This is my first Rurouni Kenshin fic so please be nice.
I wrote this at school when I was being really perverted. And I mean really.
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Chapter 1
Sanoske, Aoshi, and Kenshin were sitting outside the dojo alone.
Sanoske: Kenshin, what's with your sword?
Kenshin: what about it?
Aoshi: it's wimpy
Kenshin: I don't kill, that I don't
Sano: we now that, but it's so small unlike my big zanbatou.
Kenshin: size doesn't matter, that it doesn't
Aoshi: yes it does, two is better than one
Behind the trees were some people. Four girls who are really pervy.
Sano: mine is bigger than both of yours though
Aoshi: but two is still better especially when they're long unlike Kenshin's.
Kenshin: why does that matter mine can protect the helpless.
~Behind trees~
Miko: ewww I didn't know Kenshin was like that
Mira: Me, either!
Amanda: Kenshin's gross
Kristina: *says scared like* what are they talking about?
Miko: it sounds like they're being pervs
Mira: wait; did Aoshi say he had two?
All: ewwwwwwww!
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Sano: now, I use my magic fingers instead of my zanbatou
Kenshin: yes, you did. Now you can't kill anyone
Aoshi: who cares? Yahiko walks up to them.
Yahiko: what are you guys arguing about?
Aoshi: our weapons
Yahiko: when I get a sword I'll be the strongest
Sano: shut up squirt. Using that small stick you couldn't even beat up little missy.
Yahiko: what did you say!?!?!?!?
~Behind trees~
Kristina: Yahiko: likes Kaoru?
Mira: beat her up? Ewwwwwww!! He wants to do 'it' with Kaoru!
Miko: gross! ------ He he he he I'd like it if Sano used his magic fingers on my back...
Amanda: me, too
Mira: me, too!!!! Wait.... When he gets his sword.... Eeeewwwww!!!!!!!
Miko: I'd love to touch Sano's sword...
Mira: Me, too! I bet it's big and long!
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So, what do you think?
And yes it is suppose to be perverted. They are suppose to be talking like that!
And the people behind the trees are: Me, and my friends: LeeAnn[Miko], Amanda, and Kristina.
~Kisara or Mira~
I wrote this at school when I was being really perverted. And I mean really.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 1
Sanoske, Aoshi, and Kenshin were sitting outside the dojo alone.
Sanoske: Kenshin, what's with your sword?
Kenshin: what about it?
Aoshi: it's wimpy
Kenshin: I don't kill, that I don't
Sano: we now that, but it's so small unlike my big zanbatou.
Kenshin: size doesn't matter, that it doesn't
Aoshi: yes it does, two is better than one
Behind the trees were some people. Four girls who are really pervy.
Sano: mine is bigger than both of yours though
Aoshi: but two is still better especially when they're long unlike Kenshin's.
Kenshin: why does that matter mine can protect the helpless.
~Behind trees~
Miko: ewww I didn't know Kenshin was like that
Mira: Me, either!
Amanda: Kenshin's gross
Kristina: *says scared like* what are they talking about?
Miko: it sounds like they're being pervs
Mira: wait; did Aoshi say he had two?
All: ewwwwwwww!
~ ~ ~ ~
Sano: now, I use my magic fingers instead of my zanbatou
Kenshin: yes, you did. Now you can't kill anyone
Aoshi: who cares? Yahiko walks up to them.
Yahiko: what are you guys arguing about?
Aoshi: our weapons
Yahiko: when I get a sword I'll be the strongest
Sano: shut up squirt. Using that small stick you couldn't even beat up little missy.
Yahiko: what did you say!?!?!?!?
~Behind trees~
Kristina: Yahiko: likes Kaoru?
Mira: beat her up? Ewwwwwww!! He wants to do 'it' with Kaoru!
Miko: gross! ------ He he he he I'd like it if Sano used his magic fingers on my back...
Amanda: me, too
Mira: me, too!!!! Wait.... When he gets his sword.... Eeeewwwww!!!!!!!
Miko: I'd love to touch Sano's sword...
Mira: Me, too! I bet it's big and long!
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So, what do you think?
And yes it is suppose to be perverted. They are suppose to be talking like that!
And the people behind the trees are: Me, and my friends: LeeAnn[Miko], Amanda, and Kristina.
~Kisara or Mira~