After they figured out a name for their band, the Fellowship decided to
start writing some songs. Everyone was arguing about what to write, so
Elrond stood up and made an announcement.
"Ladies," he said looking towards Legolas, ".and gentlemen, and all those of the thirrrrrrd kind."
At that, Gollum stood up and did a happy dance because for once, someone had finally included him.
".I think we should each wrrrrrrrite our own song, and then perrrrrrrforrrrrrrrm it at ourrrrrrrr upcoming show. It is to be held at the Holidae In."
Gimli stood up and asked, "Can we sip on some hen'?"
Elrond answered, "umm. surrrrrre thing Gimli son of Gloin. And do you have any ideas forrrr the song you will be singing at our concerrrt?"
"I sure do," Gimli replied. Then he started to warm up his voice. "Mimimimimi"
(to the tune of Once Upon A December by Aaliyah)
Nancing elves Wraiths on wings Things I almost remember And a ring Frodo bears In the Halls of Moria
Someone tosses me across a gap Horses prance down the hill Elves dancing gracefully Across my memory.
Far away, long ago Glowing dim as an ember Halls of stone, meat off the bone Roaring fires and malt beer
Repeat song
Halls of stone, meat off the bone In the Halls of Moria
***
Legolas stood up and started clapping, a long drawn out clap. Everyone looked at him and saw that he had tears in his eyes. He announced, "That was beautiful, just beautiful!"
Boromir felt that he should say something because Legolas was starting to embarrass him. So decided to say, "um. Gimli, that was um.very. errr. good."
Gimli replied, "Jolly good, jolly good." And everyone looked at him as if he were one giant queer. He felt that these intense stares should have been directed towards Legolas.
***
So after Gimli's display of mad throat skill, the Fellowship sat down to map out the rest of the concert. All the intense whispering in a tight packed huddle was starting to make Harry, Ron, and Hermione feel uncomfortable.
All of a sudden, Legolas popped his head out of the huddle and said, "a diversion?"
Hermione peered at him, and said to herself, "If only the oliphant had stomped him before his gravity defying gayness.
Legolas went back into the huddle until the secret meeting came to a close.
"The show starts in twenty minutes," Elrond announced.
Everyone hopped onto their horses and rode off to the Holiday Inn. Aragorn was having trouble with Brego. His horse was growing restless. While he was trying to tame his steed, Harry, Ron, and Hermione apparated to the Holiday Inn. If they had rims, they would still be spinnin.
***
Upon arriving to the Inn of Holidays, Harry, Hermione, and Ron see it expertly decorated. All around the windows were life size pictures of the Fellowship. Ron thought it was strange to see a huge picture of Legolas wearing a powder blue shiny dress and a tiara. Hermione thought he looked pretty.
On the ceiling fake gold rings were strung from fake gold chains. Oddly enough, Gollum kept trying to climb the walls muttering something that sounded quite like, "MY PRECIOUS."
All of a sudden the lights clicked off, and a spot light turned on and shined on the members.of the band. *Boom* *Boom* the music started pounding and the fans started to become restless.just like the horses.
"Ladies," he said looking towards Legolas, ".and gentlemen, and all those of the thirrrrrrd kind."
At that, Gollum stood up and did a happy dance because for once, someone had finally included him.
".I think we should each wrrrrrrrite our own song, and then perrrrrrrforrrrrrrrm it at ourrrrrrrr upcoming show. It is to be held at the Holidae In."
Gimli stood up and asked, "Can we sip on some hen'?"
Elrond answered, "umm. surrrrrre thing Gimli son of Gloin. And do you have any ideas forrrr the song you will be singing at our concerrrt?"
"I sure do," Gimli replied. Then he started to warm up his voice. "Mimimimimi"
(to the tune of Once Upon A December by Aaliyah)
Nancing elves Wraiths on wings Things I almost remember And a ring Frodo bears In the Halls of Moria
Someone tosses me across a gap Horses prance down the hill Elves dancing gracefully Across my memory.
Far away, long ago Glowing dim as an ember Halls of stone, meat off the bone Roaring fires and malt beer
Repeat song
Halls of stone, meat off the bone In the Halls of Moria
***
Legolas stood up and started clapping, a long drawn out clap. Everyone looked at him and saw that he had tears in his eyes. He announced, "That was beautiful, just beautiful!"
Boromir felt that he should say something because Legolas was starting to embarrass him. So decided to say, "um. Gimli, that was um.very. errr. good."
Gimli replied, "Jolly good, jolly good." And everyone looked at him as if he were one giant queer. He felt that these intense stares should have been directed towards Legolas.
***
So after Gimli's display of mad throat skill, the Fellowship sat down to map out the rest of the concert. All the intense whispering in a tight packed huddle was starting to make Harry, Ron, and Hermione feel uncomfortable.
All of a sudden, Legolas popped his head out of the huddle and said, "a diversion?"
Hermione peered at him, and said to herself, "If only the oliphant had stomped him before his gravity defying gayness.
Legolas went back into the huddle until the secret meeting came to a close.
"The show starts in twenty minutes," Elrond announced.
Everyone hopped onto their horses and rode off to the Holiday Inn. Aragorn was having trouble with Brego. His horse was growing restless. While he was trying to tame his steed, Harry, Ron, and Hermione apparated to the Holiday Inn. If they had rims, they would still be spinnin.
***
Upon arriving to the Inn of Holidays, Harry, Hermione, and Ron see it expertly decorated. All around the windows were life size pictures of the Fellowship. Ron thought it was strange to see a huge picture of Legolas wearing a powder blue shiny dress and a tiara. Hermione thought he looked pretty.
On the ceiling fake gold rings were strung from fake gold chains. Oddly enough, Gollum kept trying to climb the walls muttering something that sounded quite like, "MY PRECIOUS."
All of a sudden the lights clicked off, and a spot light turned on and shined on the members.of the band. *Boom* *Boom* the music started pounding and the fans started to become restless.just like the horses.