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I'd like to apologize to my lovely fans who had to wait.
Here we go.
Entry 3
Huh. Well, well. Surprise, surprise. Turns out some human youth Marco's known all his life happens to be a hundred thousand year old android from a whole race of hundred thousand year old canine loving androids...
In other news, Prince Jake and Cassie appear to be getting only closer. Hmph! I suppose she's just going to pretend that my full frontal snog never happened. She just pretended to be shocked afterwards and told me she wouldn't tell Jake, though right after I kissed her she so swooned. I must admit, however, that I am quite hurt she has indeed chosen Prince Jake over me. Sigh...it's always the rank that wins... And yet, I could be slave to her much more.
Though...Jake... Prince Jake... is...
kind and sweet and loving and brave and masculine and strong and reliable and sensible and dependable and so many other words that end in 'able'...
Sorry. Ahem.
Missions only getting scarier. This Erek is handy though. My arm got torn clean off of my shoulder and he put it back on. Was most grateful as had 'screaming vecol moment'. Could have morphed but...oh well. By the way, idea of super powerful android with thousands of years of...experience...most sexy!
And he can't hurt anyone...
Oh yes...
Okay...straying into what Marco calls "California". I can't help it though.
It's just the...the immense...ISOLATION! AAAAAAH!
Must get make out session. Must get some type of physical comfort and relief from intense social and environmental stress! OW! Sorry.
Had to slap myself back into sanity. I apologize for that most primitive outburst. Just...lonely... sigh oh well. My human morph appears to attract human females like taxxons to...well...other taxxons. Ugh. shudder. Grody comparison.
Tobias says he quite agrees with me-HEY! STOP READING!
The...the cute little...nothlit...
Poor Tobias. He doesn't even have the ability to morph human and snog Rachel...
Hey wait a Visser Three wearing a tree costume minute! Why am I feeling sorry for him? He's loved even though he's a bird now! Forget him! And with spring coming and his bird body, he has perfect excuse to...
Come to think of it...THAT'S why he was in that cage with that female redtail in Cassie's barn! Comforting the sick my furry blue rump!
Oh you little feathered cheat! That's it! That is just the limit! I'm telling Rachel!
Oh no! No mercy for you Tobias! No no! Don't try to give me piteous looks! I'm telling her-HEY! I SAID STOP READING MY DIARY OVER MY SHOULDER!
From now on, I'm only wasting my pity on... me!
...And that Michael Jackson human. He's just so...pathetic. Oh the sorrow! Andalites on the home world worrying about stupid Yeerk slaves when there are humans deforming and mutilating themselves with plastic nasal coverings! Oh the humanity!
Thank goodness Andalites don't have protruding noses. Or breasts, for the matter of that. Rather pointless things, breasts. What are they supposed to be limbs or something? Don't tell me humans are still evolving! Ugh!
What's that Tobias? They're used for what! Ooh! Oh I see now! Thus the whole nipple concept...hmmm...obviously mouths can be used for other things than eating cinnabons-WAIT A VISSER NUKING MINUTE! I SAID STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER!
That absolutely does it! I will not write anymore until I can be sure SOMEONE'S little prying yellow eyes are not peeking!
AHA! So I don't tell Rachel eh? That's the deal!
Huh! You might have to make a better deal than that...
What about Prince Jake's nightly lone skinny dipping sessions at the beach- OH BABY YESSSS!
Alright, alright you can read, I won't tell Rachel, I'm your slave for life, not really on that first thing I said, yes yes yes! Now SHOW ME WHERE HE GOES!
Gotta go. Instincts calling. Bye bye. Will write more later. Love ya. Love the whole world right now!
Aximili-E.I.- can't write fullll name cand;'t wriete, can'st theenk straaight ssor happpey!
Erek: (far off) DANGER JAKE BERENSON! DANGER!
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