Ansem in the Underworld
Chapter 7
A Letter From My Old Woman [aka Satan's Little Helper pt. VI]
Ansem sat down an looked through the letters he had received today. (Yes I know there's no day or night in the Underworld, don't have a cow 'bout it)
"Bills, bills, Viagara Sample, bills,letter from LadyApocalymon wanting to be my minion....No damn way...bills...A letter from my mother? " Ansem opened the envelope and pulled out the letter."Dear little Ansem. If you've checked your calendar for today you will know that it is now time to prepare your arranged wedding which we planned 25 years ago....Theres no such thing in my calendar."
To confirm his statement Ansem fetched his calendar and looked under the current date. "Preapare wedding arranged 25 years ago...damn you mother, for always writing my calendars."
"Oh so you're not gay!" Ansem turned around to see the Lord of the Underworld stand right next to him . yet again.
"What?" Ansem aksed.
"Well you're in that age . and you're not married. The only logical explanation I could think of was that you're gay. But you were just waiting for your wedding all this time"
"Shut up, and shouldn't you be out looking for a fifth henchman"
"You just told me to shut up so how am I s'posed to answer?"
"I have had enough of your wise-crcking and respectless personality, make yourself usefull and out and watch what Walt Disney is doing." Ansem said.
"Okay, Master Grunch" Hades said and disappeared.
"Now what to do with this . I can't marry my soon-to-be spouse . I have not seen her in all my life. Yet due to our noble family traditions I cannot quit now... I would live in digrace for the rest of my life." Ansem paused and smiled "Of course, I am dead, therefore I cannot marry anyone who is alive. Damn, I am brilliant"
"Yeah...that's what you think. Noone knows you're dead meat. They just think you're hiding till the release of Kingdom Hearts II"
"Hades...Did I not tell you to watch over Walt Disney?"
"Gee-zuz, how can someone be so naive as you?" Hades answered.
"How much I hate to admit it, you're right Hades. Can you not send me back to the Hollow Bastion so that I can convince my family that I have left the mortal plane?"
"Huh?"
"Zap me back to my castle so that I can tell people I am dead, capiche?"
"Comin' right up.as long as you can end one chapter without sayin' TOMORROW"
"I will do that . TOMORROW"
A Letter From My Old Woman [aka Satan's Little Helper pt. VI]
Ansem sat down an looked through the letters he had received today. (Yes I know there's no day or night in the Underworld, don't have a cow 'bout it)
"Bills, bills, Viagara Sample, bills,letter from LadyApocalymon wanting to be my minion....No damn way...bills...A letter from my mother? " Ansem opened the envelope and pulled out the letter."Dear little Ansem. If you've checked your calendar for today you will know that it is now time to prepare your arranged wedding which we planned 25 years ago....Theres no such thing in my calendar."
To confirm his statement Ansem fetched his calendar and looked under the current date. "Preapare wedding arranged 25 years ago...damn you mother, for always writing my calendars."
"Oh so you're not gay!" Ansem turned around to see the Lord of the Underworld stand right next to him . yet again.
"What?" Ansem aksed.
"Well you're in that age . and you're not married. The only logical explanation I could think of was that you're gay. But you were just waiting for your wedding all this time"
"Shut up, and shouldn't you be out looking for a fifth henchman"
"You just told me to shut up so how am I s'posed to answer?"
"I have had enough of your wise-crcking and respectless personality, make yourself usefull and out and watch what Walt Disney is doing." Ansem said.
"Okay, Master Grunch" Hades said and disappeared.
"Now what to do with this . I can't marry my soon-to-be spouse . I have not seen her in all my life. Yet due to our noble family traditions I cannot quit now... I would live in digrace for the rest of my life." Ansem paused and smiled "Of course, I am dead, therefore I cannot marry anyone who is alive. Damn, I am brilliant"
"Yeah...that's what you think. Noone knows you're dead meat. They just think you're hiding till the release of Kingdom Hearts II"
"Hades...Did I not tell you to watch over Walt Disney?"
"Gee-zuz, how can someone be so naive as you?" Hades answered.
"How much I hate to admit it, you're right Hades. Can you not send me back to the Hollow Bastion so that I can convince my family that I have left the mortal plane?"
"Huh?"
"Zap me back to my castle so that I can tell people I am dead, capiche?"
"Comin' right up.as long as you can end one chapter without sayin' TOMORROW"
"I will do that . TOMORROW"