After the show it's the after party.

So The Fellowship and friends were congregated around Mr. Cuervo until all of a sudden Gamling burst in. He ran in straight to Theoden King and starts to tell his story.

"Elves call me up sayin it's a hotel party. Just bring the ale, there's already 8 shortys (hobbits). I'm on my way, let me stop by the store, let me get a 12 pack of pints and an ounce of Old Toby, ya know?

Now im on the Paths of the Dead to the natural Brandywine Bridge road..."

"Wait," interupted Theoden. "How'd you get from the Paths of the Dead to the Shire within seconds?"

Gamling ignored him, and continued, "...pulled up, rims still spinnin..."

Then this time Legolas interrupted and asked, "Was the way shut?!"

Gamling was still going on, "...to room 490 its where I'm headed on my way up. It's three girls in the elevator like whats up? I told them follow me, they knew I had it crackin T. they said wont your be that boy who helped save Helms Deep? Yeah that's me Gam-a-ling."

Legolas sighed, "How butch."

All of a sudden Gandalf entered and yelled, "STOP! DROP!"

*Kaboom*

A loud explosion ensued.

Saruman was angry for not being invited to the infamous after party. So he had decided to blow it up.

While Saruman was making this bomb, Wormtongue asked, "How can fire undo fabric and wood?"

Back at the Holiday Inn a horrible sight had befallen on Frodo's eyes. Legolas was rubbing on Gimli's nipples.

"Gasp!" Frodo gasped. "Legolas what are you doing?"

Legolas stood up and called everyone's attention, and proceeded to say, "I would like to take a minute to tell you all that I am gay."