Just a Joke
Chapter 2: Why Don't You say it?
Hello! JIf you want the story and don't care, just skip this junk! "words" is talking, 'words' is thinking and –P.O.V.- is stating whose point of view it is! If you have anything to say at all (including total flames), just review! Now the story:
"Okay, here's the plan…"Leena whispered to Bit in the dimly lit back room, in which they had awoken about an hour earlier. In an hour's time, she had perfected their revenge so finely that Bit couldn't help but agree to her ideas.
"What exactly do I have to do though?" Bit asked unsure of the direction she was going at this point.
"Urgh, I told you, all you have to do is pretend to fall in love with me. The only real speech that you have to give is tonight and that shouldn't be too hard to remember, should it?!" Leena explained.
"WHAT do you mean, I have to give a speech?!" Bit asked.
"You just have to declare you love for me", Leena stated simply.
"WHAT do you mean 'JUST', telling everyone I know that I LOVE you is a lot more than 'JUST'!!" Bit said, quite irritated at the idea of telling people how he feels, even if it was fake.
'Wow, what a psycho! He's acting like I actually want him to love me for real or something! Buddy!' Leena thought. 'I think that should try something more simple or maybe just trick him into it!'
"Okay, I have an idea, you can kiss me in front of everyone then!" Leena said. 'This will get him.'
"Uh, what do you mean kiss?" Bit asked.
"You do know what a kiss is right, Bit?" She asked pressing his oversized ego to the limit.
"Ah, of course I know what it is, and I'm not afraid to either!" Bit yelled hoping she wouldn't notice his nervousness.
"W-what do you mean you'll do it?" Leena asked, upset that her plan had backfired. 'What does he think he's doing? I don't really want to kiss him in front of all of my friends and family! Wait, no, I mean I don't want to kiss him at all, it's Bit! That's disgusting!'
"Hey is anyone in there?" A familiar voice called through the door.
"Eh? Oh, YEAH, WE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!" Bit yelled loudly to make sure that they could here him.
"Well, we should get going so they don't suspect anything." She told Bit.
"Uh, yeah, but if we don't go out screaming, don't you think that they'll suspect something then too?" He asked.
"No, then they'll believe it more when we tell them about our feelings." She explained. "We just have to walk in opposite directions and try to stay away from each other for about two or three hours. Then, we go near each other and just be kind, not hug and kiss, but nice."
"That sounds really smart and well thought out." He told her.
"Wow, yeah, just like that!" She congratulated him.
'Uh, heh, I was serious. What ever, she doesn't have to know any of that! This is the best thing to ever happen to me, a free chance to be with her and not get beat up for it!' Bit thought.
"Okay, let's move!" Leena said, snapping him out of his zone.
A few hours later…
"Hey, Bit, come eat with us!" Brad called to Bit.
"Eh, oh, hey Naomi, hey Brad!" Bit said trying to stay calm, knowing what they wanted.
"So, what happened between you and Leena in the back room this morning?" Brad asked.
"Not much" Bit replied shortly.
"What do you mean, 'not much'? You two normally would have come out fighting." Naomi pressed.
'I wonder where Bit went, well I'll find him sooner or later.' Leena thought cheerfully to herself as she wandered into the kitchen.
"Hey, Leena, over here!" Naomi called to her now friend. They had finally decided to be friends and leave their rivalry for the battlefield.
"Yeah Leena come join Naomi, Bit and I." Brad said.
"Oh, hi Brad, Naomi-pause- uh, hey Bit!" Leena said.
"Uh, hi Leena. What are you doing here?" Bit asked with a large sweat drop.
"Well, I was just looking for a snack, because I haven't eaten all morning." She replied.
"Great, how about we make some food?" Bit asked.
"Wait a sec., why do I get the feeling that you two are hiding something from us?" Naomi asked.
"What?" Leena asked in shock. "We didn't do anything. We just woke up and now we're here."
"Uh, she means that we woke up, did stuff -apart from each other- and then ended up here." Bit covered.
"Yeah, that's what I meant! Thanks Bit!" Leena added.
"Yeah, no problem!" Bit said.
"Well, you two are getting along nicely!" Naomi pointed out.
"Anyway, Bit, I think that we should go to get ready for tonight." Brad cut in.
"Yeah, Leena, we should too." Naomi added, catching on.
"Oh, okay then." Leena and Bit said in unison.
See what happens at dinner next chapter: Food Fight!
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