DISCLAIMER: Didn't create Animorphs. All that guff.

Okay. Now onto the fun stuff.

Jinako-chan; this goes out to you babe!

Entry 5

HAHAHAHAHAAAA! HAAAA!

Rachel's allergic to crocodile morph! OH HAAAAHAAHAAA!

Figures she would be allergic to something. Everyone has their weaknessess!

Have regained will to live, as Prince Jake has been friendlier lately. He WINKED at me!

Of course, it was probably in a nonsexual context, but it was still a wink I've been having dreams about.

He came upon me in the woods yesterday while I was doing my morning ritual. I was bending over, bowing as usual, when my eyestalks turned around and

Oh! Prince Jake! Blush

"Oh. Hi Ax man. Hope I didn't scare you." Followed by that slow smile.

No. I thought to myself. You never could.

Though it gives me shivers during battles when he's in tiger morph and you can see all those muscles flexing, and he's got that blood thirsty rage look in his eyes.

Oh Prince Jake! Stay nice!

By the way! So unfair! He jumped on Visser Three's back once! Of course, it was an attack, but I could just imagine feeling those strong feline paws grabbing me, claws retracted...

The human Madonna best captures my emotions.

I fell in love with a beautiful stranger!

I have had that song stuck in my head all day. I was searching for Tobias and caught him spying on Rachel, through her window. She was dancing in her room to that song, having what Tobias calls a "personal strip tease".

"I looked into your eyes. And my world came crashing down!" She has a powerful voice, but it's so off key! Tobias says he doesn't care.

I was disgusted, and left. After twenty minutes. She played it over and over and over. And she stripped further and further and further.

Well, it was so awful it was...fascinating.

Poor little bird nothlit Tobias. Couln't fly afterwards. Little brain all wasted.

Stupid primate song...

But it's just so catchy! It just sticks in your brain like a big, soggy Yeerk!

To know youuuuu! Is to love youuuu- AAAH! RACHEL!

(What is she doing here! Oh. She's visiting Tobias! The little bugger! He didn't even warn me!)

I BEG YOUR PARDON!

IT'S ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! THAT'S WHAT!

Uh...I mean...I uh...I didn't mean to shout Rachel, really!

Well. I have decided dancing is...a nice human concept.

Well, I'm sure lots of other human females dance in their under- I MEAN, I'M SURE THAT I COULD'VE GOT THOSE SAME MOVES ANYWHERE.

WELL IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU HAPPENED TO BE LISTENING TO THAT SONG!

What? Now you are just being ridiculous! Why would I want to watch YOU!

Wait! No! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! RACHEL! WAIT!

OW!

Oooh! That! That! That absolute fat waddling Taxxon! She punched me!

Wonderful! Now I look like that Quasimodo creature in that movie I watched with Cassie! (That was so two Earth days ago, by the way! I am so over crawling back to her!)

Tobias is laughing, perched up in his tree! Yes you go ahead and have a good laugh! We'll see how much you laugh when I tell her what a little spying pervert you are!

What if I watched with you! I'm an Andalite for crying out loud! At least I'm not a human like SOME PEOPLE!

OHO YES YOU DID! YOU WERE WATCHING HER TOBIAS SO STOP TRYING TO HIDE!

HA! ANIMAL INSTINCT! YOU CAN'T USE THAT EXCUSE ON ME! I MADE THAT EXCUSE!

Oh no! Don't try to give me piteous looks. I took a punch for you! You owe me big! Next time I catch you ogling outside her window I'm going to tell!

AAAH! PRINCE JAKE IS COMING! HE'S WALKING THIS WAY RIGHT NOW! OOOH!

Oh, he's so...majestic in the woods. Like that deer. Except, without the mistaken identity and VIOLATION!

Oh, if only...

Wait...

That's it.

Hee hee! That's it!

I AM SUCH A GENIUS!

All I have to do is acquire Cassie! It's so simple!

Hmm...may have to crawl back to her one last time...

Will write more later as Prince Jake has come to simply 'chill'. A rare occurence; him coming around with no particulare mission in mind. Apparently he just wanted to get out of the same house with Tom. Poor, noble, gentle, kind... Ahem. Bye.
Aximili Esgarrouth Isthill, Aristh.

Hope yall liked that. I don't think it was as good. Tobias gets his morphing powers back in the next one so uh...I think it will be pret-ty interesting! (No, nothing is going to go on between Ax and Tobias! I'm not that pervy! I believe in keeping it OUT of the family, if you know what I mean!)

And yes! It would still count if your relatives were from another planet! Shame on all you pervy inbreeders out there!

Now...go review please!