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There! I said it! Got it out of the way! WHOOHOOO! Go mee! Go meee!
Dedications; as usual, anybody who likes it.
Entry 7
Oh. My. STARS!
Marco's mother is Visser One! So sad!
I don't know what I'd do if my mumsy was a Visser...
Hooo....scary...
The poor little primate. I've made a resolution to be nicer to him. He hates pity though...
Heh heh heh...
POOR LITTLE MARCOOOO! AWWWW!
Heh heh heh...I feel better now.
The little porn addict.
Hm...huh huh...
He's so little, and tan, and cute and even smaller than Cassie, and sort of a blend in color between her and Prince Jake. Soooo cute!
Mmmm...so small and...
WHOO! Okay! Sidetracking into 'California' again!
I have watched human pornography at Marco's house before while he was in the kitchen making popcorn (this was before his confession!), and changing the channel quickly when he came back in. Ah, the remote control. He tells me it should have been a hint that he even had a porn channel. He says you have to order them separate, or something.
Hmm...note to self; must sneak in Prince Jake's house and search his channels!
Really, it's the finest invention humans have ever created...
T.V., I mean.
Anyways. Really, I'm surprised any of them survive to breed at all; humans, I mean. They're so...so...VIOLENT during mating! They LEAP on eachother and BITE eachother and at times it looks like they're EATING certain parts of the other person. It's quite frightening! I don't think I want to be with Prince Jake now. Not if he's going to chew on me!
Hmm...maybe I could gag him or something. Yes. That might work...
What is that Tobias?
Well obviously they're not eating eachother! I do have intelligence! I am and Andalite, after all.
I was just saying they look like they are!
And what would YOU know about that Prince Experience-Femini-Plentyus?!
Hah! Rachel wouldn't let YOU do that!
Well...never mind...she probably would. You're right, I'm sorry.
I keep forgetting about that little meeting.
Caught Erek watching Prince Jake in the shower yesterday. (Never mind what I was doing there. At least I had the sense to take fly morph and stay on his bathroom wall!!! Oooh fly eyes! SO MANY PICTURES!) Anyways, the water caused Erik's hologram to be dissolved.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF PRINCE JAKE! IT WAS SO FUNNY. I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING. DIED!
Prince Jake just stared for a second. Erek, in Chee form, looking as shocked as a Chee can. Me snickering in fly morph. Erek ran through the shower mist, and exploded through the bathroom door, as only a Chee can, and left a Chee shaped hole in the door. A second later, we heard the sound of glass breaking as Erek jumped through Prince Jake's window. Leaving poor Prince Jake staring through the Chee shaped hole, blinking, shocked.
And I fell off the wall, snickering away in fly morph. Some how, I ended up near the tub, got sucked down the drain, and had to struggle my way out.
And demorph before I nearly died of near squashed, rain drowned, fly body. Right in front of Prince Jake. It was so awful. I nearly died of embarrassment. Died!
He stared at me a second. Then he started laughing ludicrously. Then his laughing turned to crying. And I mean wailing. He shook his head, unbelieving. Then he ran, sobbing, (still without any manufactured artificial 'fur' on), and got under his covers, and curled up in the fetal position, and sobbed. I believe he was holding a teddy bear as well. His sobbing became muffled as he stuck his thumb in his mouth and began to suck. He was quite unresponsive when I tried to talk to him, except he tried to scream with his thumb in his mouth and it came out as mere MMMH! MMMH! MMMMMMH! MMMMH! MMMH! I left; not wanting to upset him anymore. I figured he needed some time alone.
Oh dear. He may still be there...
The next day...
Prince Jake still sucking thumb. Was rather worried, as he did it all during the meeting. Marco stared. Cassie looked worried. Rachel just gaped, mouth open. Tobias flitted around nervously; every few seconds, stopping and cocking his head and looking at Prince Jake in fascination and horror. (I guessed it to be mostly fascination!) The meeting was in Prince Jake's room, as he had called every one and told them he was too nervous to leave home. Cassie said "It must be stress, poor Jake. And it must be so hard for him, being normal around us and all!"
"Shhh!" Marco hissed. "Don't talk about that now! You'll upset him even more!!!"
Prince Jake let out a little AAAH! when I entered, but his thumb was still in his mouth, so it sounded more like MMMH! His eyes didn't change while he did. He just kept staring wide eyed at the wall opposite him. He went on sucking, and blinking.
Then stupid Erek had to show up out of nowhere! Prince Jake actually pulled his thumb out, eyes still staring at the wall and screamed a few times. Then he went back to quietly sucking; a worried look on his face.
Everyone else looked very confused.
Then, (THANK GOODNESS!) the Ellimist showed up.
"Ple-heeeeaaase!" I sobbed, on my knees in front of him in human morph. "Please help him! I'll do anything!"
ANYTHING? The Ellimist asked, smiling.
"Yes!" I cried. "And Erek!" I added. "Won't you, EREK?!" I screamed at him.
Erek nodded desperately at the Ellimist.
"SEE!" I sobbed. "We'll do anything! Just help him PLEEEAAAASE!"
ALRIGHT. CASSIE?
"Yes, Ellimist?" She stood, from sitting next to Prince Jake on his bed.
TAKE JAKE'S THUMB OUT OF HIS MOUTH. He instructed.
Cassie did. Prince Jake let out a whine. He began to whimper a little and try to put it back in his mouth. Cassie struggled to hold his hands down. He continued staring at the wall.
FIGHT HIM, NOW! OKAY. NOW. KISS HIM!
I looked shocked. I glared at the Ellimist angrily. The...the...old...ooooh!
He grinned at me. YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING. He said to me privately.
I watched jealously as Cassie kissed Prince Jake. A kiss you see on the Young and the Restless, or These Messages for diamond rings. I tried desperately not to blubber; my heart broken. Prince Jake stopped fighting her and trying to put his thumb in his mouth, and his eyes closed, slowly.
When Cassie finally pulled away, Prince Jake had a dreamy, peaceful, relaxed look on his face. He blinked as if coming out of a dream. Widened his eyes. He looked around him.
"Guys? Hey!" He laughed a little; very surprised.
Then he saw me on my knees and blushed. He saw Erek and blushed more. Yes. He still knew. The Ellimist (Stupid stupid stupid!) hadn't erased any of his memory. He had just snapped Prince Jake out of his reverie...or shock...
"What's going on?" Rachel said, still gaping, with her mouth open.
"Honestly? I have no clue." Marco said, shaking his head.
Suddenly Rachel's mouth closed. Now she looked puzzled. Cassie was seated on Prince Jake's lap, and she was making the teddy bear dance in their laps, and making it 'kiss' Prince Jake's nose.
"Hey..." Rachel said. "Wait a second! What's my Bobo Bear doing IN HERE, ANYWAY?!)
Prince Jake just pretended to go back to sucking his thumb.
Anyways...sorry I haven't updated in a while! Hope you guys enjoyed that! Wheee! WHEEEEEEEE! Whooo - hoooo!
There! I said it! Got it out of the way! WHOOHOOO! Go mee! Go meee!
Dedications; as usual, anybody who likes it.
Entry 7
Oh. My. STARS!
Marco's mother is Visser One! So sad!
I don't know what I'd do if my mumsy was a Visser...
Hooo....scary...
The poor little primate. I've made a resolution to be nicer to him. He hates pity though...
Heh heh heh...
POOR LITTLE MARCOOOO! AWWWW!
Heh heh heh...I feel better now.
The little porn addict.
Hm...huh huh...
He's so little, and tan, and cute and even smaller than Cassie, and sort of a blend in color between her and Prince Jake. Soooo cute!
Mmmm...so small and...
WHOO! Okay! Sidetracking into 'California' again!
I have watched human pornography at Marco's house before while he was in the kitchen making popcorn (this was before his confession!), and changing the channel quickly when he came back in. Ah, the remote control. He tells me it should have been a hint that he even had a porn channel. He says you have to order them separate, or something.
Hmm...note to self; must sneak in Prince Jake's house and search his channels!
Really, it's the finest invention humans have ever created...
T.V., I mean.
Anyways. Really, I'm surprised any of them survive to breed at all; humans, I mean. They're so...so...VIOLENT during mating! They LEAP on eachother and BITE eachother and at times it looks like they're EATING certain parts of the other person. It's quite frightening! I don't think I want to be with Prince Jake now. Not if he's going to chew on me!
Hmm...maybe I could gag him or something. Yes. That might work...
What is that Tobias?
Well obviously they're not eating eachother! I do have intelligence! I am and Andalite, after all.
I was just saying they look like they are!
And what would YOU know about that Prince Experience-Femini-Plentyus?!
Hah! Rachel wouldn't let YOU do that!
Well...never mind...she probably would. You're right, I'm sorry.
I keep forgetting about that little meeting.
Caught Erek watching Prince Jake in the shower yesterday. (Never mind what I was doing there. At least I had the sense to take fly morph and stay on his bathroom wall!!! Oooh fly eyes! SO MANY PICTURES!) Anyways, the water caused Erik's hologram to be dissolved.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF PRINCE JAKE! IT WAS SO FUNNY. I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING. DIED!
Prince Jake just stared for a second. Erek, in Chee form, looking as shocked as a Chee can. Me snickering in fly morph. Erek ran through the shower mist, and exploded through the bathroom door, as only a Chee can, and left a Chee shaped hole in the door. A second later, we heard the sound of glass breaking as Erek jumped through Prince Jake's window. Leaving poor Prince Jake staring through the Chee shaped hole, blinking, shocked.
And I fell off the wall, snickering away in fly morph. Some how, I ended up near the tub, got sucked down the drain, and had to struggle my way out.
And demorph before I nearly died of near squashed, rain drowned, fly body. Right in front of Prince Jake. It was so awful. I nearly died of embarrassment. Died!
He stared at me a second. Then he started laughing ludicrously. Then his laughing turned to crying. And I mean wailing. He shook his head, unbelieving. Then he ran, sobbing, (still without any manufactured artificial 'fur' on), and got under his covers, and curled up in the fetal position, and sobbed. I believe he was holding a teddy bear as well. His sobbing became muffled as he stuck his thumb in his mouth and began to suck. He was quite unresponsive when I tried to talk to him, except he tried to scream with his thumb in his mouth and it came out as mere MMMH! MMMH! MMMMMMH! MMMMH! MMMH! I left; not wanting to upset him anymore. I figured he needed some time alone.
Oh dear. He may still be there...
The next day...
Prince Jake still sucking thumb. Was rather worried, as he did it all during the meeting. Marco stared. Cassie looked worried. Rachel just gaped, mouth open. Tobias flitted around nervously; every few seconds, stopping and cocking his head and looking at Prince Jake in fascination and horror. (I guessed it to be mostly fascination!) The meeting was in Prince Jake's room, as he had called every one and told them he was too nervous to leave home. Cassie said "It must be stress, poor Jake. And it must be so hard for him, being normal around us and all!"
"Shhh!" Marco hissed. "Don't talk about that now! You'll upset him even more!!!"
Prince Jake let out a little AAAH! when I entered, but his thumb was still in his mouth, so it sounded more like MMMH! His eyes didn't change while he did. He just kept staring wide eyed at the wall opposite him. He went on sucking, and blinking.
Then stupid Erek had to show up out of nowhere! Prince Jake actually pulled his thumb out, eyes still staring at the wall and screamed a few times. Then he went back to quietly sucking; a worried look on his face.
Everyone else looked very confused.
Then, (THANK GOODNESS!) the Ellimist showed up.
"Ple-heeeeaaase!" I sobbed, on my knees in front of him in human morph. "Please help him! I'll do anything!"
ANYTHING? The Ellimist asked, smiling.
"Yes!" I cried. "And Erek!" I added. "Won't you, EREK?!" I screamed at him.
Erek nodded desperately at the Ellimist.
"SEE!" I sobbed. "We'll do anything! Just help him PLEEEAAAASE!"
ALRIGHT. CASSIE?
"Yes, Ellimist?" She stood, from sitting next to Prince Jake on his bed.
TAKE JAKE'S THUMB OUT OF HIS MOUTH. He instructed.
Cassie did. Prince Jake let out a whine. He began to whimper a little and try to put it back in his mouth. Cassie struggled to hold his hands down. He continued staring at the wall.
FIGHT HIM, NOW! OKAY. NOW. KISS HIM!
I looked shocked. I glared at the Ellimist angrily. The...the...old...ooooh!
He grinned at me. YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING. He said to me privately.
I watched jealously as Cassie kissed Prince Jake. A kiss you see on the Young and the Restless, or These Messages for diamond rings. I tried desperately not to blubber; my heart broken. Prince Jake stopped fighting her and trying to put his thumb in his mouth, and his eyes closed, slowly.
When Cassie finally pulled away, Prince Jake had a dreamy, peaceful, relaxed look on his face. He blinked as if coming out of a dream. Widened his eyes. He looked around him.
"Guys? Hey!" He laughed a little; very surprised.
Then he saw me on my knees and blushed. He saw Erek and blushed more. Yes. He still knew. The Ellimist (Stupid stupid stupid!) hadn't erased any of his memory. He had just snapped Prince Jake out of his reverie...or shock...
"What's going on?" Rachel said, still gaping, with her mouth open.
"Honestly? I have no clue." Marco said, shaking his head.
Suddenly Rachel's mouth closed. Now she looked puzzled. Cassie was seated on Prince Jake's lap, and she was making the teddy bear dance in their laps, and making it 'kiss' Prince Jake's nose.
"Hey..." Rachel said. "Wait a second! What's my Bobo Bear doing IN HERE, ANYWAY?!)
Prince Jake just pretended to go back to sucking his thumb.
Anyways...sorry I haven't updated in a while! Hope you guys enjoyed that! Wheee! WHEEEEEEEE! Whooo - hoooo!