Title : I Love You, Severus Snape
Author : Hated Angel
Disclamer : I am me, Tiegha is she, Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowling. Laverne and Shirley's theme song belongs to Norman Gimbel and Charles Fox. Facts of Life Theme Lyrics belong to Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring and Al Burton.
Rating : PG-13
Chapter : 2
Authors Notes : Thanks for the reveiws all. They are appriciated. Sorry this took so long, I had writers block. Plus, I was waiting for a new chapter to 'The Suduction of Severus Snape' by Marie Goos. I think everyone should read that. It is Seriously Funny. Around the 7th Chapter you need to read her 'Really Bad Eggs' to better understand it. It really is funny.
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The ONE night I get ANY sleep, I wake up screaming. Why me? Why ALWAYS me? Oh well, I don't recall what I was dreaming about but it had something to do with Snape and Dumbledore having... well.. they were... see the thing of it is... they were haveing.. um.. Urgh. SnapeAndDumbledoreWereHavingSex! There. I don't mind gay men, in fact, there nicer than most men. But Snape adn Dumbledore.. were just..uh..Not ment for each other.
So, now I'm in the shower, feeling the warm water on my body. Thinking. Well, I'm not more so thinking, I'm letting my mind wander. It keeps comming back to when Professor Snape yelled at me. When I think about that, it makes me angrey, really angrey. I did say sorry, and it was an accident. He had no reason to yell at me. I want to yell at him for yelling at me, but being the timid, shy person I am (on most days) I can't yell at him. Well... at least not in public. Mabey I should try to get a detention? That should be easy enough, although I never ever have gotton a detention. Sometimes I think McGonagall is dieing to give me one though, I think she dosn't because I'm a gryffindor.
That brings up another thing that makes me angrey. House compition and house Sterotypeing. Its wrong. Its immoraly and inhumanly wrong and I hate it!! Tiegha does too, I think...
Speaking of Tiegha, I belive, at this moment in time, She is sitting on her bed trying to tell my fourtune with Tarot Cards. From the sound of it shes not having such an easy time. At least today was Friday. I had some easy subjects today and potions!! This weekend was a Hogsmeed Weekend. Yay.. I guess. So, where did I leave off? Oh yes.. shower.
When I let my mind wander I often start to sing in the shower. Its honestly not my fault. I don't relize I do it until my thoughts are interupted with the song I'm singing. And Its usually a stupid song, take this morning for example - without relizing it I started to sing the 'Laverne and Shirley' themesong. When I finished that I went on tho sing 'The Facts of Life' theme song. Thats when I woke Ginny up and I relized I had been singing. And yes, I am known to take showers that are more than an hour long.
So, after the shower and after Tiegha burned her Tarot cards, we had Breakfast. Yadda Yadda Yadda, nothing much there. Tiegha picked off my plate and I picked of hers, without asking. She didn't ask eaither, Just a habit we developed. You want something on your bestfriends plate, take it.
So, class after breakfast was.. transfiguration. Oh no! Oh well.. Today well.. I wasn't really paying attetion to what we were learning today. I was sorta.. I don't know, lost in my own mind. I spent most of my time thinking of a way to get detention so I could talk to Professor Snape about yelling at me. I had Potions after lunch, lunch.. The perfect time for Tiegha to talk me out of getting a detention and ruining my record. Everyone calls me a mini-Hermione, which I hate because I think Hermione could lighten up, alot.
So.. lunch.-
Whilest eating I fainally came clean to Tiegha about my idea. Bad idea. She loved it. The only 'bad part' to her was something like "But do make sure not to ruin Draco's head of house reputation. I mean, Don't hurt Draco's feelings, and do try not to say anything mean about the Malfoy name will you? I plan to have that name in the near future, well, of course after we graduate. But what a name. Don't RUIN it for me!!" I swear, if Tiegha was asked if the earth revolved around the sun, she would say 'No, the earth revolves around the love life of Draco and Myself.' and If she ever found out I said that, she would kill me. Literally.
Then came potions. What could I do to get detention? Lavender Brown and Parvti Patil always complain about getting points taken away for talking, but (and to quote the Gyffindor Slut Lavender) 'He only dosn't give us detention because hes soooo patention with us sixth years, that git.'
Are they trying to get detention? Well, here goes nothing. I turned to Tiegha when Snape started his lecture and waited until he paused to catch his breath when I said "Hey Tiegha, I didn't catch a single word he said." Mabey I should have re-phrased my words. Snape looked directly at me and said "Miss Hunt, mabey you would hear them better in detention?" Yes! Detention. I summed up my Gryffindor curage (which is very little) and said "Well sir, I don't know. I don't think I've heard those words in Detention before." I never had detention, so I wouldn't know what words teachers DO use in dention. My fellow Gryffindors (save Tiegha, because she knew what I was doing) gasphed.
"50 points from Gryffindor and detention, 8 pm tomarro." What was the 50 points for? Tiegha must have picked up to my confusion because she asked "Sir, I can understand detention, my friend does have a mouth," I glared at Tiegha as she continued "But why did we lose 50 points?" Snape sneered. Sexy. Wait, I'm in truble, okay, not so sexy at this moment in time. "Because your friend is an insufferable Gryffindor twit," Snape said. My mouth droped as tears formed in my eyes. I would not cry.
I wanted to strangle Snape. This was a Hogsmeed weekend no less. I need Hogsmeed, it relives stress. Remember when I said I don't swear unless I'm having a really bad day? Well, its a really bad day. So.. Snape is the biggest ass-fucking Bastard I've ever had the displeasure of seeing! Now, you know and I know I don't mean that, but I have to let re- pressed anger out someway or another.
Oh Well, at least I got my detention.
Author : Hated Angel
Disclamer : I am me, Tiegha is she, Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowling. Laverne and Shirley's theme song belongs to Norman Gimbel and Charles Fox. Facts of Life Theme Lyrics belong to Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring and Al Burton.
Rating : PG-13
Chapter : 2
Authors Notes : Thanks for the reveiws all. They are appriciated. Sorry this took so long, I had writers block. Plus, I was waiting for a new chapter to 'The Suduction of Severus Snape' by Marie Goos. I think everyone should read that. It is Seriously Funny. Around the 7th Chapter you need to read her 'Really Bad Eggs' to better understand it. It really is funny.
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The ONE night I get ANY sleep, I wake up screaming. Why me? Why ALWAYS me? Oh well, I don't recall what I was dreaming about but it had something to do with Snape and Dumbledore having... well.. they were... see the thing of it is... they were haveing.. um.. Urgh. SnapeAndDumbledoreWereHavingSex! There. I don't mind gay men, in fact, there nicer than most men. But Snape adn Dumbledore.. were just..uh..Not ment for each other.
So, now I'm in the shower, feeling the warm water on my body. Thinking. Well, I'm not more so thinking, I'm letting my mind wander. It keeps comming back to when Professor Snape yelled at me. When I think about that, it makes me angrey, really angrey. I did say sorry, and it was an accident. He had no reason to yell at me. I want to yell at him for yelling at me, but being the timid, shy person I am (on most days) I can't yell at him. Well... at least not in public. Mabey I should try to get a detention? That should be easy enough, although I never ever have gotton a detention. Sometimes I think McGonagall is dieing to give me one though, I think she dosn't because I'm a gryffindor.
That brings up another thing that makes me angrey. House compition and house Sterotypeing. Its wrong. Its immoraly and inhumanly wrong and I hate it!! Tiegha does too, I think...
Speaking of Tiegha, I belive, at this moment in time, She is sitting on her bed trying to tell my fourtune with Tarot Cards. From the sound of it shes not having such an easy time. At least today was Friday. I had some easy subjects today and potions!! This weekend was a Hogsmeed Weekend. Yay.. I guess. So, where did I leave off? Oh yes.. shower.
When I let my mind wander I often start to sing in the shower. Its honestly not my fault. I don't relize I do it until my thoughts are interupted with the song I'm singing. And Its usually a stupid song, take this morning for example - without relizing it I started to sing the 'Laverne and Shirley' themesong. When I finished that I went on tho sing 'The Facts of Life' theme song. Thats when I woke Ginny up and I relized I had been singing. And yes, I am known to take showers that are more than an hour long.
So, after the shower and after Tiegha burned her Tarot cards, we had Breakfast. Yadda Yadda Yadda, nothing much there. Tiegha picked off my plate and I picked of hers, without asking. She didn't ask eaither, Just a habit we developed. You want something on your bestfriends plate, take it.
So, class after breakfast was.. transfiguration. Oh no! Oh well.. Today well.. I wasn't really paying attetion to what we were learning today. I was sorta.. I don't know, lost in my own mind. I spent most of my time thinking of a way to get detention so I could talk to Professor Snape about yelling at me. I had Potions after lunch, lunch.. The perfect time for Tiegha to talk me out of getting a detention and ruining my record. Everyone calls me a mini-Hermione, which I hate because I think Hermione could lighten up, alot.
So.. lunch.-
Whilest eating I fainally came clean to Tiegha about my idea. Bad idea. She loved it. The only 'bad part' to her was something like "But do make sure not to ruin Draco's head of house reputation. I mean, Don't hurt Draco's feelings, and do try not to say anything mean about the Malfoy name will you? I plan to have that name in the near future, well, of course after we graduate. But what a name. Don't RUIN it for me!!" I swear, if Tiegha was asked if the earth revolved around the sun, she would say 'No, the earth revolves around the love life of Draco and Myself.' and If she ever found out I said that, she would kill me. Literally.
Then came potions. What could I do to get detention? Lavender Brown and Parvti Patil always complain about getting points taken away for talking, but (and to quote the Gyffindor Slut Lavender) 'He only dosn't give us detention because hes soooo patention with us sixth years, that git.'
Are they trying to get detention? Well, here goes nothing. I turned to Tiegha when Snape started his lecture and waited until he paused to catch his breath when I said "Hey Tiegha, I didn't catch a single word he said." Mabey I should have re-phrased my words. Snape looked directly at me and said "Miss Hunt, mabey you would hear them better in detention?" Yes! Detention. I summed up my Gryffindor curage (which is very little) and said "Well sir, I don't know. I don't think I've heard those words in Detention before." I never had detention, so I wouldn't know what words teachers DO use in dention. My fellow Gryffindors (save Tiegha, because she knew what I was doing) gasphed.
"50 points from Gryffindor and detention, 8 pm tomarro." What was the 50 points for? Tiegha must have picked up to my confusion because she asked "Sir, I can understand detention, my friend does have a mouth," I glared at Tiegha as she continued "But why did we lose 50 points?" Snape sneered. Sexy. Wait, I'm in truble, okay, not so sexy at this moment in time. "Because your friend is an insufferable Gryffindor twit," Snape said. My mouth droped as tears formed in my eyes. I would not cry.
I wanted to strangle Snape. This was a Hogsmeed weekend no less. I need Hogsmeed, it relives stress. Remember when I said I don't swear unless I'm having a really bad day? Well, its a really bad day. So.. Snape is the biggest ass-fucking Bastard I've ever had the displeasure of seeing! Now, you know and I know I don't mean that, but I have to let re- pressed anger out someway or another.
Oh Well, at least I got my detention.