Ansem in the Underworld,
Chapter 8
Homecoming
Ansem looked at his old stronghold with horror in his face.
"You used to live there?" the Lord of the Dead asked the scientist. "I suppress a mocking laughter."
The Hollow Bastion was not the proud and wretched castle which the Dark Ruler had once inhabited. The castle was repainted in a bright pink colour and a scent of perfume hang in the air like a strangling cloud of synthetics liquids.
"It seems that my mother has moved in again." Ansem stated.
"Well..duh, or else those princesses Malificent kidnapped stayed here and prepared the castle for a Disney Princesses Conference."
"I know my mother this is her doing. No doubt."
"I think this shows us how important it is that you MOVE AWAY from your old ones."
"I must right this wrong, follow me Hades."
AT THE CASTLE GATE
The Dark Lord and the Dark Scientist stood before a man dressed in a penguin-suit.
"Hades may I introduce you to my family's noble and mute butler: Ingmar"
"Hello Ingmar, got anything to say?" Hades giggled.
"Hades, be quiet."
"Why? I don't hear Ingmar objecting, haha."
Ingmar stood still as a statue.
"Hades."
"Why would you hire a mute butler. He can't say all those funny butler stuff. Like: Dinner is served."
Ingmar still stood still.
"Hades, you should know that..."
"What was that Ingmar? Speak up I can't hear you."
"...Ingmar is very skilled in Aikido."
"What the Hell is Aikido?"
Before he knew it, Hades was lying with his face in the tiles, and his arm twisted around on his back.
"Get him offa me, get him offa me..." Hades cried.
"You have to say the magic word to make him let go."
"What magic word? Alakazam?"
"No."
"Shazam?"
"No."
"Sesame open up?"
"No."
"Oh I know: Magic Word."
"No. It's: Please."
"What the Hell is that, Danish?"
"No"
"Swedish?"
"No."
"German?"
"No, No, No. Just say it."
"Okay...please."
Ingmar let go of the Lord of the Underworld, and retook his gargoyle-like position beside the castle gates. Hades rose and rubbed the joints in his right arm, while he walked through the gates, following Ansem.
While passing Ingmar however, he seemed to be unable to suppress rising of his middle finger on his left hand, in return he was greeted by that stuff that comes from inside of a fire extinguisher.
"Come on, Hades ... we have to hurry, we can't wait UNTIL TOMORROW"
Homecoming
Ansem looked at his old stronghold with horror in his face.
"You used to live there?" the Lord of the Dead asked the scientist. "I suppress a mocking laughter."
The Hollow Bastion was not the proud and wretched castle which the Dark Ruler had once inhabited. The castle was repainted in a bright pink colour and a scent of perfume hang in the air like a strangling cloud of synthetics liquids.
"It seems that my mother has moved in again." Ansem stated.
"Well..duh, or else those princesses Malificent kidnapped stayed here and prepared the castle for a Disney Princesses Conference."
"I know my mother this is her doing. No doubt."
"I think this shows us how important it is that you MOVE AWAY from your old ones."
"I must right this wrong, follow me Hades."
AT THE CASTLE GATE
The Dark Lord and the Dark Scientist stood before a man dressed in a penguin-suit.
"Hades may I introduce you to my family's noble and mute butler: Ingmar"
"Hello Ingmar, got anything to say?" Hades giggled.
"Hades, be quiet."
"Why? I don't hear Ingmar objecting, haha."
Ingmar stood still as a statue.
"Hades."
"Why would you hire a mute butler. He can't say all those funny butler stuff. Like: Dinner is served."
Ingmar still stood still.
"Hades, you should know that..."
"What was that Ingmar? Speak up I can't hear you."
"...Ingmar is very skilled in Aikido."
"What the Hell is Aikido?"
Before he knew it, Hades was lying with his face in the tiles, and his arm twisted around on his back.
"Get him offa me, get him offa me..." Hades cried.
"You have to say the magic word to make him let go."
"What magic word? Alakazam?"
"No."
"Shazam?"
"No."
"Sesame open up?"
"No."
"Oh I know: Magic Word."
"No. It's: Please."
"What the Hell is that, Danish?"
"No"
"Swedish?"
"No."
"German?"
"No, No, No. Just say it."
"Okay...please."
Ingmar let go of the Lord of the Underworld, and retook his gargoyle-like position beside the castle gates. Hades rose and rubbed the joints in his right arm, while he walked through the gates, following Ansem.
While passing Ingmar however, he seemed to be unable to suppress rising of his middle finger on his left hand, in return he was greeted by that stuff that comes from inside of a fire extinguisher.
"Come on, Hades ... we have to hurry, we can't wait UNTIL TOMORROW"