Ansem in the Underworld
Chapter 6
Damned by Disney [aka Satan's Little Helper pt. V]
"Yes it I, Walt Disney. I have come here to end this story, because it focuses on villans, and therfore it is not good for the American Morale"
"Oh buchanan, here he starts with his Morale-bull again" Hades whispered to the one with whom he shared his safe spot beneath the chair.
"Minions, aid me, quickly" Ansem almost screamed at the door behind which his four newly recruited minions were situated. And all four immedietly bursted out the door.
"Oh Sweet Sano, It's Walt Disney" Three of them said and immedietly tried to squeeze in under the other chair in the room.
"You, you little son of a bitch" The last standing of the four, the Evil Queen said. "You're the cause that I've been marked an outsider, you're the cause that my life has been a living Hell, you're truly my ultimate nemesis.want an apple?" She asked Disney and showed him a shining red apple.
"Yes, please, but mind the baddie-words" Walt Disney said and took the apple, yet he paused when he was just about to take a bite of it "Hey, wait a minute, this seems awfully familiar"
"Damn" The Evil Queen cursed.
"Yeah, now I remember, I ain't gonna take no bite of this apple" Walt said and threw the apple out the only window in the gloomy room, a slight plop wa heard as it landed in the river Styx.
"Freaking Sora" Ansem cursed.
"Damn it, we're lost, there's no telling what he's gonna do to us now, what we need is miracle" Hades paused for a few seconds "A MIRACLE" He then yelled.
"Forget it, it is not going to work, we are at the mercy of the most insane man ever to pollute the surface of a planet." Ansem said.
"Hey, who threw this apple at me, it almost hit me" For the first time, Ansem was glad to see the tall and dark vizier of Agrabah bust in unexpected.
"I must plead myself guilty as charged" Walt Disney said and smiled a little.
"I don't remember seeing you here before.But that's just good, you can hear my story now.I was once a the mightiest genie in the universe."
"Run for it" Hades yelled and everbody followed him out the exit door.
HOURS LATER .
"Jafar has been goin' on for hours, and hat Disney-guy is still awake. How much more can he take" Zurg said as he scouted at the building carved from the rocks.
"I don't know what he can take, but I know what we're gonna take. We're gonna take Him down" Hades said and punched his left fist into his right palm.
"You've gotta keep away from puns. But I agree, this Disney guy could be a major threat to our organization" Zurg said.
"I think what I am in need for is a fith henchman" Ansem said.
"What the Hell makes you think that?" Hades aksed the dark king.
"I said A FITH HENCHMAN" Ansem yelled at the Dark God."And maybe this time wet ought to hear who the people at Ansemreport.com's messageboards want to be my henchnman.
"Works for me" Hades said and walked a few feet away. "I'm surrounded by morons" He then whispered to himself.
"We will continue someday" Ansem said to his henchmen/women.
"What? Why not now?"Hades aksed the former dark ruler
"I said SOMEDAY" Ansem yelled
Damned by Disney [aka Satan's Little Helper pt. V]
"Yes it I, Walt Disney. I have come here to end this story, because it focuses on villans, and therfore it is not good for the American Morale"
"Oh buchanan, here he starts with his Morale-bull again" Hades whispered to the one with whom he shared his safe spot beneath the chair.
"Minions, aid me, quickly" Ansem almost screamed at the door behind which his four newly recruited minions were situated. And all four immedietly bursted out the door.
"Oh Sweet Sano, It's Walt Disney" Three of them said and immedietly tried to squeeze in under the other chair in the room.
"You, you little son of a bitch" The last standing of the four, the Evil Queen said. "You're the cause that I've been marked an outsider, you're the cause that my life has been a living Hell, you're truly my ultimate nemesis.want an apple?" She asked Disney and showed him a shining red apple.
"Yes, please, but mind the baddie-words" Walt Disney said and took the apple, yet he paused when he was just about to take a bite of it "Hey, wait a minute, this seems awfully familiar"
"Damn" The Evil Queen cursed.
"Yeah, now I remember, I ain't gonna take no bite of this apple" Walt said and threw the apple out the only window in the gloomy room, a slight plop wa heard as it landed in the river Styx.
"Freaking Sora" Ansem cursed.
"Damn it, we're lost, there's no telling what he's gonna do to us now, what we need is miracle" Hades paused for a few seconds "A MIRACLE" He then yelled.
"Forget it, it is not going to work, we are at the mercy of the most insane man ever to pollute the surface of a planet." Ansem said.
"Hey, who threw this apple at me, it almost hit me" For the first time, Ansem was glad to see the tall and dark vizier of Agrabah bust in unexpected.
"I must plead myself guilty as charged" Walt Disney said and smiled a little.
"I don't remember seeing you here before.But that's just good, you can hear my story now.I was once a the mightiest genie in the universe."
"Run for it" Hades yelled and everbody followed him out the exit door.
HOURS LATER .
"Jafar has been goin' on for hours, and hat Disney-guy is still awake. How much more can he take" Zurg said as he scouted at the building carved from the rocks.
"I don't know what he can take, but I know what we're gonna take. We're gonna take Him down" Hades said and punched his left fist into his right palm.
"You've gotta keep away from puns. But I agree, this Disney guy could be a major threat to our organization" Zurg said.
"I think what I am in need for is a fith henchman" Ansem said.
"What the Hell makes you think that?" Hades aksed the dark king.
"I said A FITH HENCHMAN" Ansem yelled at the Dark God."And maybe this time wet ought to hear who the people at Ansemreport.com's messageboards want to be my henchnman.
"Works for me" Hades said and walked a few feet away. "I'm surrounded by morons" He then whispered to himself.
"We will continue someday" Ansem said to his henchmen/women.
"What? Why not now?"Hades aksed the former dark ruler
"I said SOMEDAY" Ansem yelled