AN: 5 people want an update for the sitcom we know as full house...so I made up one specific poem all about Jesse!! Expect one for each character in the near future!!!

I don't own Jesse or his hair

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Jessie Katsopolis, oh what a guy,

He likes a lot of things, and will always say "hi!"

Jesse is skeptical 'bout some things, provoke with great care,

He gets mad at anyone, that disrupts his hair!

When it comes to Elvis, he's obsessed, same with guitar and drums.

He has a wife, kids, a family, he no longer hangs out with bums.

A deejay, a musician, a musical writer too,

Is there anything master Jesse already can't do?

His father calls him Hermes, no one agrees,

They know Jesse is better, it's guaranteed to please.

Once an exterminator, never a thief,

Now almost famous, he has turned over a leaf.

People agree, Jesse's so cool!

So cool in fact, he makes his fans drool!

He may help Danny, and be crazed with his hair,

But for Michelle and his nieces, for them he's always there.