Chapter 3: The first Lesson and the first Notice
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"Simba?"
Nala repeated again, as she stepped in to the cool water. Suddenly, she
heard a splash and then a heavy weight fell on top of her!
When Nala; and Simba had surfaced Nala screamed, "don't ever do that
again!"
Simba laughed, "Nala; remember why we ran away?"
She stared blankly at him;
"No worries, remember?"
The queen smiled, "right, lets go to the jungle."
Simba nuzzled her as they got out of the water and continued on there way;
******
"Kovu, you're wrong, I don't think the pointy rock fell from the sky or
came out of the earth."
The couple still sat, there paws running along the rock; still.
"Kiara, my paws feel hot," Kovu complained.
"Don't they know the concept of friction?"
Zazu murmured to himself as he flew in to the cavern, in search of Simba
and Nala.
******
"Hakuna Matata whatta wonderful phrase," Simba sang.
"Hakuna Matata ain't no passing craze," Nala replied as they strolled
through the lush jungle.
"It means no worries, for the rest of your days," Simba sang back.
"Its a problem free, philosophy, Hakuna Matata!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
Simba and Nala gasped as an all to familiar meerkat and warthog appeared
through the trees; singing along with them.
"Hey Pumbaa, looks like we scared the big, powerful, scary, carnivorous,
have big claws and sharp teeth and......."
"Timon, lions, just say lions!!!!!"
Pumbaa said, trotting up to his buddy and his buddy's wife.
"How's it going?"
"What are ya doing here?"
"We aren't baby sitting Kiara anymore, get her a beeper!"
"Hakuna Matata, that's why we're here," Nala replied, "I never had Hakuna
Matata before and so Simba and I ran away from the pride lands and he is
going to teach me."
"Alright then," Simba began, his voice taking on an authoritative edge,
"lesson number 1, bug eating."
"Ewwwww, no way!"
"Come on, you know you want to," Simba said.
"Taste like chicken," Timon replied.
"What's chicken?"
******
"Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, K......!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kiara slapped the annoying bird down with a paw, "he's not the only lion
around here you know."
"S-Simba and Nala are missing!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who?"
Kiara inquired;
"Oh yeah, my mom and dad; haha, I don't usually call them Simba and Nala,
actually I never have called my parents anything but mom and dad, I wonder
why that is? I mean, Zazu, I call him Zazu."
"Kiara, your parents are missing!!!!!!! They, have, left, the,
priiiiiiiiiide laaaaaaaaands."
Zazu said, leaning close to Kiara's face and speaking very slowly.
"I'm sure they're fine!"
Kovu said as his scorched paws finally stopped moving on the rock;
"Ow, my paws are killing me!"
Kovu wined;
"We'll go look by the water hole, come on Kovu," Kiara said as she ran down
pride rock.
Zazu was about to add that he had looked there; but didn't, they've been
wasting time on this rock; pondering it's existence.
"Coming," Kovu said as he stood up on his paws, putting pressure on his
burned pads.
"OW OW Kiara, my paws, they really hurt, I can't go!"
Kovu wined again as he limped in to the cave and layed down;
Zazu, just snickered under his breath;
*~*~*~*~*~*~*End Of Chapter 3*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: If you guys have any thoughts or suggestions on how to make this more
funny, please tell me! Any ideas on what kind of stuff could happen to our
severely out of charerector, ummmmm, char erectors? lol!
Please RR, thanks for all that have reviewed so far!!!! It means a lot!
*~*~*~*~*
"Simba?"
Nala repeated again, as she stepped in to the cool water. Suddenly, she
heard a splash and then a heavy weight fell on top of her!
When Nala; and Simba had surfaced Nala screamed, "don't ever do that
again!"
Simba laughed, "Nala; remember why we ran away?"
She stared blankly at him;
"No worries, remember?"
The queen smiled, "right, lets go to the jungle."
Simba nuzzled her as they got out of the water and continued on there way;
******
"Kovu, you're wrong, I don't think the pointy rock fell from the sky or
came out of the earth."
The couple still sat, there paws running along the rock; still.
"Kiara, my paws feel hot," Kovu complained.
"Don't they know the concept of friction?"
Zazu murmured to himself as he flew in to the cavern, in search of Simba
and Nala.
******
"Hakuna Matata whatta wonderful phrase," Simba sang.
"Hakuna Matata ain't no passing craze," Nala replied as they strolled
through the lush jungle.
"It means no worries, for the rest of your days," Simba sang back.
"Its a problem free, philosophy, Hakuna Matata!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
Simba and Nala gasped as an all to familiar meerkat and warthog appeared
through the trees; singing along with them.
"Hey Pumbaa, looks like we scared the big, powerful, scary, carnivorous,
have big claws and sharp teeth and......."
"Timon, lions, just say lions!!!!!"
Pumbaa said, trotting up to his buddy and his buddy's wife.
"How's it going?"
"What are ya doing here?"
"We aren't baby sitting Kiara anymore, get her a beeper!"
"Hakuna Matata, that's why we're here," Nala replied, "I never had Hakuna
Matata before and so Simba and I ran away from the pride lands and he is
going to teach me."
"Alright then," Simba began, his voice taking on an authoritative edge,
"lesson number 1, bug eating."
"Ewwwww, no way!"
"Come on, you know you want to," Simba said.
"Taste like chicken," Timon replied.
"What's chicken?"
******
"Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, Kovu, K......!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kiara slapped the annoying bird down with a paw, "he's not the only lion
around here you know."
"S-Simba and Nala are missing!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who?"
Kiara inquired;
"Oh yeah, my mom and dad; haha, I don't usually call them Simba and Nala,
actually I never have called my parents anything but mom and dad, I wonder
why that is? I mean, Zazu, I call him Zazu."
"Kiara, your parents are missing!!!!!!! They, have, left, the,
priiiiiiiiiide laaaaaaaaands."
Zazu said, leaning close to Kiara's face and speaking very slowly.
"I'm sure they're fine!"
Kovu said as his scorched paws finally stopped moving on the rock;
"Ow, my paws are killing me!"
Kovu wined;
"We'll go look by the water hole, come on Kovu," Kiara said as she ran down
pride rock.
Zazu was about to add that he had looked there; but didn't, they've been
wasting time on this rock; pondering it's existence.
"Coming," Kovu said as he stood up on his paws, putting pressure on his
burned pads.
"OW OW Kiara, my paws, they really hurt, I can't go!"
Kovu wined again as he limped in to the cave and layed down;
Zazu, just snickered under his breath;
*~*~*~*~*~*~*End Of Chapter 3*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: If you guys have any thoughts or suggestions on how to make this more
funny, please tell me! Any ideas on what kind of stuff could happen to our
severely out of charerector, ummmmm, char erectors? lol!
Please RR, thanks for all that have reviewed so far!!!! It means a lot!