Title: That girl: A tribute to the DIVAS month
Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Ivory/John Cena
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: All thanks to Crista I chose this pairing
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!!! So it finally comes down to me hey? After bashing on Eddie and Kurt when they were in this position, it's finally my turn. Luckily I am in this room alone, or else Kurtsy boy and Latino freak would probably throw things at me like I did to them. But they deserved it man, talking all fluffy and mushy gushy and shit.
That's what I like about my girl Ivory. Ive was never that much into the cuddling and the snuggling, in fact I think she hated that kinda shit. I remember when she wanted to beat Stacy up for jumping around screaming how she was in heaven because Randy told her he loved her. Ivory can get pretty ticked off if opportunity presented itself and she wouldn't hesitate to hit you if you thought it was necessary. Trust me, I speak from experience.
Ouch, yeah I remember that day. I told her for a joke that she was snuggly soft and she beat me for talking such crap. But I knew it would have pissed her off, and that's exactly why I did. Laughing, I think on what Eddie and Kurt would have said if they were here. Kurtsy dear would have probably put his hands on his hips and berate me like he was my mother. Thank god he wasn't, my mom would never be that ugly. And my boy Eddie would just have laughed.
Eddie also knew what Ivory was like, so he would have told me I knew exactly what I have been getting myself into. Ok great, hear come the 2 dumbos. DUCK! I know they will throw something. Jumping over the headrest, I jump behind the couch for cover. Then Kurt starts to quack. Rolling my eyes, I hear Eddie start to cackle and Kurt seems confused.
Its all right Commando Eddie calls out. I peek my eyes over the couch to make sure the coast is clear. And it happens. Before I knew it, Kurt's cheap medals hit my temple. Both of them laugh hysterically, but yeah I had it coming to me I guess. I'm just glad Kurt didn't throw his thong.
ANYWAYS, you guys just let me think on MY answer. Dammit, no matter what I say Ive will kill me anyway. Ok, what do I do now? Assume Kurt's gay position? Come on man, I don't want to watch my own crotch! Odd......Kurt doesn't throw anything at me. I look at him and my eyes widen. Oh god, Ivory, Stephanie and Dawn are here. MOMMY I cry, I know now I will get a beating.
Ok, no more jokes, let me get serious. Kurt and Eddie laugh as they watch me squirm. Ok, it is fairly simply. I could just feel Dawn and Stephanie smirk. But I have to do this. Deep breaths man.
Ivory her best feature was her maturity.
Immediately I cover my head, expecting something to be thrown my way. But it never came. Opening my eyes, I see Ivory smiling and she tells me to elaborate. Ok, I'm safe for now, but I wonder how long that will last after I am finished.
I love the fact that Ivory was different from all of the other divas. No disrespect to the other divas, but most of them were way too girly for my taste. The make up fixing, hair flipping, giggling machines were driving me nuts. Therefore when I came to Smackdown, I immediately fell for Dawn. Dawn could be heard snickering as she remembered that day.
But of course I had no luck because of Eddie and then naturally I fell for Stephanie. Strong and independent and everything a woman SHOULD be. But Kurt, yeah man, you were lucky. One day my boy Christian called me and asked me, Eddie and Kurt to come celebrate Ric Flair's birthday on Raw and we came. Having more women, I fell on a couple of them. Not many, but more than on Smackdown.
Molly caught my attention when she stripped off her shirt to fix Christian's car when it had a flat tire, and Victoria was so freaky it was arousing. But Ivory stood out, and I knew, as corny as it sounds, that she was my pick. I wanted to ask her out, but before I could, she came up to me, called me cute and asked me out. Do you honestly think I was going to refuse?
And on our first date, yes we had sex. Hey Kurt, don't give me that look ok! I'm not saying Ivory was a slut, but she was forward and dead serious, and I loved it. No giggling and hair twirling waiting for me to kiss her. She just said she had fun and SHE kissed ME! And she plainly asked if I wanted to come inside, I did and we slept together. No games, no leading on, just straight to the point. When I woke up the next morning she smiled at me and said she had fun. She said it was up to me if it was a one-night- stand or if it would continue.
I lay there and thought to myself, which other woman on earth would ever give me that choice? She was so mature about the situation. She wasn't going to give me the deadly glare or make sure her friends beat me up if I chose the one-night stand, and she wasn't going to make me a lap puppy if I stayed with her.
In the course of our relationship, I experienced some things with Ivory that I think I will never experience with any other woman. Look I'm a guy, and if a girl flirts with me, I will flirt back. Ivory stopped me and gave me tips on how to flirt! Do you think that Stacy or Lita would allow me to do that? I think not, no pretty boy, I highly doubt it.
Now I am not calling Ivory easy, or that we were just fuck buddies, but we had a comfortable relationship. I know she wouldn't like it if I had sex with another women, but she didn't trap me in a world with only her in it. She always told me it was unhealthy for a man to keep his eyes on only one woman, therefore she gave me permission to look but not touch. Fair enough right.
Now I was never her lap dog or her tail, but Ivory was perfect. It was her antics that stuck to me and made me realize how wonderful she was. If I had a match and ended up in pain, she wouldn't fuss over me and start yelling at other people. She would sit me down, give me a massage and tell me straight out what I did wrong, what I did right and how I could be better.
She never questioned me if I came home late and she never questioned me when I suddenly saved Torrie from Dupree. She never made me tell her exactly where I was, where I am going and what I did and with who. She gave me my space, she gave me my freedom and she gave me choices. She wouldn't run around screaming I was with her, she wouldn't beat up other divas if they said I was cute and she wouldn't bitch when I would smirk at the pictures in the divas magazines.
With Dawn being my best friend, I explained how Ivory was and asked her about her opinion. And she gave me the best answer. Ivory was REAL and that made me want her even more.
There, I said what I had to say. Taking a deep breath and turn to see Kurt with Stephanie on his lap, And Dawn on Eddie's lap. And Ivory is smiling. She comes to me, bends down and kisses me softly and sad she loved me. Ah yes, I don't die tonight!
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Author: Steffie
Rating: PG to PG 13 (maybe just some language)
Characters: All present divas and some past divas
This chapter pairing: Ivory/John Cena
Summary: A series explaining the best feature about the fabulous divas in the WWE today.
Note: Each chapter will be in the POV of a male wrestler, and he will explain what makes the chosen diva so special. Some chapters I will make the pairing clear, some will be a surprise till the end.
Note 2: All thanks to Crista I chose this pairing
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.
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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!!! So it finally comes down to me hey? After bashing on Eddie and Kurt when they were in this position, it's finally my turn. Luckily I am in this room alone, or else Kurtsy boy and Latino freak would probably throw things at me like I did to them. But they deserved it man, talking all fluffy and mushy gushy and shit.
That's what I like about my girl Ivory. Ive was never that much into the cuddling and the snuggling, in fact I think she hated that kinda shit. I remember when she wanted to beat Stacy up for jumping around screaming how she was in heaven because Randy told her he loved her. Ivory can get pretty ticked off if opportunity presented itself and she wouldn't hesitate to hit you if you thought it was necessary. Trust me, I speak from experience.
Ouch, yeah I remember that day. I told her for a joke that she was snuggly soft and she beat me for talking such crap. But I knew it would have pissed her off, and that's exactly why I did. Laughing, I think on what Eddie and Kurt would have said if they were here. Kurtsy dear would have probably put his hands on his hips and berate me like he was my mother. Thank god he wasn't, my mom would never be that ugly. And my boy Eddie would just have laughed.
Eddie also knew what Ivory was like, so he would have told me I knew exactly what I have been getting myself into. Ok great, hear come the 2 dumbos. DUCK! I know they will throw something. Jumping over the headrest, I jump behind the couch for cover. Then Kurt starts to quack. Rolling my eyes, I hear Eddie start to cackle and Kurt seems confused.
Its all right Commando Eddie calls out. I peek my eyes over the couch to make sure the coast is clear. And it happens. Before I knew it, Kurt's cheap medals hit my temple. Both of them laugh hysterically, but yeah I had it coming to me I guess. I'm just glad Kurt didn't throw his thong.
ANYWAYS, you guys just let me think on MY answer. Dammit, no matter what I say Ive will kill me anyway. Ok, what do I do now? Assume Kurt's gay position? Come on man, I don't want to watch my own crotch! Odd......Kurt doesn't throw anything at me. I look at him and my eyes widen. Oh god, Ivory, Stephanie and Dawn are here. MOMMY I cry, I know now I will get a beating.
Ok, no more jokes, let me get serious. Kurt and Eddie laugh as they watch me squirm. Ok, it is fairly simply. I could just feel Dawn and Stephanie smirk. But I have to do this. Deep breaths man.
Ivory her best feature was her maturity.
Immediately I cover my head, expecting something to be thrown my way. But it never came. Opening my eyes, I see Ivory smiling and she tells me to elaborate. Ok, I'm safe for now, but I wonder how long that will last after I am finished.
I love the fact that Ivory was different from all of the other divas. No disrespect to the other divas, but most of them were way too girly for my taste. The make up fixing, hair flipping, giggling machines were driving me nuts. Therefore when I came to Smackdown, I immediately fell for Dawn. Dawn could be heard snickering as she remembered that day.
But of course I had no luck because of Eddie and then naturally I fell for Stephanie. Strong and independent and everything a woman SHOULD be. But Kurt, yeah man, you were lucky. One day my boy Christian called me and asked me, Eddie and Kurt to come celebrate Ric Flair's birthday on Raw and we came. Having more women, I fell on a couple of them. Not many, but more than on Smackdown.
Molly caught my attention when she stripped off her shirt to fix Christian's car when it had a flat tire, and Victoria was so freaky it was arousing. But Ivory stood out, and I knew, as corny as it sounds, that she was my pick. I wanted to ask her out, but before I could, she came up to me, called me cute and asked me out. Do you honestly think I was going to refuse?
And on our first date, yes we had sex. Hey Kurt, don't give me that look ok! I'm not saying Ivory was a slut, but she was forward and dead serious, and I loved it. No giggling and hair twirling waiting for me to kiss her. She just said she had fun and SHE kissed ME! And she plainly asked if I wanted to come inside, I did and we slept together. No games, no leading on, just straight to the point. When I woke up the next morning she smiled at me and said she had fun. She said it was up to me if it was a one-night- stand or if it would continue.
I lay there and thought to myself, which other woman on earth would ever give me that choice? She was so mature about the situation. She wasn't going to give me the deadly glare or make sure her friends beat me up if I chose the one-night stand, and she wasn't going to make me a lap puppy if I stayed with her.
In the course of our relationship, I experienced some things with Ivory that I think I will never experience with any other woman. Look I'm a guy, and if a girl flirts with me, I will flirt back. Ivory stopped me and gave me tips on how to flirt! Do you think that Stacy or Lita would allow me to do that? I think not, no pretty boy, I highly doubt it.
Now I am not calling Ivory easy, or that we were just fuck buddies, but we had a comfortable relationship. I know she wouldn't like it if I had sex with another women, but she didn't trap me in a world with only her in it. She always told me it was unhealthy for a man to keep his eyes on only one woman, therefore she gave me permission to look but not touch. Fair enough right.
Now I was never her lap dog or her tail, but Ivory was perfect. It was her antics that stuck to me and made me realize how wonderful she was. If I had a match and ended up in pain, she wouldn't fuss over me and start yelling at other people. She would sit me down, give me a massage and tell me straight out what I did wrong, what I did right and how I could be better.
She never questioned me if I came home late and she never questioned me when I suddenly saved Torrie from Dupree. She never made me tell her exactly where I was, where I am going and what I did and with who. She gave me my space, she gave me my freedom and she gave me choices. She wouldn't run around screaming I was with her, she wouldn't beat up other divas if they said I was cute and she wouldn't bitch when I would smirk at the pictures in the divas magazines.
With Dawn being my best friend, I explained how Ivory was and asked her about her opinion. And she gave me the best answer. Ivory was REAL and that made me want her even more.
There, I said what I had to say. Taking a deep breath and turn to see Kurt with Stephanie on his lap, And Dawn on Eddie's lap. And Ivory is smiling. She comes to me, bends down and kisses me softly and sad she loved me. Ah yes, I don't die tonight!
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