Harry Potter Fear Factor
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Fear Factor. I am temporarily borrowing them for no profit but my own satisfaction, and lots of laughs. :) (If there IS a place really called The Pizza Palace, I don't own that, either)
Joe Rogan: Welcome back to the special Harry Potter Fear Factor! Unfortunately, no one got out on the last round due to… circumstances… so they are all back to face another fear and see if fear is a factor for them!
*Everone follows Joe to the next place.* It is a pizza palace, aptly named "The Pizza Palace."
Joe: Yes, a Pizza Palace, but not just any Pizza Palace, this is pizza Fear Factor style!
Ron: No spiders… no spiders…
Neville: I TOLD you I shouldn't have come here!
Trelawney: I see pizza…
Harry: Honestly, can we get her OUT of here?!?!
Joe: Each of you will have to eat a special pizza! You will get gumballs from that gumball machine, and match the color to the different pizzas on the color-coded menu. Each person will then get a pizza, and the three to eat it the fastest will go on. Anyone who can't eat their pizza is out! Okay, each person please get a gumball.
*Everyone goes up to the gumball machine and gets a gumball, then sits down to match it to their pizza on the menu*
Ron: *Holds blue gumball* Please no spiders, PLEASE no spiders! *Matches gumball to his pizza* NOOO!! SPIDERS!!! EEWW!!!
Ginny: *Giggles* That's one down…
Ron: Shut up.
Neville got worm pizza, Hermione got rotten egg, Harry got squid, Ginny got Super Duper Really Hot Chilli Pepper Pizza, and Trelawney got maggot pizza.
Joe: Okay, Ron is first up to eat his pizza. Aaaannndd… GO!
Ron: *Stares at pizza in disgust, ready to barf. He picks off a piece of the crust, and eats it. The spiders wiggle around* AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! I WILL NEVER EAT THAT!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PRIZE IS OR IF MY SISTER OR TRELAWNEY BEATS ME!!!! *Runs screaming into the bathroom to throw up*
Joe: Okay, I guess Ron is out. Well, that leaves five of you left! Who will eat their pizza, and who will LOSE?!?!?! Ahem. It is your turn, Professor Trelawney. GO!
Hermione: *Laughs* Well, I know she won't be able to do this!
Trelawney: Wanna bet? I see myself winning! *Grabs pizza, shoves it into her mouth, and eats the whole thing in about a minute's time*
Hermione: Whoah.
Ginny: Double whoah.
Joe: Well, it looks like she will be moving to the last round, unless someone else can beat her! Hermione's turn!
Hermione: Eww… *Tries to eat pizza, but after ten minutes, gives up (I could be more descriptive, but you know what they look like when that happens)*
Joe: *Makes Hermione do the 'Walk of Shame'* Ookay… Ginny's turn!
Ginny: Here goes nothing… *Looks at pizza apprehensively for a few seconds, then grabs it and shoves it into her mouth in a fashion similar to Trelawney* HA! SO THERE, RONALD WEASLEY! I! AM! BETTER! THAN- wait, where is Ron, anyway?
Joe: I'm not sure. Usually we make the LOSERS *coughs* do the walk of shame, but Ron never came back from the bathroom… Oh, well. *shrugs*
Move view to Ron, lying in a dumpster under a bathroom window of 'The Pizza Palace'.
Ron: Ow… Someone… Help…
Joe: Well, Ginny and Trelawney are both in, but we are still not sure whether Harry or Neville will be in! To make this more interesting, you will be eating as a race! GO!
Harry and Neville both grab their pizzas, and begin eating.
Harry: *coughs* Iiick… squid…
Neville: Eww… worms…
Harry: *Finally breaks down* THA'TS IT! IV'E HAD IT! DEMENTORS, VOLDEMORT (everyone shudders), EVIL TEACHERS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *Runs out of The Pizza Palace*
Neville: Yes! Finally I shall succeed in something! *Eats all of his pizza*
Joe: Congratulations! You will move onto the next round tomorrow!
Neville: Great! Can I throw up now?
Joe: As long as I don't have to watch.
A/N: I know I took FOREVER to update, but I was busy with other fics and school, and… yeah. Well, hope you enjoyed! PLEASE review! No, I COMMAND you to review my stories, or I will make you eat Fear Factor Pizza! MUAHAHAHA!!! Heh. If you have any ideas for the third chapter that you would like to share, please do. I currently don't know what I'm going to do for the third chapter, so ideas are welcome! ^_~