DISCLAIMER; I don't own the animorphs. i didn't create 'em. I just love 'em.

AX IS MY BABYYYY!

Okay, dedication time. I'd like to dedicate this to all my fansies! All of you who had the sentience to review as well!

Wraithlord 42, you rock! Keep writing!

Jinako-chan you my homiieee!

This one also especially goes out to my BFF Lulukins or Pebbled Sky!

Okay. Now story time! Gather round children!

; ) Hee hee! Elf smiley with hat and beard! Or dwarf! Whatever! DANCING KIRBYS! WHOO! GO KIRBY! GO KIRBY!

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UH UH! GO KIRBY!

Sorry...

Entry 7

Our most recent mission was most humiliating! Went all the way out to what Marco calls "the boondocks" to site 51 or zone 50 or some silly human name to find a vessel only to discover it was an old Andalite toilet. Was really quite nice. In moderate condition. A cute little antique. Only about 50 Earth years old. Would have liked to take it with me, but there was no time. Besides, I'm really quite used to using the bushes now.

Fun...

Well we had our 'meeting' to 'discuss' our 'problems', though it was rather akward. I used this as an opportunity to tell my fellow fighters of my 'little secret'.

This is a little how it went. You will not, of course, find this discussion in any of the Animorph books. I don't think Prince Jake completely told K.A. Applegate everything...yes...probably a good thing that he didn't...

As a matter of fact, upon finishing this discussion. You will forget that you ever read this.

You will also get me a cinnamon bun...

And an unconscious Visser Three...

Look into my big, pretty green eyes...yes...

"Well guys, I think we all now why we're here." Prince Jake began the meeting.

We were all at the barn.

Everyone was standing at least a foot apart, in a circle. Except Rachel, who was clutched on to Tobias exactly like the way a Koala bear holds on to a euculyptus tree. He was in human morph, and standing quite strong, surprisingly. After all, Rachel had to be at least 110 pounds.

But of course, you have to exclude Rachel. She's just...not like the others...

Other than that, everyone seemed shy; too afraid to say anything.

There was silence for a while.

"Guys." Cassie said. "I think we all need to just...open up with eachother!"

Everyone stared fearfully at her.

"We can better fight the Yeerks this way; if we know everything about eachother."

"Well why don't you start then!" Rachel snapped.

"Uh...well...okay..." She blushed and looked as though she seriously regretted saying her previous words.

"I, um, I uh..."

"No." Marco said, "I'll start."

He began to sob. "I-I" Sob. "I'm addicted to porno!" He fell on the floor and wept.

Cassie wiped a tear from her eyes. Prince Jake nodded sadly...as though he understood...

As though he understood...?

Tobias reached over and patted him on the shoulder. Rachel jumped off of him, landing on her feet.

"It's okay man."

"No it's not!" Marco yelled. "You can't sympathize dude!"

"I can! I..." He blushed. "I'm a massochist." He lowered his head in shame.

Rachel spoke next, tears flowing down her face. "And...and I'm a sadist!"

She burst into sobbing. Tobias and Rachel got in a group hug with Marco, sobbing. I felt so deeply moved! I almost said my secret out loud. Then I swore I heard Tobias whisper into Rachel's ear

"I love you just the way you are, baby." He sounded like he really, really meant it.

Aww...how sweet! Unconditional love!

Or not...

and her reply

"Same here!"

I shook my head.

I must be having hearing problems...must be...

Cassie sobbed aloud. She turned to Prince Jake.

"I...I cheated on you with Ax!" and I closed my main eyes in shame! She ran to the group hug and they pulled her into their embrace.

He sobbed aloud.

"I know!"

Then he ran to join the group.

I stood unsure. They all looked up at me.

"Well Ax man?" Marco said. "What's up with you, Blue Boy? (That's for you Jinako-chan!)

I blushed furiously.

(Well...I...I uh...) My hearts pounded. I wanted to just faint right then!

Tobias nodded encouragingly at me.

"Yes, Ax man?"

I began to whimper. Then blubber.

Then I cried out with all the agony of my soul

and said ( I'M GAY!)

They all stared for a few minutes while I fell to my belly and covered my face in shame.

"Well..." Marco said. "That was...unexpected..."

"Yep. Sure was." Prince Jake said.

I felt confused. "You're...you're...not disgusted!" I asked.

"N-no!" Cassie said, smiling. "Just...bewildered..."

"Me too." Prince Jake said.

"Count me in!" Marco said. Then we made eye contact and he, I must say it was rather polite of him, began trying not to smirk.

Tobias smiled. "There, see Ax man. We all like you!"

And he pulled me into their Animorph embrace! Wheee!

I couldn't help but smile.

Rachel was now trying not to laugh, with Marco. They both had "I KNEW IT!" looks on their faces.

I sighed. They would never let me live this down now! Maybe Rachel would, eventually...

But Marco! Never!

Oh, well. At least no one was disgusted with me!

Then Erek the Chee appeared.

I stared in terror! No! He had heard my sacred secret!

He saw my expression and said. "Don't worry Aximili! Your secret is safe with me."

I smiled, relieved.

"And the other Chee."

Taxxon paste.

(How! Are they here watching us too!) I screamed. The Animorphs looked nervously around, eyes wide with fear.

(No. Via Chee Net.)

"Oh! That's great!" Marco snapped. "Now all the Chee know I'm a porn addict!"

Erek smiled. Then his hologram disappeared and he looked up at all of us, now in Chee form.

"I...I wanted to tell you all!"

"What is it Erek?" Prince Jake asked, his eyes so full of kindness and sympathy.

So shiny and luminous and...

Sorry...got distracted back there.

"I...I..." The thousand year old android broke down sobbing. "I'm a STALKER!"

The other Animorphs cried. Marco cried, and laughed, while pointing at Erek.

And we pulled him into the Animorph embrace too.

Soon we were all laughing.

"We're all so cheesy!" Rachel laughed.

"And pathetic!" Prince Jake agreed.

"It's okay. We're only human!" Marco said.

"Well..." She looked at me. We all laughed again. "Hey! Speak for yourself!" Tobias said to Marco. He stared, then laughed. We all felt much better afterwards, even Erek.

He looked around at all of us.

"You...you have no idea how much I've struggled...how long I've struggled with this! So long!" He broke down weeping, or as best an android can, anyway. Cassie looked sadly at him, said "Awww! It's okay Erek.", and comforted him. Or tried to anyway.

"Well." Prince Jake said, smiling at all of us. "No more! No more will we struggle in the dark! Now, we all have eachother!"

"Oh man!" Marco groaned. "This won't turn into some mushy, Animorph Support Group will it!"

Prince Jake smiled. "Nooo, no! Don't worry, man! Trust me. It won't be. It'll just be..." He looked nobly off into space. "It'll just be us Animorphs, Chee, and Ax, united together! Fighting not only the Yeerks, but our sad, deranged, pathetic inner selves too!"

Everyone stared awed.

Cassie sniffed and wiped tears away. "Wow, Jake! That was just...so beautiful!"

"A natural, born leader. I tell you..." Erek said, smiling and shaking his android head.

Prince Jake blushed.

"Thanks! It...it was nothing...really."

"Hey!" Marco said. "What about you! You never mentioned your vice!"

"Yeah Jake!" Rachel said. "What's yours?"

Prince Jake seemed thoughtful.

"I don't know..." He blushed and laughed a little. "I don't think I have one..."

Everyone stared.

I thought of Prince Jake's little nights naked on the beach, but decided not to say anything. Besides, was nudity a vice? Would it be considered on for a human? It certainly wasn't one for an Andalite! I smiled at that thought! Ha! I decided it wasn't.

"Wow." Tobias said. "Jake, you're so...normal!"

"Yeah!" Rachel said. "How do you do it cousin, buddy!"

Prince Jake shrugged. " I don't know... I just do."

"Wow. Normalcy. That's got to be a record! Especially in this group!" Marco said.

Prince Jake smiled and blushed.

"Thank you, I...do try!"

"It must be so difficult!" Cassie cried out.

"Yes." Prince Jake said nodding solemnly. "Yes it is..."

Cassie turned to Erek. "So who are you stalking now!" She was almost giggling with excitement.

"Uh...well..."

"Let's never mention this day again. Ever." Marco said.

"Agreed." Prince Jake replied.

looks over at corner at Birdie num num

"Uh, you're gonna have to stop typing that."

Oh no. Crap!

"Stop her!"

click click! "Upload! Upload! Add chapter! Add chapter! Work schmunkey! Work!"

"Yessss!"

Jake. "NOOOO!"

Ax tackles Birdie num num

"Hey!"

(Wait. How did you hack into my diary anyway, human!)

"Oh, so THAT'S where you're keeping it now, eh!" Marco.

(N...nooo...not exactly...)

"Heh heh heh...Can't fool me..."

Birdie (still on floor under Ax) licks Ax's face.

"Oooh baby!"

Marco. "Oh yeah, he's gonna be 100 gay by the end of this year!"