Star Wars Episode VI: The Great Ewok Wars
The story begins after the planet New Death Star was blown to pieces by Luke Skywalker and his beautiful wife Princess Leia. Now the Ewoks were angry that New Death Star was blown up, because their best friend Hand Solo, who was crowned King of the Ewoks, was had gotten dead in the exploding.
The Ewoks decided to bring forth war and harryment against the Rebble Alliance, who all lived together on Earth. Chief Chirping was the first to be angry.
"This is war!" say Chief Chirping, "We must build a starship and take to the heavens, that we might traverse the endless void toward that Rock of Evil, Earth, and reduce it to splinters!"
The crowd was going nuts now. Elder Gooey spoke next.
"War is beginning!" cried Gooey, "Luke Skywalker has set up us the bomb, and we must check the way!"
The crowd is getting noisy and really losing it now! Next, Elder Willow spoke.
"For the memory of Mad Martigan!" he cried, "Kill the devil Skywalker! Kill Queen Bavmorda!"
The crowd is on their feet, going crazy and chanting "Uf-good! Uf-good! Uf- good!"
After a long time (like, fifty years or whatever) the Ewoks built their space vessel. But it was too big! It got caught in the trees and could not fly! Chief Chirping was so mad now!
"This is the end for us!" he cried as he saw the flaming starship slowly fall back to the surface of the Ewok's Jungle Planet. "We have no chance to survive!"
"What you say!" screamed Gooey.
"Make your time!" Willow shouted to Chief Chirping, "We are on the way to destruction!"
The mammoth ship cascaded into the dense jungle and fire came out all over. Also, all the Ewoks that were driving the ship popped open and their guts and blood was everywheres.
Oh my God!
The story begins after the planet New Death Star was blown to pieces by Luke Skywalker and his beautiful wife Princess Leia. Now the Ewoks were angry that New Death Star was blown up, because their best friend Hand Solo, who was crowned King of the Ewoks, was had gotten dead in the exploding.
The Ewoks decided to bring forth war and harryment against the Rebble Alliance, who all lived together on Earth. Chief Chirping was the first to be angry.
"This is war!" say Chief Chirping, "We must build a starship and take to the heavens, that we might traverse the endless void toward that Rock of Evil, Earth, and reduce it to splinters!"
The crowd was going nuts now. Elder Gooey spoke next.
"War is beginning!" cried Gooey, "Luke Skywalker has set up us the bomb, and we must check the way!"
The crowd is getting noisy and really losing it now! Next, Elder Willow spoke.
"For the memory of Mad Martigan!" he cried, "Kill the devil Skywalker! Kill Queen Bavmorda!"
The crowd is on their feet, going crazy and chanting "Uf-good! Uf-good! Uf- good!"
After a long time (like, fifty years or whatever) the Ewoks built their space vessel. But it was too big! It got caught in the trees and could not fly! Chief Chirping was so mad now!
"This is the end for us!" he cried as he saw the flaming starship slowly fall back to the surface of the Ewok's Jungle Planet. "We have no chance to survive!"
"What you say!" screamed Gooey.
"Make your time!" Willow shouted to Chief Chirping, "We are on the way to destruction!"
The mammoth ship cascaded into the dense jungle and fire came out all over. Also, all the Ewoks that were driving the ship popped open and their guts and blood was everywheres.
Oh my God!