Just A Joke
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own any of this stuff that I've typed for you, so person who does own it: Please, I'm very poor, forgive this poor, lonely girl?
Hello there! Sorry it took me sooooooo long to update, but I can't do these things at my house, and I had a break, etc. Anyway, I won't bore you with all of this junk, but I just have to say Na-min-e-mea! Na-min-e-mea! Ooooohhhhhh, yeah! This is my last chapter, but it is kinda longer than the others. Okay, on with the story!
"Stuff" = speech.
'Stuff' = thoughts.
Stuff = my junk.
*Stuff* = noises. That was just to let you know, and NOW on with the story…
"I can't believe what I just saw!" Doc said, after watching Bit and Leena's battle. He had seen the moves they had been performing, and wondering where they had learned them. 'And Leena didn't freak out after she used up all of her ammo! Oh God, there must be something wrong, she must be sick! That's probably why she told Bit how she feels, and didn't kill us all after we played that joke on them!!!! I'm so dead…oohhhh…' "Hey, my Zoid models!"
"Doc, what was that psycho crash that we just heard-and felt!?" Jamie asked, pissed that the old man seemed to be ignoring him yet again!
"Huh? Oh, Jamie! Uh, what, oh yeah, the crash, that was Bit and Leena! They were having their practice match just then; we'll have to have both Zoids fixed! That's gonna cost a lot of money, but at least Leena didn't waste the ammo this time, she used it very wisely" Doc informed Jamie.
"What?!!!! What do you mean 'she used her ammo very wisely'?!!!" Jamie screamed into Doc's ear.
"Yeah, I know, I think that we'd better check up on her." he suggested to his young friend.
-Brad and Naomi-
"So, what's this all about?" Naomi asked Brad once they had arrived in his room.
"Well, I saw Leena and Bit practicing outside just a bit ago, and Leena was acting differently. She actually used her ammo wisely, and after her supply was out, she didn't freak and just quit!" Brad informed his 'girlfriend', also taking a sip of his coffee, giving Naomi time to recover from the shock of what she had just heard.
"So, you mean…you mean that she-she changed?!!" Naomi asked, shocked at her now best friend.
"Well, maybe I'm wrong, but I think that it might have something to do with Bit." He suggested.
"That would make sense, but just in case, I think that we should investigate!" she told him, not really in this world anymore.
-In the Hangar-
"Hey! What was that, you almost beat me?!" Bit asked, maybe just a bit too loud.
"Huh? Well, I have been training lately. Hey, you aren't mad right?" Leena asked her cocky teammate.
"Huh? What? No! You think I'm mad, no! Uh…it's just that you caught me off guard with that last attack!" Bit covered.
"Well, okay then! Man, my dad is gonna be pissed of like HELL when he finds out that we basically destroyed our Zoids!" she thought aloud.
"Yeah, but at least we are ready for the battle and we know that we can win." Bit said, his cocky attitude returning.
"What do you want to do now?" Leena asked.
"Well, I don't know, I mean this pretending to love each other thing is kinda hard sometimes!" he explained. "What do you think we should do?"
"Huh? Oh…I thought that you were having fun doing all of this stuff…I guess if you want to end it, we can tonight at dinner." She said, suddenly seeming depressed (NOT ANGRY!! o.O).
"Huh? NO!!! I don't want to quit this; it's just that…I don't know…we're tricking everyone! That's kinda harsh, Leena." he told her.
"Wait *sweat drop* are you telling me that you think that it's rude to trick people?" she asked with obvious aggravation.
"What? Are you trying to say that I trick people and should not be giving such advice? Are you?! I KNOW that YOU aren't trying to lecture ME, are you?!!!" he screamed.
"Well, if you think you're soooooo great, then you can just go out there right now and tell them all the truth about what's been going on around here lately?!!! Well, can't you, Mr. High-and-mighty?!!!" sarcasm flowing with every word.
"Listen to me, you stupid, annoying, know-it-all witch! Know what's happening here, you're just trying to pawn everything off onto my lap, well you know what? I'm not gonna let screw me over this time, Leena!! You have to take the crap for this, you're the one who said that we should get this crappy 'revenge' in the first place, and look how it turned out? We're just at each others throats like usual, and guess what…I will not be the one to tell the others about why we went back to being enemies, YOU WILL!" he spoke the words as if she meant nothing to him, and at that moment, she knew that her life was REALLY going to suck for a while.
Suddenly, everything became silent (but we all know that that never lasts too long -_~!!!). CRASH!!! No, I couldn't think of anything better than that! The thunderous roar filled the Blitz Team's home, and in no time at all, everyone was in the meeting room.
"What the hell was that all about?!!" all, but Jamie and Doc yelled at once.
"Well, I think that was a Zoid missile." Doc explained.
"Hmm, it seems to have just been a warning shot." Jamie pondered
*zeep…BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-crackle-zeep* "Bit Cloud!!! I challenge you to a Zoid battle!" Came the all too familiar screechy voice from the control/communication system.
"H-Harry?" Leena asked.
Suddenly an image appeared on the screen, proving Leena's assumption correct. However, Vega and Sarah were now by his side, both seemingly emotionless.
"Hello Blitz Team. You will choose two people to do battle against Vega, and of course, Harry." Sarah's voice left the Blitz Team in a state of shock, knowing that they couldn't get out of this somewhat compromising situation.
"I will accept, if you tell me the stakes, and why you wish to do battle with us." Bit suddenly had the voice of reason.
"Well, if you win, you get my Zoids, all of them, and all of the money in my bank account." Harry informed his rival.
"What if you win?" Doc asked.
"Well, I would get Leena, and of course…the Ligar0." Harry said, knowing that they would agree, even if the terms were far-fetched.
"ME?!!!" Leena yelled through the speaker (which made a noise resembling feedback=P).
"Yes my love! That idiot doesn't deserve you! Only I can be with you." Harry told her defiantly.
"Hey you asshole! You can't talk to her like you own her!" Bit roared.
"Bit, we heard you two talking about how this was all fake, that you're not really together." Leon told his friend with an unusual calmness to his voice.
"Uh…what? *Shakes his head* Well, uh…yeah, but, um*sweat drop*I uh, think that-that you misheard us." Bit offered weakly.
"Oh, give it up, Bit! They found out, and now all we can do is beat the SHIT out of HARRY!!" Leena vented.
"Leena!" Doc yelled, surprised.
"What?!! Leena…urgh…fine! You and Bit against Vega and I! This could have been easy, but you made it difficult!" Harry's voice scared them all, being used to the patience of the insane young man.
"Let's go!" Bit said, before Harry made a yearlong speech.
-Battlefield-
"Leena, are you ready?" Bit asked from his Ligar0 Snider.
"What the hell are you talking about, my Gun Sniper is completely screwed up!!!!" she yelled.
"Well, the Ligar has seen better days too, but we can't quit before we started!" Bit said trying to encourage her.
"Arg! Oh, shut up, Bit! Hm, wait, I'm gonna change Zoids!"
"Hey! Wait! What Zoid are you going to get?"
"Heh, you'll see."
"Humn? Oh well."
-In Blitz Team Hover Cargo-
"Hey! Naomi, can I borrow your Gun Sniper?" Leena asked.
"Huh? Leena?!! You're supposed to be out there!" Naomi yelled, jabbing her finger in the air, pointing out the window.
"Well, my Zoid is all screwed up, and I was wondering if I could use yours for this EXETREMELY IMPORTANT battle that I'm in. Please?"
"Uh, yeah, of course you can! But, try not to get it smashed into smithereens out there?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah, sure! Bye guys!"
-Back on the battlefield-
"Hey, Bit, where the hell is my Leena? You better not have done anything else!" Harry ordered. By the way, Harry is in a Blade Ligar!
"Heh, you just wait Harry, she'll be here." Bit responded.
Just then Leena (inside of the Gun Sniper) ran out onto the battlefield, preparing for the fight. Also just then, Naomi remembered that she had made some "minor" adjustments to the Zoid.
"Hey, Bit! Are we ready to start?" her voice called through the communicator.
"Yeah!" Bit responded, his face now showing on the screen.
"Let's go!"
"Leena? Is that you in there?" came the annoying screech that could only belong to Harry Champ.
"Ugh, yes, it's me. And guess what…I'm all ready to kick your "royal" ass!" he was told defiantly.
"Why don't you like me?" he asked, knowing she wouldn't answer. 'I guess I'll just have to show her that I can and should be her man! I'm the only one who can, Bit is just a stupid, lucky BASTARD that has gotten in my way too many times for my liking! He's gonna get what he deserves here and NOW!!'
"Well, it's nice to be able to battle against you again, Bit! And, I'm also looking forward to seeing how well the others fare." Vega's young and childish voice squeaked through the communication link.
"Humph, I'm gonna beat both of you, with the help of my powerful teammate, Leeeeeennnnaaaa Tooorrroooosss!" Bit said with an announcers' voice.
"Alright buddy, let's fight before we all die of old age!" Leena shouted.
The four Zoids moved out to create a square, one of them at each corner. Bit was facing Vega, and vice versa, as Leena and Harry were facing each other. Suddenly, the Berserk Furry ran out of the square, silently asking Bit to follow. It only took one second for bit to think about it, he then left Leena with his so-called-rival-in-love.
"So, I guess it's you and me for now. Don't worry, I won't go too hard on ya!" he told her.
"Fine."
Just then they both turned to face the area that Bit and Vega had gone to, noticing that they had begun their fight, so they each decided to start also. The Blade Ligar charged towards the Gun Sniper, only to run away at Leena's first shot. Harry once again ran towards Leena, only to have her use up every bit of ammo to keep him away, hitting the Ligar, but doing little damage. An odd grumbling noise came suddenly from the Gun Sniper, and the front legs couldn't seem to hold the Zoid, making the entire front end fall helplessly towards the solid earthby that I mean the ground, not the planet itself. Harry stopped to see if she was all right, noticing that even after a few moments (which seemed like an hour to the "king") she still lay there, not communicating anything to the others, causing him to panic.
'Uh, man, that hurt like HELL…I wonder what happened?' Leena's thoughts interrupted by the sound of Harry's whiny voice, filled with concern, screaming out her name.
"LEENA! Can you here me?! LEEEEENNNAAAAAAA!!!!! Are you alright??!!!!" he called, while running towards her in his Ligar.
"Oh, great, my enemy is worried about me." Sarcasm thick in her every syllable.
She tried to get up, failing miserably, realizing that the Zoid was too heavy to lift. Harry came to a halt before her fallen Zoid, still screeching madly. And although he was paying her enough attention for fifty people, the fact that Bit hadn't seen her less than graceful fall had saddened her as she remembered how he was standing up for her earlier. She was torn from her thoughts because of a glass-shattering blast of sound, and the abrupt movement of the damaged Zoid. She was lifted thirty feet into the air, then fell just as quickly as the noise began. Harry had moved backwards, until he was at what he would consider a safe distance, but it obviously wasn't far enough, for a few of the pieces that had broken off (without anyone else noticing them before) landed directly on top of the Ligar, causing it to collapse under the pressure, and the command system to freeze.
Back to Vega and Bit: Berserk Furry had but a few scratches, where as the Ligar0 had a damaged leg, and one of his Snider's blades was broken. They both heard a noise sorry, I had to go back a little, looking over towards where they had left Harry and Leena to battle, they saw the Gun Sniper fly straight into the air, then fall right back down. Bit got very worried, that is until he saw that she was standing up right, and her opponent was eliminated. Lena then ran over to the area that Bit and Vega were in and stood next to her teammate.
"Hey, Bit! How is your battle going? Do you need any help? Or anything else?" Leena's cheerful voice running through the communication systemI really can't think of what else to call it! as if nothing had happened.
"Leena? Are you sure you're alright? You just fell in your Zoid, and it didn't seem too stable before, right?" his voice shook as he asked, wondering if it was all just an illusion.
"Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened, but the new controls are great! I barely have to try, and the Zoid moves with me!" she informed him blissfully.
"Hey! We are in a serious battle here, and since you're done with your fight, why don't you just sit over there and wait to be beaten?!" Vega yelled in a tone none like his previous. He had become very upset with the way that Bit was ignoring him to talk to some girl.
"Alright. Leena, why don't you just stay here until I need you?" Bit asked, the steadiness of his voice returning.
"Huh? Oh, okay then. Call if you need anything!" she replied.
"Let's go, Vega!" Bit called to the boy.
Immediately they were diving into one another, clawing at the surfaces of the Zoids, trying to catch vital points, but neither of them succeeding. Leena watched in awe as they went at it, no matter how many times they attacked, they never let up…for a while that is…bit had charged at Vega, seeming to had gained speed on the child, but it was only a trap set for Bit, and sadly, he fell for it. Bit's front left leg was damaged beyond repair (or at least it appeared that way!), they both knew that he couldn't possibly win, without help that is. Leena saw this as the perfect opportunity to show what she was made of! Vega began to charge towards the Ligar0, only to be stopped half way by a sharp beam going through the tail of his Furry, the impact causing him to spin violently in the air for a brief moment. Landing sharply on the ground, he looked at his assailant. However, she could not see the dark glare through his Zoid. He charged for her, only to be attacked by a weakened Laser Claw. Knowing that by having them work in such a way would only result in more damage to his furry, he decided to destroy the bond and teamwork they used so effectively.
"Well, you have done a great job, Ms. Toros. I congratulate you on your hard work, and the success that you have achieved in this fight." Vega spoke in an idolizing tone.
"Don't even try it, bub! She and I won't split up because of petty differences, that you started just to break our bond! Right, Leena?" He asked defiantly, as though telling the boy off would prove his feelings towards Leena.
"RIGHT!!" she answered.
"Fine, then I vow to defeat you some day, Bit Cloud, until then." And with a wave of his hand, he ran from them, out of sight.
"Geez, that sure as HELL was FRICKIN' ANTI-CLIMACTIC!!!" Leena said as they entered the Hover Cargo.
"Heh, yeah, but the next one will probably be better!" Bit said, as if he knew something that she didn't.
"Oh, really? Well then I guess we'd better get to training on our teamwork, and make sure that we can get along. What do you think?"
"Huh? Uh…Leena, I have to tell you something."
"Hhm? Okay, shoot."
"Well *gulp* I uh…I REALLY like you a lot, and was wondering if you might want to do something sometime. You don't have to if you don't want to! But, I'd really, uh, enjoy having your company." He said, trying to sound intelligent.
"Well, of course you like me Bit! Knew that for a little while now!"
"Huh? What do you mean you've known for a while?!"
"Well, most guys wouldn't usually stand up for someone the way you did, unless, they liked them!"
"Well, oh, just shut up!" he said, sulking.
"Huh? Hey! You're supposed to be nice to me you idiot! You-
Sadly, she never was able to finish that sentence…I hope that you can guess why…
Well, that's the end of this thing; please tell me whether or not I should continue, or just stop putting you through this torture.
Oh, yeah, thank you all who have reviewed, and those who shall review!! Graham sucks!!! I mean he REALLY SUCKS!!!!