DISCLAIMER: Same as usual. I don't see why I have to write this anyway. It's pretty bloody obvious I didn't write the Animorphs! I'm not K.A. Applegate! (Peace be upon her!) This one's for Jinako-chan, Wraithlord42, Dr. Biji and Tigerlily-2250! Glad yall like it! I'd also like to dedicate this to my a rock awesome writer, Korean Pearl! Rock on babe! Enjoy!

Entry 6

Managed to acquire Cassie after long huggy feely snogging session. So annoying. Honestly, you'd think she'd get the hint. Told her it was over between us.

Laughed in my face and said "Yeah Ax baby, just like last time, right?!"

Then I remembered I had already acquired her when I acquired all the Animorphs except Tobias and mixed their DNA to form my normal human morph.

Damn!

Stupid pointless mission!

I hate females.

I think I may just become 100% homosexual by the end of this Earth year, if I'm still stuck on this planet.

Morphed Cassie. Convinced Tobias to look out for me, while I wooed Prince Jake with my morph.

Ax, this is wrong and you know it! You should have asked Cassie for permission!

Ha! As if she'd have given it!

But Ax, this is morphing for...personal reasons! I turned and looked at him with all four eyes.

So? It's no different than what you and Rachel do!

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Phew! I'm so glad I got that little bit of Important Information out of the way! Well, hurrah! Tobias can morph again, and as I was saying before all that, he and Rachel had been using the Ellimist's gift in a very...personal way.

I caught them in the barn (on a non save Earth meeting moment!) up in the hay, both human, making out. And that's not the only time I caught Tobias using morphing for less than noble reasons! The other day, I walked in a horse stall in the barn (with Cassie, reason why not important!!! Forget it!!)

Tobias handcuffed in a stall, with a harness on him, and a saddle.

And who else would be in that saddle...but Rachel.

She was whipping him with a riding crop and he looked rather like he was enjoying it in the most disturbing way.

"Oh yeah that's right! You feathery little trollope! You're mine!" She leaned over and sadistically bit him on the back of his neck.

He actually...whinnied. Like a...horse.

smirk...smirk

Cassie and I were just a tad surprised. Even more surprised was Marco, who had been up in the hay, video taping it all. And Prince Jake, who had been following myself and Cassie to the barn.

Let's just say we all said, "You don't ask me, I won't ask you." and were rather embarrassed, and slowly all walked away. Prince Jake says he's a little confused right now, and we will have a meeting to discuss all of this later.

I have plenty to discuss! Rachel is just so selfish! She's bothering my poor little nothlit and trying to guilt him into being human so he can be her Eternal Shag Slave for the rest of his life!

Stupid Taxxon! I still have that bump! It's going down nicely though. Prince Jake said so himself! When I tried to tempt him with with Cassie's body!

As I was saying, I climbed up in Cassie's room, knocked her out with the flat of my tail blade, tied her up, stuffed her in the closet, and morphed her. I had to go through her drawers and find some clothing. It took a while to get everything on right. Though the bra was a little tricky.

Honestly, how do you get those things to stay in the little domes?!

Got it all right in the end. Sat on the end of the bed and waited for Prince Jake to show up. I had prearranged, telling Cassie that I wanted to have a talk with her and Prince Jake at her house. Told her I was having doubts about fighting. HA! As if!

Prince Jake came in. Cassie's mother showed had him to Cassie's room. "Cassie sweetie! Jake's here!"

I smiled "Hello Prince- I mean Jake."

Jake, (dare I call him just that?!) laughed and sat down next to me. "Whoa Cassie! You sounded just like Ax! That was a good impression of him!"

I grinned. "Ah, thank you, Pri- uh, Jake."

He laughed again. "So where is Ax, anyways?"

"He changed his mind, said he had a little talk with Tobias."

I had rehearsed this.

Jake nodded. "Well. That's great! We need Ax!"

I felt my face flush. Warm feelings crept into my heart. "Thank you."

"What?" "Uh! I mean, thank you for coming!" I stood up.

Cassie's body was nervous; adrenaline was pumping through it.

"Are you okay Cassie?" He stood too. He PUT HIS ARMS AROUND ME!!! His big, soft brown eyes looked into mine. I nearly died right there.

"Oh...never better." I managed. My human voice had squeaked it out. I didn't know human voices could hit that high.

He grinned and blushed. He stepped away. (No!)

"Sorry. I didn't mean to get to close, I just thought, you know, since we made out last week..."

"You made out with her?!" I yelled. Jake's eyes went wide.

"I mean...uh...me?!" He stared at me, his eyes narrowed. "Marco?! Man! This is NOT funny Marco! Where's Cassie?! I guess she's just going to come out and start laughing too!"

"Oh! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...HA!" I added on for good measure. "Ha ha Jake! You're so easy!"

"So it is Marco!"

"No. It's really me, Jake." I said, and wrapped my arms around his middle. He was so warm!

He grinned. "Good. 'Cause I'm about to do something Marco really wouldn't like!" He leaned in.

I sucked in my breath. Was he going to

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more little floating hearts...

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stars HE KISSED MEEEEEEEEEEE!

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(Birdie num num looks at watch, sighs,) more little hearts...

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horny Ax...

watch out!!!

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Ax/Cassie's foot actually points up behind him!

It was warm, and wet, and passionate, hungry kissing! He practically devoured me! It was like being eaten and eating at the same time! My chest was next to his: Cassie's heart beating like a rabbit's and Jake's heart roaring. I could feel it through my chest.

We kissed for about four minutes straight.

I finally figured out how to breathe while kissing after a few seconds.

After that, there was no stopping me!

I pushed Prince Jake onto the bed. He looked surprised. Oh I wanted him. I climbed on him, and pulled my shirt off.

"Whoa! Cassie! Whoa wait!" He began to sit up.

"What?" I said.

"I...we...I'm not..." He blushed. "Cassie, I'm...in middle school. I'm just not...ready...for that yet..."

Huh?

To say the least, Prince Jake politely moved me off of him, then he went off to his house.

I demorphed and flew home, already sobbing inside. Saw Rachel and Tobias making out in human morph. They looked up and saw me. Tobias called out to me, but I ran away.

That was the absolute last straw! Tobias had love! Tobias, who was a nothlit, had love, but I didn't!!!

I spent the rest of the day sobbing my hearts out.

Am doing better now.

Tobias came by with big box of chocolates and a tub of substance called "Ben and Jerry's". I told him to leave, as nothing could ever take away the pain.

Then gorged on chocolate and "ice cream" after he left.

Hours later, woke up, fur covered in ice cream with chocolate bars stuck to fur. So grody and embarrassing.

Hey...wait a minute...I know I'm forgetting something!

Remembered I had left Cassie tied up in closet.

Morphed harrier, flew to her house, and freed her. Thankfully she was still knocked out. I woke her up and told her she had tripped over objects in her room and hit her head on her desk. She believed me.

I think so to think of it, yeah, she was probably just playing along.

Oh dear...

Heh heh heh! Prince Jake would never believe her if she told him I had morphed her...he'd just think it was an excuse for her kinky behavior.

Went back to woods and was glad to demorph to Andalite. All other morphs feel so wrong right now. What a fool I was. Stealing Cassie's DNA. Morphing her. Allowing Prince Jake to see her "private domeships". Poor Cassie.

But much worse...sigh oh so much worse...

Is that it didn't work! I mean, come on! I had an attractive specimen! I watched Discovery Channel with Cassie and the humans on it assured that an attractive female was all you needed on planet Earth to get a male to mount it.

Dammit! Prince Jake must not find Cassie attractive enough! Maybe Rachel...

No...Tobias tells me that they're cousins....really? They are? Hmm...didn't know that...thanks for telling me! Seriously! That would have been soooo embarrassing!

Well goodness Tobias, you don't need to get so upset! Of course she's yours!

Well, I didn't know they were related! And it's not as if I've done anything with Rachel yet anyway! Goodness! I'm not some perverse relative humper!

No...we DO NOT marry cousins on my planet! We believe in keeping it out of the family, if you catch my meaning...heh heh...yes...

Well I just don't know what to do...

What do you mean Prince Jake might just like me for me?

Oh don't be so ridiculous! He couldn't possibly like me! He likes Cassie!

sigh

Feeling horny again.

Tobias? Stop reading. Good. Go hunt!

Thank goodness he's gone.

I...I lost control today...

Was having a discussion with my tree. You see, Andalites have family trees. We had one, Elfangor and I and our parents ( read the andalite chronicles by K.A. Applegate!). You normally just talk to it and tell it your problems. Sort of a therapy.

Anyway, I was talking to my wooden therapist, when suddenly, (I have no idea why!) I began to stroke the tree and rub it, and rub myself on it, and then, all of a sudden...I was...well...humping it.

It must be some basic instinct...

Felt much better after though! Will have to go tree humping again some time. Think I will do so now!

Aximili Esgarrouth Isthill, Aristh.