Title: That girl: A tribute to the DIVAS month
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Dawn Marie/Eddie Guerrero (My shipper pairing!)
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: For those who don't know, MILF means Mom I'd Like to Fuck that came from the movie American Pie.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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Hola Vato! What is it that you want? You want me to talk about my girl Dawn Marie? No problemo Esse! I love to talk about Dawn. I can spend hours and hours talking about this lovely angel. Let's get started man, but let me warn you, once I get started I cant shut up. Ok, ok, where should we start? Dropping myself on the couch I start to get comfortable. We are gonna be here for a while holmes.
Ok, so let's begin. Take a seat, lean back, have a drink, maybe a little cigar. Here, I got the lighter. We shall discuss this as familia. Hey hey hey man, this is Latino love, not the mafia! Anyway, ok, let me stop jabbering and begin. I assume by position and start to think. Gee.....ok. well....umm. What do I say now? I turn to look at my friends and see John, Kurt and Rey Rey snickering. I guess I should be laughing too. With them I cant seem to shut up about her, and now I cant think of anything to say.
Ok, you say you want a description about her best asset. Well ok, I have a target now. Slipping my WWE Championship off my shoulder and placing it beside me, I start to ponder on what to say. I snicker when I hear Kurt saying that that belt never left Triple H's shoulder. That must have annoyed Stephanie. That's why I am happy that she is with Kurt now, because an annoyed Stephanie is a pissed off Stephanie, and a pissed off Stephanie equals pain for all of us on Smackdown.
John comes stumbling over, hunching his back and looking like a hobbit. He picks up my title and does his Triple H imitation. My own, my love, my precious he squeaks in his Gollum voice. Rey and Kurt start cracking up and I cant help but snort. John always was funny. What wonderful friends I have eh?
You know, I really can't give you one answer. Maybe If I go down a list of her best traits, then I can maybe pinpoint one choice. Let's see. I love her, I dont doubt that. I love her smile, I love her energy. I love the way she runs to check on the divas if they got hurt in a match. I love the way she would lecture some of the girls for either considering going on dates with people like cough cough Steiner cough cough or dressing waaaaaaay to clad on freezing winter days. I love the way she would make sure I get all my vitamins and minerals before every show and the way she would sing me to sleep when I had insomnia.
Kurt smiles and says he loves it when she makes sure he has a carton of milk and Rey says he cant thank her enough for massaging the kinks out of him after all those hard fought matches. I look at John to see what he has to add, but he is still all wrapped up in my title. My precious he croaked, stroking my title as if it was a cat. Kurt and Rey fall into another laughing spasm.
So wait, oh I got it! Dawn her best asset was her motherly nature. I could hear Kurt sigh so I guess he agrees with me. Rey starts to laugh and he points at my hair. Ah yes, my hair. As I run a hand through my now short hair, I smirk then I think about the mullet I was once rocking. Dawn made me cut it off, saying it was way too messy and sloppy. And I have to agree, and I am not complaining that it is gone.
So yes, Dawn was like a mother to all of us. Ok wait no, she wasn't exactly like a mother to me because I think I would be just plain gross to do the things I do to Dawn to my mother. I immediately duck my head, knowing all too well that one of the idiots would throw something at me for making that comment. And sure enough, they throw my own title at me. I turn to see John with his hands on his hips, an appalled look on his face. And then he says he loves it when Dawn curses me for having a dirty mouth. Yeah, look who's talking.
But still, I am not changing my decision. Dawn was like a mother to all of us on Smackdown. Sable was the mom in the cooking department and Stephanie was the mom when you were bad and needed to be scolded. But Dawn was an overall mother, and she was perfect for the role. John laughed and called Dawn a MILF. Myself and Rey Rey laugh, but poor Kurtsy had no idea what we meant. So Rey explains him what it meant and Kurt's face turned soar. He mumbled something about degrading mothers and left the room.
You know, at first I wouldn't even consider Dawn to be like that. I'll admit when she first came to Smackdown I thought her a bitch. First going after Vince like most divas and then Al Wilson. I could hear John gag at the thought of Al. Poor guy, died of an erection. Well wouldn't you if you had a hot mamacita like that in your bed?!? Yet John is growing nauseas at the thought. He quickly bolted out of the room, Rey in hot pursuit.
But then I got to know her. The only reason why she was so slutty towards Vince was because Vince would not take her legal advice if she didn't throw herself at him. Good thing too, cz if Vince didn't listen, he probably would have been bankrupt now.
I think that due to the fact that we hardly have divas on SD that Dawn took on this role as the "Mother". With Sable too busy beating up on Torrie, Dawn needed to make sure all of us guys were groomed and fed. Laugh all you want, but that is how she did it. She made sure the WHOLE roster was checked, did the paperwork for Paul and Stephanie and still entertained the fans.
Do you honestly think that Nidia could do her own make up or that Sable would know for how many people to cook? Hell no Esse, Dawn was there to order everything right.
I often wake up in the middle of the night and Dawn was not asleep. She was either on the phone with the hospital if someone got hurt or trying to figure out how to solve their problems. Around the arena she would run to make sure our gear was ready and she took pride in giving advice.
So yeah, before I ramble too much, her best asset was her motherly demeanor. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta make sure Kurt and John don't hurl too much.
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The shipper has struck!
Steffie
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Dawn Marie/Eddie Guerrero (My shipper pairing!)
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: For those who don't know, MILF means Mom I'd Like to Fuck that came from the movie American Pie.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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Hola Vato! What is it that you want? You want me to talk about my girl Dawn Marie? No problemo Esse! I love to talk about Dawn. I can spend hours and hours talking about this lovely angel. Let's get started man, but let me warn you, once I get started I cant shut up. Ok, ok, where should we start? Dropping myself on the couch I start to get comfortable. We are gonna be here for a while holmes.
Ok, so let's begin. Take a seat, lean back, have a drink, maybe a little cigar. Here, I got the lighter. We shall discuss this as familia. Hey hey hey man, this is Latino love, not the mafia! Anyway, ok, let me stop jabbering and begin. I assume by position and start to think. Gee.....ok. well....umm. What do I say now? I turn to look at my friends and see John, Kurt and Rey Rey snickering. I guess I should be laughing too. With them I cant seem to shut up about her, and now I cant think of anything to say.
Ok, you say you want a description about her best asset. Well ok, I have a target now. Slipping my WWE Championship off my shoulder and placing it beside me, I start to ponder on what to say. I snicker when I hear Kurt saying that that belt never left Triple H's shoulder. That must have annoyed Stephanie. That's why I am happy that she is with Kurt now, because an annoyed Stephanie is a pissed off Stephanie, and a pissed off Stephanie equals pain for all of us on Smackdown.
John comes stumbling over, hunching his back and looking like a hobbit. He picks up my title and does his Triple H imitation. My own, my love, my precious he squeaks in his Gollum voice. Rey and Kurt start cracking up and I cant help but snort. John always was funny. What wonderful friends I have eh?
You know, I really can't give you one answer. Maybe If I go down a list of her best traits, then I can maybe pinpoint one choice. Let's see. I love her, I dont doubt that. I love her smile, I love her energy. I love the way she runs to check on the divas if they got hurt in a match. I love the way she would lecture some of the girls for either considering going on dates with people like cough cough Steiner cough cough or dressing waaaaaaay to clad on freezing winter days. I love the way she would make sure I get all my vitamins and minerals before every show and the way she would sing me to sleep when I had insomnia.
Kurt smiles and says he loves it when she makes sure he has a carton of milk and Rey says he cant thank her enough for massaging the kinks out of him after all those hard fought matches. I look at John to see what he has to add, but he is still all wrapped up in my title. My precious he croaked, stroking my title as if it was a cat. Kurt and Rey fall into another laughing spasm.
So wait, oh I got it! Dawn her best asset was her motherly nature. I could hear Kurt sigh so I guess he agrees with me. Rey starts to laugh and he points at my hair. Ah yes, my hair. As I run a hand through my now short hair, I smirk then I think about the mullet I was once rocking. Dawn made me cut it off, saying it was way too messy and sloppy. And I have to agree, and I am not complaining that it is gone.
So yes, Dawn was like a mother to all of us. Ok wait no, she wasn't exactly like a mother to me because I think I would be just plain gross to do the things I do to Dawn to my mother. I immediately duck my head, knowing all too well that one of the idiots would throw something at me for making that comment. And sure enough, they throw my own title at me. I turn to see John with his hands on his hips, an appalled look on his face. And then he says he loves it when Dawn curses me for having a dirty mouth. Yeah, look who's talking.
But still, I am not changing my decision. Dawn was like a mother to all of us on Smackdown. Sable was the mom in the cooking department and Stephanie was the mom when you were bad and needed to be scolded. But Dawn was an overall mother, and she was perfect for the role. John laughed and called Dawn a MILF. Myself and Rey Rey laugh, but poor Kurtsy had no idea what we meant. So Rey explains him what it meant and Kurt's face turned soar. He mumbled something about degrading mothers and left the room.
You know, at first I wouldn't even consider Dawn to be like that. I'll admit when she first came to Smackdown I thought her a bitch. First going after Vince like most divas and then Al Wilson. I could hear John gag at the thought of Al. Poor guy, died of an erection. Well wouldn't you if you had a hot mamacita like that in your bed?!? Yet John is growing nauseas at the thought. He quickly bolted out of the room, Rey in hot pursuit.
But then I got to know her. The only reason why she was so slutty towards Vince was because Vince would not take her legal advice if she didn't throw herself at him. Good thing too, cz if Vince didn't listen, he probably would have been bankrupt now.
I think that due to the fact that we hardly have divas on SD that Dawn took on this role as the "Mother". With Sable too busy beating up on Torrie, Dawn needed to make sure all of us guys were groomed and fed. Laugh all you want, but that is how she did it. She made sure the WHOLE roster was checked, did the paperwork for Paul and Stephanie and still entertained the fans.
Do you honestly think that Nidia could do her own make up or that Sable would know for how many people to cook? Hell no Esse, Dawn was there to order everything right.
I often wake up in the middle of the night and Dawn was not asleep. She was either on the phone with the hospital if someone got hurt or trying to figure out how to solve their problems. Around the arena she would run to make sure our gear was ready and she took pride in giving advice.
So yeah, before I ramble too much, her best asset was her motherly demeanor. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta make sure Kurt and John don't hurl too much.
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The shipper has struck!
Steffie