Artemis slowly got out of the car into the bright sunshine .Here he was his
aunt's farm. His mother had decided 2 weeks ago that some fresh air would
be good for her son and decided that very minute to call her sister and lay
out the plan with her. Her sister Sheila had absolutely jumped at the
chance to see her little nephy-wephy who had visited her once when he was
2. Artemis stood looking around with deep contempt, this was the last
place he wanted to be .Butler walked up beside his young master sensing
the hostility so he decided not to mention that Artemis had stepped in a
small smelly pile of dog doo that was now all over his nice new leather
shoes. Suddenly out of know where a lady in her early 40's ran up to
Artemis and enveloped him into a giant hug "welcome to Crow farm nephy-
wephy! We are so glad that you could come for a visit. Butler who had been
anxious like a good bodyguard should, relaxed as he realized it was his
master's aunt. Artemis muttered a hello as well as he could while be choked
in his aunt's arms. Butler noticed arty's distress and was kind enough to
introduce himself and advice her to not hug arty so tightly. "Oh, I'm sorry
Nephy!" she said letting go of the boy who stumbled around trying to
breath. Sheila smiled after Artemis finally regained normal breathing
"guess what Nephy you're just in time to help feed the piggies. So why
don't you get out of the fancy clothes and shoes and change into some work
clothes, so I'll show you to your room. "hey butler, if you can grab that
other suit case" pointing to a big black leather suitcase sitting on the
ground where the limo had been" I'll grab this one and we can walk up the
barn and your rooms. Artemis stopped in mid step "what do you mean the barn
AND our rooms?? Sheila answered" Don't you remember Nephy? Last time
you where here you made me promise that you could stay in the barn rooms
next time you came, because you loved the animals so much. So you'll be
staying up there." She said with a smile. Artemis cringed "great, just
great!!!" he muttered to himself. His aunt showed them to one big
bedroom right over the stalls of the horses and other animals. The room was
large with 2 twin sized beds and a little end table in the middle of the
beds and an oak dresser that looked like it had been here for years and
needed dusting badly. The beds where poorly made and the wood floor covered
in dirt and an occasional piece of hay. Artemis eager to get out of that
incredibly dirty room mentioned quickly "aunt, where are the piggies. I'm
ready to work with them now!" Sheila looked at arty and his Italian suit
and black leather shoes and his silk tie and said "okay Arty they are this
way. Follow me!" Before following his aunt arty suggested to butler to
clean up the room and make it suitable for himself and butler. Then hurried
to catch up with his aunt leaving butler with the huge task of cleaning.
When arty finally caught up to his aunt she was standing next to the pig pen looking down at the "cute" as she called them little pigs. Artemis asked "what do I feed them with? Pointed to the little ones. Ant Sheila smiled then let a snorting laugh. "Oh no my dear, these little ones have already been fed you get to feed the big ones......she said pointed to 2 giant hogs rolling around in the mud. She then handed him a pail of green sick smelling stuff that nearly made arty gag and he walked out to the pigs. He walked to the brim of the mud, and threw the smelly stuff to the pigs. While he threw it he lost his balance and fell face first into the mud and sick stuff he had thrown in. It was all over him .his Italian suit, his silk tie, and of course his black leather shoes.
P.s im going to have to write more later I'm laughing to hard to write right now. Please review and I hope you like/liked it.
When arty finally caught up to his aunt she was standing next to the pig pen looking down at the "cute" as she called them little pigs. Artemis asked "what do I feed them with? Pointed to the little ones. Ant Sheila smiled then let a snorting laugh. "Oh no my dear, these little ones have already been fed you get to feed the big ones......she said pointed to 2 giant hogs rolling around in the mud. She then handed him a pail of green sick smelling stuff that nearly made arty gag and he walked out to the pigs. He walked to the brim of the mud, and threw the smelly stuff to the pigs. While he threw it he lost his balance and fell face first into the mud and sick stuff he had thrown in. It was all over him .his Italian suit, his silk tie, and of course his black leather shoes.
P.s im going to have to write more later I'm laughing to hard to write right now. Please review and I hope you like/liked it.