Title: That girl: A tribute to the DIVAS month
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Stephanie McMahon/Kurt Angle
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: Honestly, I think that Kurt is the only guy Stephanie would agree to do a love storyline with, so I had to use the little dork
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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Well, this ought to be interesting. Flipping my gold medal in my hand, I assume my thinking position and start to, well.........think. My usual position. I sit down, spread my legs a little, place my elbows on my knees and bow my head down, leaning slightly forward. I take in a deep breath and try to concentrate. You are asking me a serious question, and therefore I must choose my words wisely before I get some shoes thrown in my direction.
You laugh, trust me honey, I have had worse things than shoes thrown at me by her if I chose the wrong words. I got bruises to prove it to you, but then again she does kiss them to make them better. And then it happens, I see something flying towards my head. I close my eyes, praying to God that it isn't one of her heels. But wait, she isn't here. I grunt when I feel it hit my temple and open my eyes to realize it was John Cena's brass knucks.
He gave me that stare, telling me my kiss comment was an over share. Funny, coming from a guy saying things I wouldn't say when I was angry or at the point of death. But then I see Eddie and Rob start to snicker. Yeah, they just love gangbanging on me. Eddie who loves to make me run to the bathroom after making me eat too many burritos and Rob, the one that just keeps making me try to do this flippy thingies. I often wonder why he isn't either a ballerina dancer or just a surfer dude. Hell, he even could have been Crash in Finding Nemo. DUDE.
Anyway, let me resume my position and ignore these idiots while I try to answer your question. I start to smile at the mere thought of my beloved Stephanie. At the sound of her name, John immediately shut his mouth (surprise) and started to think as well. I could hear Eddie mumble some kind of prayer in Spanish and Rob just said DUDE and started to think. What was Stephanie her best trait? Oh, that is so simple, even John would know this answer. Luckily I duck when that smelly pump up shoe of his flies past my head.
Her best trait was her STRENGTH.
Yes, her strength. But not in the form of her body. Strength wasn't just in the form of muscles and big bodies. Stephanie had more inner strength that everybody in the WWE combined. She was strong and independent, and that she has showed us through out the last years she spent in the WWE.
At first glance, when she just entered the then WWF, you would have thought she was a shy little catholic girl. So sweet and innocent, her big brown eyes lighting up at everything around them. Her plaid skirts and long sleeve shirts made me wonder if she was planning on becoming a nun. She was so innocent that the UNDERTAKER wanted to use her as a sacrifice. Then she got involved with Andrew a.k.a. Test. John laughed, saying she really must have had an inner devil to want to marry him.
And then it all happened. The master plan was revealed. She was married to Triple H. First we all thought Hunter drugged her, but after Armageddon in 1999, she made it VERY clear it was all on free will. The real Stephanie McMahon had been revealed. She was a little she-devil, manipulating everything to her advantage. And that brought her to the top. Who ever could have forgotten the whole McMahon-Helmsley era? I sure as hell haven't.
Now, even though they were great, of course they had their flaws. Their marriage wasn't exactly what I would call......um........what's a good word.......hmmmmm.....let me think. Normal Rob calls out. Ok, I started to laugh, but he was right. They did have an abnormal marriage. Then Eddie brings up that abnormal is an understatement. This couple aired more dirty laundry that a Laundromat did in a year! And then I got involved........
John's laughing suddenly died down at that statement. Yes, I got involved and I found out some secrets that I wish would have kept hiding in the dark. Around Hunter, Stephanie was insecure, she felt small and she felt unworthy. I am not saying that Hunter mistreated her, but that is just how she felt. On camera she played a brave little bitch, yet behind the scenes she still looked like that innocent little girl that we nearly lost in that black wedding.
I think that the best thing that happened to Stephanie was when Hunter got injured. What? I sound bitter, well let me explain. The best thing for Stephanie was to break away from Hunter so she could be free to be herself. And break free she did. And she proved herself. Raging a war against her father, Stephanie did the most unlikely thing possible. She bought ECW. Honestly I still think it was a stupid choice, but nonetheless, she did it. She did it to prove her father wrong and somehow, I still believe she did it to prove to herself that she could do it. That she could do something great without Hunter.
And then ECW went KABLOOM Rob yelled, making a face. I slightly chuckle but then frown. I did somehow cause it ya know. I did turn my back on the alliance, I turned my back on her. Hey, this conversation was not supposed to go this way! I was supposed to be happy and joyous, and I know for sure that Stephanie is going to throw coffee pots now after she sees this. And then they do it again. I don't even know that Eddie threw at me, but he threw something! Oh, childish aren't they?
Ok, back to the matters at hand. My friendship with Stephanie grew, and all went well. Then Hunter came back, and she was back at his side. Things went downhill again and then the whole fake pregnancy fiasco. Oh, I will never forget the fury on her face that day. Yeah, now Eddie yells that she was looking like a tiger. Well she was roaring, so his statement was valid. God that was scary.
Honestly, I didn't think that we would be seeing Stephanie after that. But she proved me wrong yet again and came back as my boss, the general manager of Smackdown. God, I remember with anticipation as I listened to who would be my new boss. I think I was squeezing the hell out of Eddie's hand when her name was announced. And she made her best career choices in that time of her life. I envied her dedication to Smackdown when I watched her take on Eric Bischoff. BITCHOFF! John yelled, the man who so proudly showed shoved soap in a man's mouth.
That's when our friendship turned into a romance. After 3 minute warning attempted to hurt her, and thankfully we came down before they added more damage, I visited her in the hospital and she refused to stay down. For a woman who didn't usually take bumps, she was taking the pain very well. She held up to her bargain to do HLA if Billy and Chuck lost and yet she had a plan up her sleeve. Oh god, seeing her kiss Rikishi really made my stomach turn.
We kept our relationship a secret. The only people that knew were Shane McMahon, Dawn and Molly (Steph's best friends) and these 3 idiots here. I narrowly missed Eddie's title now passing my head. Not for the sake of people thinking she slept with employees, but she wanted to prove that she could do everything on her own without the so called support of a male wrestler boyfriend. Stephanie had told me that people like Eric wouldn't dare challenge her if they knew we were together, and right they were.
Deep down, I was proud she wanted to do it, but I almost blew everything when Vince came back. God, that time period was awful. I had to watch Stephanie get pummeled by The Big Show, the animal Brock Lesnar and the hairy beast A Train. All 4 of us simultaneously shudder at the thought of A Train. Yeah, I remember how many times I wanted to gag when I had to wrestler him. I hear Eddie get up and head to the bathroom. Oh dear, the thought of A Train made him sick. I hope he doesn't mess up the bathroom floor. So when I look back at everything, Stephanie has proven that she was strong. Through all the embarrassing moments, she has managed to come out on top. Oh great, John takes out his notepad, screaming the list of embarrassing things that has happened to my baby.
Shirt ripped off by Austin. The countless breasts jokes by Jerky and Rocky. The HLA regards by Biscoff. BITCHOFF he corrects himself. The countless times her father has verbally abused her. The wrestlers that have come after her. John his hand starts to get tired and he gives up.
So yes, Stephanie her best asset was her strength. Whether she was getting a beating from Sable, or trying not to let Jerky's comments get to her, she showed her strength and that was what made her the woman she was.
John feigned a sob and now I am ready to attack him for hitting me. PILLOW FIGHT!.
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Oh god, I love Dorky Kurt!
Steph.
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Stephanie McMahon/Kurt Angle
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: Honestly, I think that Kurt is the only guy Stephanie would agree to do a love storyline with, so I had to use the little dork
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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Well, this ought to be interesting. Flipping my gold medal in my hand, I assume my thinking position and start to, well.........think. My usual position. I sit down, spread my legs a little, place my elbows on my knees and bow my head down, leaning slightly forward. I take in a deep breath and try to concentrate. You are asking me a serious question, and therefore I must choose my words wisely before I get some shoes thrown in my direction.
You laugh, trust me honey, I have had worse things than shoes thrown at me by her if I chose the wrong words. I got bruises to prove it to you, but then again she does kiss them to make them better. And then it happens, I see something flying towards my head. I close my eyes, praying to God that it isn't one of her heels. But wait, she isn't here. I grunt when I feel it hit my temple and open my eyes to realize it was John Cena's brass knucks.
He gave me that stare, telling me my kiss comment was an over share. Funny, coming from a guy saying things I wouldn't say when I was angry or at the point of death. But then I see Eddie and Rob start to snicker. Yeah, they just love gangbanging on me. Eddie who loves to make me run to the bathroom after making me eat too many burritos and Rob, the one that just keeps making me try to do this flippy thingies. I often wonder why he isn't either a ballerina dancer or just a surfer dude. Hell, he even could have been Crash in Finding Nemo. DUDE.
Anyway, let me resume my position and ignore these idiots while I try to answer your question. I start to smile at the mere thought of my beloved Stephanie. At the sound of her name, John immediately shut his mouth (surprise) and started to think as well. I could hear Eddie mumble some kind of prayer in Spanish and Rob just said DUDE and started to think. What was Stephanie her best trait? Oh, that is so simple, even John would know this answer. Luckily I duck when that smelly pump up shoe of his flies past my head.
Her best trait was her STRENGTH.
Yes, her strength. But not in the form of her body. Strength wasn't just in the form of muscles and big bodies. Stephanie had more inner strength that everybody in the WWE combined. She was strong and independent, and that she has showed us through out the last years she spent in the WWE.
At first glance, when she just entered the then WWF, you would have thought she was a shy little catholic girl. So sweet and innocent, her big brown eyes lighting up at everything around them. Her plaid skirts and long sleeve shirts made me wonder if she was planning on becoming a nun. She was so innocent that the UNDERTAKER wanted to use her as a sacrifice. Then she got involved with Andrew a.k.a. Test. John laughed, saying she really must have had an inner devil to want to marry him.
And then it all happened. The master plan was revealed. She was married to Triple H. First we all thought Hunter drugged her, but after Armageddon in 1999, she made it VERY clear it was all on free will. The real Stephanie McMahon had been revealed. She was a little she-devil, manipulating everything to her advantage. And that brought her to the top. Who ever could have forgotten the whole McMahon-Helmsley era? I sure as hell haven't.
Now, even though they were great, of course they had their flaws. Their marriage wasn't exactly what I would call......um........what's a good word.......hmmmmm.....let me think. Normal Rob calls out. Ok, I started to laugh, but he was right. They did have an abnormal marriage. Then Eddie brings up that abnormal is an understatement. This couple aired more dirty laundry that a Laundromat did in a year! And then I got involved........
John's laughing suddenly died down at that statement. Yes, I got involved and I found out some secrets that I wish would have kept hiding in the dark. Around Hunter, Stephanie was insecure, she felt small and she felt unworthy. I am not saying that Hunter mistreated her, but that is just how she felt. On camera she played a brave little bitch, yet behind the scenes she still looked like that innocent little girl that we nearly lost in that black wedding.
I think that the best thing that happened to Stephanie was when Hunter got injured. What? I sound bitter, well let me explain. The best thing for Stephanie was to break away from Hunter so she could be free to be herself. And break free she did. And she proved herself. Raging a war against her father, Stephanie did the most unlikely thing possible. She bought ECW. Honestly I still think it was a stupid choice, but nonetheless, she did it. She did it to prove her father wrong and somehow, I still believe she did it to prove to herself that she could do it. That she could do something great without Hunter.
And then ECW went KABLOOM Rob yelled, making a face. I slightly chuckle but then frown. I did somehow cause it ya know. I did turn my back on the alliance, I turned my back on her. Hey, this conversation was not supposed to go this way! I was supposed to be happy and joyous, and I know for sure that Stephanie is going to throw coffee pots now after she sees this. And then they do it again. I don't even know that Eddie threw at me, but he threw something! Oh, childish aren't they?
Ok, back to the matters at hand. My friendship with Stephanie grew, and all went well. Then Hunter came back, and she was back at his side. Things went downhill again and then the whole fake pregnancy fiasco. Oh, I will never forget the fury on her face that day. Yeah, now Eddie yells that she was looking like a tiger. Well she was roaring, so his statement was valid. God that was scary.
Honestly, I didn't think that we would be seeing Stephanie after that. But she proved me wrong yet again and came back as my boss, the general manager of Smackdown. God, I remember with anticipation as I listened to who would be my new boss. I think I was squeezing the hell out of Eddie's hand when her name was announced. And she made her best career choices in that time of her life. I envied her dedication to Smackdown when I watched her take on Eric Bischoff. BITCHOFF! John yelled, the man who so proudly showed shoved soap in a man's mouth.
That's when our friendship turned into a romance. After 3 minute warning attempted to hurt her, and thankfully we came down before they added more damage, I visited her in the hospital and she refused to stay down. For a woman who didn't usually take bumps, she was taking the pain very well. She held up to her bargain to do HLA if Billy and Chuck lost and yet she had a plan up her sleeve. Oh god, seeing her kiss Rikishi really made my stomach turn.
We kept our relationship a secret. The only people that knew were Shane McMahon, Dawn and Molly (Steph's best friends) and these 3 idiots here. I narrowly missed Eddie's title now passing my head. Not for the sake of people thinking she slept with employees, but she wanted to prove that she could do everything on her own without the so called support of a male wrestler boyfriend. Stephanie had told me that people like Eric wouldn't dare challenge her if they knew we were together, and right they were.
Deep down, I was proud she wanted to do it, but I almost blew everything when Vince came back. God, that time period was awful. I had to watch Stephanie get pummeled by The Big Show, the animal Brock Lesnar and the hairy beast A Train. All 4 of us simultaneously shudder at the thought of A Train. Yeah, I remember how many times I wanted to gag when I had to wrestler him. I hear Eddie get up and head to the bathroom. Oh dear, the thought of A Train made him sick. I hope he doesn't mess up the bathroom floor. So when I look back at everything, Stephanie has proven that she was strong. Through all the embarrassing moments, she has managed to come out on top. Oh great, John takes out his notepad, screaming the list of embarrassing things that has happened to my baby.
Shirt ripped off by Austin. The countless breasts jokes by Jerky and Rocky. The HLA regards by Biscoff. BITCHOFF he corrects himself. The countless times her father has verbally abused her. The wrestlers that have come after her. John his hand starts to get tired and he gives up.
So yes, Stephanie her best asset was her strength. Whether she was getting a beating from Sable, or trying not to let Jerky's comments get to her, she showed her strength and that was what made her the woman she was.
John feigned a sob and now I am ready to attack him for hitting me. PILLOW FIGHT!.
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Oh god, I love Dorky Kurt!
Steph.