I don't own The Fairly Odd Parents or InuYasha or Rage (my one friend, Inu101112's, fic) charactors.
Hello! I'm going to directly copy this from Tori's, or NekoCosmo101112's, story Anger. This is Inu101112 typing this, though... Tor doesn't have a comp', so I type up all her stories... The homepage "I" own is a link to her screenname, bio, whatever you wanna call it!
This is Segment One!
WARNING ALERT WARNING ALERT She already made a second, and she works on twenty-million stories at once like myself! WARNING ALERT WARNING ALERT
[ Oh yeah! Big OOC! ] = My own notes
( then... Woah, wait ) = Action
Well of course I think you're stupid! = Thinking
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Timmy: Segment One, The Begining
-/-/-
Timmy: Wanda, Cosmo! Where are you two?!
Cosmo: We're right here, Timmy. Look, I found a nickel!
Wanda: That's nice. Hey, Timmy... Aren't your parents going out?
Timmy: Oh no! That means...
Mom: Timmy! We're leaving!
Dad: Yeah! And your favorite baby-sitter is coming!
Vicki [actually, it says "Vicky", but what the hey!]: Hey! Twerp! You have a lot of my chores to do!
Timmy: Wha... AHHHHH!!!!!!!
(portal opens and they all, x-ing out Mom and Dad who were already gone, get sucked inside)
InuYasha: Hey, Kagome! Look out!!!
(Timmy comes out of portal and the portal disapears) (Timmy lands on Kagome)
Kagome: Ouch! Who're you?
Timmy: I'm Timmy Turner and I'm ten years old. Who are you?
InuYasha in OOC mode: I'm InuYasha! [Oh yeah! Big OOC!] And this is Kagome, Sango, Yasho, Kikyou [Or Kick You], and Kyo.
Kogi [Or Voro]: [She really likes Voro for some reason, dunno why, don't ask] Ahem!
InuYasha in OOC mode yet: Oh, yeah! This is Voro, Kirara, Sola [Or Marai], Minco [Or Yuko], Bakuri [from "Time Travel", a story that will be posted under Inu101112 under "Anime Crossovers"], and Miroku [Who ISN'T perverted... yet].
Voro: Thank you! Now, Timmy, where do you come from and how did you get here? Yeah... Wait, don't tell me another portal. (sighs)
Timmy: I come from DimmsDale! But I don't know how I got here in the first place; all I remember is my parents leaving and Vicki... (gasps) Oh no, DON'T tell me Vicki's here!
Vicki: AHHHHHH!!! Wolves, wolves! Run for your lives!
InuYasha: Great... Kouga... WAIT! He might be after your baby-sitter!
Timmy: Oh no, wait! How did you know she's my baby-sitter?
Kagome: Yeah, InuYasha! How'd you do it?
InuYasha: Hey, do you think I'm stupid!? It says it right here in the stupid script! "Timmy! We're leaving!" and then... "Yeah! And your favorite baby-sitter is coming!" DUH!
Timmy:Oh, yeah... A, he, he, he, he...! Well of course I think you're stupid!
Kouga: I didn't come for your stupid baby-sitter, I came back for her. (points to Kagome) Now hand 'er over and I won't have to use heavy artillery!
[I'm adding this part, I thought it was funny... I have her perrmission to do so]
Timmy: What's with the pointy ears, Mister Kouga?
Sola: He's an elf.
Kouga: HEY!!!
Timmy: (points to InuYasha) And he has kitty-ears!
InuYasha: (pulling on ears) Their dog ears! D. O. G. Dog, stupids!
Cosmo, Timmy, and Wanda: ... We knew that...
[Now, back to the script!]
InuYasha: No, Kouga, I won't let 'chu take 'er!
Kouga: Humph! Fine then... Children, ATTACK!
"Children": (charge at the "gang") (then... Woah, wait)
Timmy: You might have your wovles, but I've got Fairy Godparents! Now... Cosmo, Wanda...
Cosmo, Wanda: (appear) (get wands ready) [Good thing Vicki somehow ran inside... 'cause she ain't hearin' a single word of it!]
Timmy: Sense I can't wish them away 'cause they're his children...
Yasho InuYasha: No they're not...
Timmy: I wish I had a super power suit!
Wanda: Wait! Don't you remember super kitty?
-/ Flashback /-
Dogs: (yip! yop!) (wine! wine!!)
Big cat: (comes)
Timmy: AHHHH!!! Run for your lives! [What's up with that line?!!! That's the second time I've typed that!]
-/ End of Flashback /-
Wanda: And super bike that made you ride it and got your Dad mad!! [O-O Never knew she could rhyme before] And don't make Cosmo relive super toilet!!
Cosmo: It took in the whole plunger!! All the clogging, all the clogging!
InuYasha: (whispers to Kyo) What's their problem?
Kyo: (whispers back) Don't know. Memory loss, maybe?
Timmy:Okay then! I wish I had a SUPER POWER SUIT!!!
Cosmo Wanda: (blow away by Timmy's screaming) Okay, okay!
(poof!)
Timmy: (has a cool weapon suit)
InuYasha: (already started on his "Claws of Steel" attack)
-/-/-
That's...
InuYasha: I have to say it?!!! I'm on pause! How the-
Yeah... DO IT OR I'LL TELL KAGOME TO SAY "THE WORD"!!!
InuYasha: - Segment One, The Begging.
Begining, InuYasha...
InuYasha: SEGMENT ONE, THE #$% BEGINING!!!!!
Thank you! But... swear in a PG story again an' I'll get Sessho' to kill you.
InuYasha: (gulps)
R a nd R p l e a s e ! ! !