Note from the Author: Thanks for the reviews, keep 'em comin'!

***

JD and Terra decided to take a cab to work together, they would have been late otherwise. When They got to the hospital The other interns were all waiting in the cafeteria for them.

John: So how was drinks last night Terra?

Terra rubbed her eyes which were bloodshot from drinking the previous night.

Terra: It was fun last night but now it's come back to haunt me, how was your night?

John and Terrra made small talk while JD went to get his charts together, He ran into Dr. Cox on the way back.

Dr. Cox: So Josie, How you feeling? Hung over? Excellent, today is going to be way too much fun for me.

JD: Could you make fun of me a little quieter please?

JD had a pounding headache, he had already taken three tylenols but they didn't seem to be working as much as he would like.

Dr. Cox: I suppose you were a perfect gentleman last night too, so tell me, at what point did she pepper spray you?

JD: Hah hah hah, that's so funny, actually I think she might like me.

^^Well at least she should, if she doesn't like me then last night was just plain mean...^^

Dr. Cox: Ahh, poor little Josie, Did it ever occur to you that perhaps there might be something going on between John and Terra?

Dr. Cox pointed to John and Terra, John was tickling Terra and she looked like she liked it. JD's spirits were half-crushed.

^^Well... I tickle Elliotte sometimes... and we're just friends... Ofcourse she always smacks me afterwards... I better talk to Terra^^

JD: You know what? Either way I'd be glad to have her as a friend.

^^Liar...^^

Dr. Cox Smirked and patted JD on the back.

Dr. Cox: You tell yourself whatever you want Hillary.

JD walked over to Terra dn John, John stopped hugging her and tickling her as soon as he got within a ten foot radius.

JD: Hey.. Terra, Can I talk to you for a second? It's kind of important.

Terra nodded her head and told John to hold on a second, and that she would be back. JD led Terra into the janitors Closet.

JD: Listen, I need to know now Terra, Do you want anything more than a friendship from me?

Terra's smile faded from her face, she looked slightly confused.

Terra: Obviously JD, what do you think I sleep with just anyone on the first date?

JD Sighed in relief.

JD: No, that's not it at all, I didn't mean it that way.

Terra: Good, because had you I would have ended things before they even started JD.

JD: CAn I just ask you one more thing?

Terra Nodded again.

Terra: Sure...

JD: So You and John looked a little friendly over there.. and Dr. Cox gave me the impression that somethign was going on between you too, is that true?

Terra: JD, I really like you, but I just want to remind you of something.

JD: Mmm Hmm?

Terra: It's not like we're even serious yet, And you're acting like we're married, just cut it out ok?

JD Apologized and said he would stop being so boyfriend-ish.

JD: So... John?

Terra burst out laughing.

Terra: Oh god JD, first off, John and I have known each other since grade school, and second of all, he's gay.

^^YES!!!! Ha! Why don't you put THAT in your stupid corn cob pipe and smoke it Cox! wait... does he even have a corn cob pipe? hmmm... I'll look into that later...^^

JD: listen, I know you don't really want me to get all attached just yet but, I really like you, and I want us to eventually get into a place where we can be atttached to eachother.

Terra: Well I want that too JD, But you know what I want even more right now?

JD: a pop or something?

Terra Kissed him and pushed JD up against the wall.

^^ She. Is. GOD.^^

No sooner than when JD put his hands on her butt did the janitor open the door.

Janitor: That's weird, I didn't put you guys in here when I left last night...

^^Thank god he's in one of his lighter funny-ish moods... Thank you God^^

JD: I guess we'll be leaving now...

Terra: Sorry...

The Janitor Put his hands out infront of him and smiled an evil smile. He began to raise his voice so that everyone in the emergancy room could hear him.

Janitor: No, that's quite alright! You two kids can go back to sucking face in my closet, I'll just put a 'do not disturb' sign on the door knob.

JD: .....

Terra: .... I.. Uh... I'm going to go get a paper bag to put over my head...

JD: me too....

They both scrabled out of the closet, JD's hair a mess, Terra's lip gloss smeared, only to see all of the other interns, Dr. Cox, and the other resedents standing outside the door.

Turk: Hey buddy, You got some pink on your lips.

Turk started laughing un controllably. That started everyone off.

^^ that's not funny! Why is it that whenever I make jokes at peoples misfortunes I get called an ass, but when it's others making stupid remarks about me, it's the opposite!^^

Just then JD realized that Terra had run off. JD turned towards the Janitor.

JD: Thank you Soooo Much, Dickweed.

JD walked into the cafeteria and got himself a coffee, Elliotte had also witnessed everything so she sat down next to him to try to cheer him up.

Elliotte: You know, You could just try to laugh at those kinds of things....

JD: ha. ha. ha. There, I laughed.

Elliotte: It's not that big of a deal, just try to cheer up JD. It's not like you two were buck naked, now THAT would have been embarressing!

^^She has a point there... And I mean, When you think about it, it is sorta funny.... Sorta^^

JD: You think Terra hates me?

Elliotte looked at JD like he was insane, and to be fair, he kind of is.

Eliotte: Why the HELL would she be mad at you? Last I heard from her she was bitching about the janitor. I can see why she would be angry with him...

JD: Yeah! It was all his fault anyways! And it's not like I'm the one who started things up in there.

Just then Dr. Cox swooped in.

Dr. Cox: Amy, Can I ask you a question?

JD nodded.

JD: Of course.

Dr. Cox: How is it that, a scrawny little girl like you gets a really HOT woman like that without slipping her something?

** JD pictured what he would look like as a girl, not a very pretty sight. However he did like the pigtails he had given himself.

JD: I WANNA WOWWY POP!**

JD: Well... I have moves...

Elliotte and Dr. Cox burst out laughing.

Elliotte: Moves eh?

JD: Yeah moves...

Dr. Cox: You don't have any moves...

JD: Yeah, well tell that to HER.

Elliotte: JD, as much as I wou;d love to hear about your sex life- actually wait, I really don't!

JD Frowned.

^^Poo... Cause man, she seemed to think I was fabio or something, I must have gotten a lot better... WAIT, I didn't say that... I've always been the worlds greatest lover! Mwahahahahaha^^

Dr. Cox: Well where is Terra- ance, anyways?

JD lifted his shoulders signalling he didn't know, then shrugged. Just then Turk came and sat down.

Turk: So JD..... What?

JD: What do you mean What?

Turk: You know, I mean, How the HELL did you get a girl like THAT? I mean, I can understand if she went for me, haha, but you know, YOU? It's a miracle that you ever had Elliotte!

JD: ... I may be scrawny...

Dr. Cox: And feminin.

Turk: And crazy.

Elliotte: And Have constant bad hair days.

Everyone was silent. Dr. Cox was leering at JD.

Dr. Cox: But...

Everyone was waiting for JD's But.

JD: No, You guys seem to know everything so why don't you finish?

Elliotte: Aww, We were only joking.. Half...

JD: Haha, Very funny. Well, I don't know why don't you ask Terra why she likes me, cause frankly I don't know either.

Terra was walking past when she over heard JD being so hard on himself, She was still in shock from what had happened earlier but she felt it was her duty to cheer him up since his friends were doing such a horrible job. Terra Put her arms around JD's neck and Kissed him on the cheek.

Terra: Because he's feminin, crazy, and has weird hair, that's why.

She then walked away and went back to her paper work. JD Stuck his tongue out.

JD: HAH! See, She likes me and all of my faults! so there TURK! so there ELLIOTTE! and msot of all, SO THERE Dr. COX!!!

** JD started doing his victory dance, which turned out to be mashing with a little of the funky chicken in there**

JD Got up from his seat and went to chase down Terra.