Thanks to Shelli, this finally got posted because I forgot I was writing
this and she reminded me (
No one was really shocked at this, but decided this was about time for another party. So Elrond declared, "Well, I think we need a change of decorrrrations."
He looked over at Harry, Ron, Hermione, who nodded and said in unison 'gayo decorify.' And with that, the whole appearance of the room changed. Everything was sparkling and the main piece was a huge shining banner which read: Congratulations Legolas!
There was fun and games for everyone, and of course pints and pints of mean and "hen." After everyone was quite drunk, Legolas stood up on his chair and confessed his undying love for Gimli.
Gimli, feeling honored and quite cross-eyed from all the liquor, exclaimed, "Milady!"
Legolas shot him a menacing glance, and Gimli took back his statement and said, "I mean, my um, friend."
Everyone was pretty much to drunk to care, so Gimli stood up and yelled, " Lets play Hide The Helmet!!!"
The hobbits agreed while everyone else decided they would rather play "Pin the Tiara on the Queer."
By the end of the party, everyone was stumbling around, all sporting ceremonial tiaras. Even Arwen had stayed for the festivities, but left in a rage after having an argument with her father about who looked better in their tiara.
The party was coming to a close, when Legolas and Gimli decided to share the news that they were getting engaged.
But by then, everyone was passed out either on the floor, under the table, or in a mad orgy.
A few days later, Back in Rivendell
Legolas was walking around Rivendell, still happy about the success of his party. But moments later his bubble was abruptly burst.
He heard odd noises and wondered into a room.
"Shriek!" Legolas shrieked, fdor there was Gimli in bed with Merry and Pippin.
Though, heartbroken, Legolas was pleased to find hobbits so bendy.
Later Legolas confronted the hobbits and only agreed to forgive under one condition.
A little while later Gandalf walked in and was shocked to see Pippin teaching Legolas how to do the 'Bend and Snap.'
Gandalf glared, "Fool of a Took."
Then he went ahead and started to whack him with his white shiny staff. Legolas was horrified and ran out of the room, straight into Aragorn.
Aragorn was miffed because Legolas caused him to drop his Swedish enlarger pump, his certificate for Swedish enlarger pump, and his lifetime warranty for his Swedish enlarger pump.
Legolas panicked and but the 'Bend and Snap' into motion, accidentally breaking Aragorn's nose.
For the next few hours, Legolas was in complete hysterics and was sulking around his room. Arwen burst into the room in a rage.
"Bitch! You broke my man's nose! You know he has a nose spray ad tomorrow."
Legolas, who was now utterly at breaking point, wailed, "I DIDN'T MEAN TO."
Arwen replied, "I DONT CARE! I BANISH YOU FROM ALL THE BEAUTY SALONS OF RIVENDELL!"
Legolas squealed, "BANISHÉD? BANISHÉD! HOW COULD I BE BANISHÉD!?"
Arwen just glared and stormed out of the room. Legolas said to himself, "Oh I am so going to bend and snap her ass. I am one hot little potato right now."
No one was really shocked at this, but decided this was about time for another party. So Elrond declared, "Well, I think we need a change of decorrrrations."
He looked over at Harry, Ron, Hermione, who nodded and said in unison 'gayo decorify.' And with that, the whole appearance of the room changed. Everything was sparkling and the main piece was a huge shining banner which read: Congratulations Legolas!
There was fun and games for everyone, and of course pints and pints of mean and "hen." After everyone was quite drunk, Legolas stood up on his chair and confessed his undying love for Gimli.
Gimli, feeling honored and quite cross-eyed from all the liquor, exclaimed, "Milady!"
Legolas shot him a menacing glance, and Gimli took back his statement and said, "I mean, my um, friend."
Everyone was pretty much to drunk to care, so Gimli stood up and yelled, " Lets play Hide The Helmet!!!"
The hobbits agreed while everyone else decided they would rather play "Pin the Tiara on the Queer."
By the end of the party, everyone was stumbling around, all sporting ceremonial tiaras. Even Arwen had stayed for the festivities, but left in a rage after having an argument with her father about who looked better in their tiara.
The party was coming to a close, when Legolas and Gimli decided to share the news that they were getting engaged.
But by then, everyone was passed out either on the floor, under the table, or in a mad orgy.
A few days later, Back in Rivendell
Legolas was walking around Rivendell, still happy about the success of his party. But moments later his bubble was abruptly burst.
He heard odd noises and wondered into a room.
"Shriek!" Legolas shrieked, fdor there was Gimli in bed with Merry and Pippin.
Though, heartbroken, Legolas was pleased to find hobbits so bendy.
Later Legolas confronted the hobbits and only agreed to forgive under one condition.
A little while later Gandalf walked in and was shocked to see Pippin teaching Legolas how to do the 'Bend and Snap.'
Gandalf glared, "Fool of a Took."
Then he went ahead and started to whack him with his white shiny staff. Legolas was horrified and ran out of the room, straight into Aragorn.
Aragorn was miffed because Legolas caused him to drop his Swedish enlarger pump, his certificate for Swedish enlarger pump, and his lifetime warranty for his Swedish enlarger pump.
Legolas panicked and but the 'Bend and Snap' into motion, accidentally breaking Aragorn's nose.
For the next few hours, Legolas was in complete hysterics and was sulking around his room. Arwen burst into the room in a rage.
"Bitch! You broke my man's nose! You know he has a nose spray ad tomorrow."
Legolas, who was now utterly at breaking point, wailed, "I DIDN'T MEAN TO."
Arwen replied, "I DONT CARE! I BANISH YOU FROM ALL THE BEAUTY SALONS OF RIVENDELL!"
Legolas squealed, "BANISHÉD? BANISHÉD! HOW COULD I BE BANISHÉD!?"
Arwen just glared and stormed out of the room. Legolas said to himself, "Oh I am so going to bend and snap her ass. I am one hot little potato right now."