DISCLAIMER: No...I don't own the Animorphs. I didn't write 'em. Mademoiselle K. A. Applegate, did. God bless her. She's a great 'ol gal. Though Ax is my love slave. Just kidding...sigh I only wish he was. tear sniffle Enjoy.

Entry 2

Feel like screaming now. Visser Three is logging woods around here.

He's trying to drive me and the "other Andalite bandits" out.

Stupid Twit! Abomination my blue butt! Definitely Twit!

I can't believe I ever had dreams of going out with him.

Stupid Aximili! Stupid! I can't believe I just wrote that! If my Andalite superiors ever see this...

Oh well. I'll just have to take them out to Cinnabon.

Oh what I have to do for family honor!

Humans have the right idea. They just don't care.

Screw Seerow's Kindness!

Ugh...I just had a thought...what if I have to go out with Lirem?

Ugh ugh ugh! He's waaaay to old!

I'd rather go out with Visser Three...

Hmm...might be nice...he's so...domineering.

Oooh! Getting all shivery now! So pleasant...the thoughts..they- AAAH MARCO!

Okay. Had a scare there. Little annoying human Marco reading over my shoulder!

Says he only read up to 'Visser Three is logging woods around here'. The little primate.

Speaking of small furry things there are little squirrels and rabbits running by every few minutes. They're running away from that damn Dapsen logging company. Stupid Yeerks.

Nasty little parasites. A bit of salt will do them some good!

I got run over by a damn deer! Some silly doe and her baby. Honestly, you'd think they would see the giant furry blue guy.

Almost got raped by buck! Mistook me for doe.

Told him in thoughtspeak she went other way.

I guess they're all color blind or something.

Cassie most upset about logging. The cute little nature lover. Made me want to just snog her like a snoggeling snogger when she started talking about "How could Visser Three do this! He's destroying an entire ecosystem!" Makes me just goggle eye at her when her little face reddens up with the injustices of the universe.

Love her brown skin. Much better than the nasty, pasty white skin of the other humans. Honestly, you've got to have a little color now, haven't you?

Also reminds me of chocolate. Mmm. Chocolate Cassie.

Must resist human hunger/chocolately passion!

Prince Jake so kind...and loving...and forgiving, and brave, and noble, and he's got that slow smile, and those muscular shoulders, and that dependable look in his eyes and you just know you can rely on him and-

Sorry. Got carried away. Just...thinking...again...

UGH! AWW MAN! TOBIAS!

Sorry about that. Tobias having birdie runs. Logging sounds making him nervous, poor little thing. He flew over me while I was writing. Just happened to crap as he did. Now have white gloopy bird feces on my stalk eyes. Must go clean up. About to go on mission anyway. So embarrassing. Stupid Marco laughing. Ow! I think I got some bird doodie in my eye! Beginning to sting! Must go clean up! Must hurry! Fast fast fast! Will ow! Write aah! More ow ow ow oooh! Later! Bye!

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Aristh