Title: That girl: A tribute to the DIVAS month
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Terri/?? (Surprise)
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: I always thought that Terri was the coolest valet and I have respect for this woman.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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As I look up at the ceiling while lying on this bed, I am dreaming. Ok, maybe daydreaming or fantasizing would be the better word. How could I resist when she is not here with me at the moment? Whenever she was gone, I would have to fantasize before I go crazy. She was currently on some island, doing a divas shoot. A smile crossed my face as I start to fantasize again.
Terri, in a bikini, or maybe nothing at all. Hell, maybe she had one of those coconuts smashed in two to cover her breasts. A laugh escaped me when I remember that shoot. My jaw dropped when I saw those pictures. I think I started drooling as well. I would laugh about it now, but back then I couldn't breath. I sigh as I realize that my body is starting to react. Great, now I need a cold shower. Instead of getting up, I just stay in bed. I am already reacting, no point in stopping it halfway right?
I praise her for many reasons. As a female, being in the WWE this long. I also must praise her for looking this great. She was older than most of the divas, yet her body looked like she was still 20 years old. I could care less if she paid for them or not, it still takes a lot of exercise and work to keep your body in that kind of shape, whether it was fake or not. And also, she was a mother. How many elementary students can say their mom looks as good as Terri? Not many in my opinion. I damn well know my mom wasn't that hot, not even in kindergarden.
So yeah, Terri was sexy and seductive. I think it was her trademark. She used her sexuality to her advantage. I'm not saying she acted like a slut, she was far from it. But it was her sex appeal that made her special. I love doing interviews with her. I always preferred her over people like Michael Cole, Josh Matthew, that weird guy that Rocky always had fun of. Hell, she was more entertaining that Funaki, the self proclaimed Smackdown's greatest interviewer. And on a further note, she was way better looking than any of them.
I remember seeing her when she started out back in WCW. She looked COMPLETELY different compared to now. Back then she wasn't the little sex kitten she is now. A little secretary, covered in clothing and glasses. Now it seems that clothing wont even stay on her body. Not that I have anything against that..........hehehehe.
When I entered the WWE, I was the typical guy and only hung out with the guys. I wasn't that social, but I got along with the boys pretty well. That super hero dork always managed to make me smile when people like Triple Nose, oops I mean H was pissing us off. And Spike Dudley always managed to give me hope when I see what he puts himself through in those matches. He really made a rag doll look like a warrior compared to him.
Eventually, I started talking to the women. First I talked to Molly, the sweetest person I have ever met. I think she is from another universe, anybody that sweet cant be human. Stacy, Dawn and Nidia soon followed, and after those girls my clothes are always matching. I once worked out with Ivory, Jacqueline and Victoria and had quite some laughs. And Lita and Trish showed me why they were the top divas. And then I met her. She interviewed me, asking me how I felt now that I entered the WWE.
I'll be straight up, I thought she was a bitch or slut after listening to Gail Kim and Torrie rant on and on about her. But after that interview, my opinion changed. She was nothing but nice, funny and she gave the interview some nice jump and upbeat flavor. After that I looked forward to our future conversations, interaction, interview, anything for me to see her. I try to suppress my laughter when I actually think on our meetings. She was much shorter than me, I think she is the shortest diva and me being so tall and all. I would have to look down and she look up whenever I was close to her. So you could imagine the strain in my legs when I have to bend down to kiss her.
I remember talking to that Hardy boy with the black hair and Edge and Christian about her. They would tell me that she was the best manager ever and that they missed having her around. She was very entertaining and could give a good joke. And her manager skills were priceless. How could anybody forget the day when she tried to distract the APA by pouring a beer over her chest? I personally thought she did a better job at announcing that TV show that she took over from Trish. I never really paid attention to what she said, I just listened to her.
And I can't help but wonder a few things. Why is it that when Terri does something, she looks great, but when another diva tries to do the same, she looks like a serious slut? Is it because Terri does it with class and dignity? I wouldn't know, you females have your weird ways. Yes, weird! I can never understand why you take 3 hours to put on make up and then another 3 hours to take it off. And that fake hair you all wear, extensions or whatever you call it. Is it really so hard to accept your natural hair?
I think Terri looks sexy either way. I think she looks sexiest when I wake up with her in the morning. No make up, no time to dress up, just in her natural self. She also looks sexy when she is playing with her daughter Dakota. There is nothing sexier than seeing a woman play and enjoy the company of her daughter. I love hanging out with Dakota and she seems to understand the relationship I have with her mother. I may never, or even want to take the place of her father Golddust. A father should never be deprived of that title.
I once asked Dakota how she would describe her mother. She told me her mother was a tempting seductress. I laughed and asked her if she knew what it meant and she shook her head saying NO, but Trish and Dawn always said that so she took their word for it. But she did saw that her mother was not a slut. She said that other women only called her a slut because her mother was sexy and that they couldn't be.
So now as I feel my pants getting extremely tight, I have come to a conclusion. Terri was special because she was sexy. She was the sexiest women in the WWE and her sex appeal is what made her great. I often wonder why she picked me over the other guys, but now I didn't care. I had her. Ok, the pain in my pants proved I didn't have right at that moment, but the second she gets back from that shoot I will make her pay for putting me through this. I laugh again and then sigh. Finally taking the pain as a sign, I groan as I get ready to stand under the freezing cold shower head.
I always tell my opponents that they are next, but now the only person on my mind was Terri. Oh yes, she was next, and the only one that will stay in my heart.
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If it is still unclear, the guy is BILL GOLDBERG. (evil laugh) Yes, it's the all mighty Goldberg. I was thinking and I think only Bill fits with Terri.
Steffie
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Terri/?? (Surprise)
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: I always thought that Terri was the coolest valet and I have respect for this woman.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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As I look up at the ceiling while lying on this bed, I am dreaming. Ok, maybe daydreaming or fantasizing would be the better word. How could I resist when she is not here with me at the moment? Whenever she was gone, I would have to fantasize before I go crazy. She was currently on some island, doing a divas shoot. A smile crossed my face as I start to fantasize again.
Terri, in a bikini, or maybe nothing at all. Hell, maybe she had one of those coconuts smashed in two to cover her breasts. A laugh escaped me when I remember that shoot. My jaw dropped when I saw those pictures. I think I started drooling as well. I would laugh about it now, but back then I couldn't breath. I sigh as I realize that my body is starting to react. Great, now I need a cold shower. Instead of getting up, I just stay in bed. I am already reacting, no point in stopping it halfway right?
I praise her for many reasons. As a female, being in the WWE this long. I also must praise her for looking this great. She was older than most of the divas, yet her body looked like she was still 20 years old. I could care less if she paid for them or not, it still takes a lot of exercise and work to keep your body in that kind of shape, whether it was fake or not. And also, she was a mother. How many elementary students can say their mom looks as good as Terri? Not many in my opinion. I damn well know my mom wasn't that hot, not even in kindergarden.
So yeah, Terri was sexy and seductive. I think it was her trademark. She used her sexuality to her advantage. I'm not saying she acted like a slut, she was far from it. But it was her sex appeal that made her special. I love doing interviews with her. I always preferred her over people like Michael Cole, Josh Matthew, that weird guy that Rocky always had fun of. Hell, she was more entertaining that Funaki, the self proclaimed Smackdown's greatest interviewer. And on a further note, she was way better looking than any of them.
I remember seeing her when she started out back in WCW. She looked COMPLETELY different compared to now. Back then she wasn't the little sex kitten she is now. A little secretary, covered in clothing and glasses. Now it seems that clothing wont even stay on her body. Not that I have anything against that..........hehehehe.
When I entered the WWE, I was the typical guy and only hung out with the guys. I wasn't that social, but I got along with the boys pretty well. That super hero dork always managed to make me smile when people like Triple Nose, oops I mean H was pissing us off. And Spike Dudley always managed to give me hope when I see what he puts himself through in those matches. He really made a rag doll look like a warrior compared to him.
Eventually, I started talking to the women. First I talked to Molly, the sweetest person I have ever met. I think she is from another universe, anybody that sweet cant be human. Stacy, Dawn and Nidia soon followed, and after those girls my clothes are always matching. I once worked out with Ivory, Jacqueline and Victoria and had quite some laughs. And Lita and Trish showed me why they were the top divas. And then I met her. She interviewed me, asking me how I felt now that I entered the WWE.
I'll be straight up, I thought she was a bitch or slut after listening to Gail Kim and Torrie rant on and on about her. But after that interview, my opinion changed. She was nothing but nice, funny and she gave the interview some nice jump and upbeat flavor. After that I looked forward to our future conversations, interaction, interview, anything for me to see her. I try to suppress my laughter when I actually think on our meetings. She was much shorter than me, I think she is the shortest diva and me being so tall and all. I would have to look down and she look up whenever I was close to her. So you could imagine the strain in my legs when I have to bend down to kiss her.
I remember talking to that Hardy boy with the black hair and Edge and Christian about her. They would tell me that she was the best manager ever and that they missed having her around. She was very entertaining and could give a good joke. And her manager skills were priceless. How could anybody forget the day when she tried to distract the APA by pouring a beer over her chest? I personally thought she did a better job at announcing that TV show that she took over from Trish. I never really paid attention to what she said, I just listened to her.
And I can't help but wonder a few things. Why is it that when Terri does something, she looks great, but when another diva tries to do the same, she looks like a serious slut? Is it because Terri does it with class and dignity? I wouldn't know, you females have your weird ways. Yes, weird! I can never understand why you take 3 hours to put on make up and then another 3 hours to take it off. And that fake hair you all wear, extensions or whatever you call it. Is it really so hard to accept your natural hair?
I think Terri looks sexy either way. I think she looks sexiest when I wake up with her in the morning. No make up, no time to dress up, just in her natural self. She also looks sexy when she is playing with her daughter Dakota. There is nothing sexier than seeing a woman play and enjoy the company of her daughter. I love hanging out with Dakota and she seems to understand the relationship I have with her mother. I may never, or even want to take the place of her father Golddust. A father should never be deprived of that title.
I once asked Dakota how she would describe her mother. She told me her mother was a tempting seductress. I laughed and asked her if she knew what it meant and she shook her head saying NO, but Trish and Dawn always said that so she took their word for it. But she did saw that her mother was not a slut. She said that other women only called her a slut because her mother was sexy and that they couldn't be.
So now as I feel my pants getting extremely tight, I have come to a conclusion. Terri was special because she was sexy. She was the sexiest women in the WWE and her sex appeal is what made her great. I often wonder why she picked me over the other guys, but now I didn't care. I had her. Ok, the pain in my pants proved I didn't have right at that moment, but the second she gets back from that shoot I will make her pay for putting me through this. I laugh again and then sigh. Finally taking the pain as a sign, I groan as I get ready to stand under the freezing cold shower head.
I always tell my opponents that they are next, but now the only person on my mind was Terri. Oh yes, she was next, and the only one that will stay in my heart.
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If it is still unclear, the guy is BILL GOLDBERG. (evil laugh) Yes, it's the all mighty Goldberg. I was thinking and I think only Bill fits with Terri.
Steffie