay with me!
Piers: In your dreams. Be gay with the Wise One.
Kraden: Fine, I will!
Isaac: Ok. Topic Two -reads card- Politics.
Isaac: What' your opinion on Politics, Ivan?
Ivan: Well.In America, It sucks like hell.
Garet: True. We can't even get porn for another year!
Piers: That's fucked up!
Felix: Must! Have! Porno!
Isaac: Calm down buddy. There' always the internet, or uncut episodes of the Man Show.
Ivan: Or both.
Garet: Oh yeah!
Isaac: Next Topic -reads card- The legal drinking age.
Garet: Don't get me started on this one!
Piers: It sucks! I'm over 170 years old , and the bastard at the liquor store won't let me buy any booze!
Ivan: Life is hard.
Isaac: I know a way to get around that.
Felix: What is it?
Isaac: Pay off Kraden to buy some beer and booze!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!
Isaac: Kraden!!
Kraden: What?
Isaac: Heres 1,000 coins. Buy some beer and booze.
Later Ivan: This is the life.
Garet:Yeah.
Piers: BOOZE!
Felix: PORN!
Isaac: Stay tuned for the next episode when I interview other peoples.
End of Episode One