The Earth Diary of Aximili Esgarrouth Isthill...
Entry 1
Kidnapped from dome by stupid human youths who were convinced they were rescuing me. Was thinking of setting up underwater pad! Crap! Elfangor dead. Shame really. Never gave me password to Yeerk bank account! On plus side, now have nice forest zone. Am sharing it with hawk nothlit human male Tobias. He keeps having nightmares and falling out of tree. Rather pathetically cute, really... Isolation beginning to wear on me. On plus side am best looking male andalite on planet. (Every one else being pretty much dead). Might have competition though...Visser Three has muscular warrior andalite host. Hmm...wait...let me think... Yes! Found legal loophole to kill Visser Three! He killed was the one who killed Elfangor, so now I have revenge as front for destroying opponent. Isolation more extreme than I thought. The other day while Prince Jake was telling battle plans in barn, he began to look strangely attractive to me. Must resist homosexual interspecies urges... becoming difficult though... Oh, well. If I get too desparate...
bah...I don't know what I'll do...
Probably just have a good cry...
Maybe Cassie will go out with me. Went to her home last night to enjoy diabolically delicious 'Chilli' substance. Had nice stargazing moment too!
Cannot develope love for humans! Must remember law of
Seerow's Kindness!
Will write more later...
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Aristh