Ansem in the Underworld,
Chapter 9:
O Mother where art thou (Too close it would seem.)
Ansem and Hades entered the Castle Chapel, which did not look anything the like the dark and gloomy room where Heartless had roamed freely, which was what it was some time ago, before Ansems Mother decided to move in, it would seem.
The chapel was apparently chosen to be where the actual wedding would take place, everything was decorated in white colours, and benches were sat up on each side of a carpet leading to an altar. Ansem could not believe his own dead eyes.
"I cannot believe my own dead eyes." he said.
"Well I can't believe that we choose to go all the way up here as the first thing, that elevator system is a real pain in the ass. I'm gonna let the guy who designed that die and go to... well maybe not on second thought." Said Hades.
"Ansem, there you are honey." It came from across the room.
Ansem turned his head in horror, Hades turned his in curiosity, both stared at an elderly lady, who had once been quite beautiful. That was none other than Ansems Mother. Behind her stood a girl, no older than eightteen, yet with more than twenty pimples in her face, chewing on a gum, and looking at them with lazy eyes through dyed hair.
"And who is that, you should have told me you were bringing guests, we would have bought a bigger wedding cake." she said.
"Is that your wife-to-be?" Hades asked and pointed at the teenage girl.
"Retard." the girl replied.
Ansems Mother laughed, not a mocking laughter, but a giggling and cheerful one.
"Oh no, mister. This is Ansems little sister, Cindy." she stated.
"Retard." Cindy said.
"Mother I have come here for one sole reason: I have to tell you that..." Ansem begun.
"Oh but, Ansem, sweetie, you look so pale, are you feeling all right?" the Mother asked
"Mother, I'm dead."
"Don't be silly honey; all you need is a nice bowl of your mothers Good Ole Chicken Soup."
Hades was clearly suppressing laughter. "Mother I will not just stand here and let you humiliate me in front of my friend........."Ansem began.
"What?" Hades asked in denial.
"All Right... my associate. The only reason I came here was to tell you that I'm dead and therefore I cannot participate in my wedding in any way whatsoever."
"Nonsense, honey." She looked at Hades, "He's been playing that he is a Great Dark Lord lately."
Hades could hardly withstand the pressure on his divine guts anymore.
"No...he's a f......... retard." Cindy stated.
"Mother, Please..."
"Yes yes honey, I know you are all hazy because you are finally wedding your only one."
"Mother if you would just..."
"Easy now, I know you are worried that your room is all messed up from when you left this place. But I had Ingmar clean it up and redecorate it a little. It's right where you remember it. Just go ahead hun."
Ansem's Mother pushed her son into a hallway, and he slowly started walking with Hades right behind him and a bowed neck.
"You sure told her..." Hades said mockingly.
"I will tell her ... TOMORROW."
O Mother where art thou (Too close it would seem.)
Ansem and Hades entered the Castle Chapel, which did not look anything the like the dark and gloomy room where Heartless had roamed freely, which was what it was some time ago, before Ansems Mother decided to move in, it would seem.
The chapel was apparently chosen to be where the actual wedding would take place, everything was decorated in white colours, and benches were sat up on each side of a carpet leading to an altar. Ansem could not believe his own dead eyes.
"I cannot believe my own dead eyes." he said.
"Well I can't believe that we choose to go all the way up here as the first thing, that elevator system is a real pain in the ass. I'm gonna let the guy who designed that die and go to... well maybe not on second thought." Said Hades.
"Ansem, there you are honey." It came from across the room.
Ansem turned his head in horror, Hades turned his in curiosity, both stared at an elderly lady, who had once been quite beautiful. That was none other than Ansems Mother. Behind her stood a girl, no older than eightteen, yet with more than twenty pimples in her face, chewing on a gum, and looking at them with lazy eyes through dyed hair.
"And who is that, you should have told me you were bringing guests, we would have bought a bigger wedding cake." she said.
"Is that your wife-to-be?" Hades asked and pointed at the teenage girl.
"Retard." the girl replied.
Ansems Mother laughed, not a mocking laughter, but a giggling and cheerful one.
"Oh no, mister. This is Ansems little sister, Cindy." she stated.
"Retard." Cindy said.
"Mother I have come here for one sole reason: I have to tell you that..." Ansem begun.
"Oh but, Ansem, sweetie, you look so pale, are you feeling all right?" the Mother asked
"Mother, I'm dead."
"Don't be silly honey; all you need is a nice bowl of your mothers Good Ole Chicken Soup."
Hades was clearly suppressing laughter. "Mother I will not just stand here and let you humiliate me in front of my friend........."Ansem began.
"What?" Hades asked in denial.
"All Right... my associate. The only reason I came here was to tell you that I'm dead and therefore I cannot participate in my wedding in any way whatsoever."
"Nonsense, honey." She looked at Hades, "He's been playing that he is a Great Dark Lord lately."
Hades could hardly withstand the pressure on his divine guts anymore.
"No...he's a f......... retard." Cindy stated.
"Mother, Please..."
"Yes yes honey, I know you are all hazy because you are finally wedding your only one."
"Mother if you would just..."
"Easy now, I know you are worried that your room is all messed up from when you left this place. But I had Ingmar clean it up and redecorate it a little. It's right where you remember it. Just go ahead hun."
Ansem's Mother pushed her son into a hallway, and he slowly started walking with Hades right behind him and a bowed neck.
"You sure told her..." Hades said mockingly.
"I will tell her ... TOMORROW."