AN: THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE WHICH I DOUBT ANY OF YOU WILL GET. UNLESS YOU ARE KRIDDLE, BUBBLE BUBBLE, APPLE PIE FREAK, SHANTIE, GABY, OR ME. I THEREFORE WARN YOU NOT TO READ THIS 'CAUSE YOU WILL NOT GET IT!!

 Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter.

Kriddelion Chapter 1

            Our story starts when Vegeta is training Trunks in the GR. Well more like beating him up.

"C'mon brat." 'Geta said as he kicked Trunks into the wall.

"Dad I wanna eat animal crackers!" Trunks whined.

"Hmmm…me too. Let's go brat." 'Geta said as turned off the gravity. They walked to the kitchen and got some animal crackers. They ate them and walked back to the GR.

            Five hours later there was some mystical stuffs happening where the animal crackers were. Soon a person with green hair, red eyes, and a purp outfit like Tarzan was standing there. Just then a green elfish creature ran into the kitchen and grabbed a cake. Its name was Dobby. He then said,

"My pillowcase is revealing, and I'm in the wrong story," He then threw the cake out the window and jumped out after it never to be seen again.

"He took the cake! He took the cake!" the evil thing screamed. "Hehe…and I'll get those saiyans for some unknown reason." By the way, this evil things name is Kriddle, hence the name of the story. She stalked out of the kitchen walking like Mr. Burns as Bulma came in.

"I can't believe Vegeta blew up the GR   AGAIN!" she yelled. "And where's my cake? Grrr…TRUNKS!!!!"

"Yes mom?"

"Did you eat my cake?"

"Why would I?"

"Good point…go on then."

            Kriddle was standing in the hallway, and she stalked on down to Bulma's lab.

"I'll just tinker." She said as she pushed a green button. Just then a machine to her left whirred to life.

"Ahhhh!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!" she screamed running around in circles like a baka and a maniac. A big flash then threw her in to a concrete wall.

"Hello. I am. Danny. The. Robot." A chrome robot said in a robotic voice. He rolled out of the machine and over to the wall. He repeatedly ran onto the wall and wouldn't stop.

"Hard. Thing. Blocking. Danny." It said.

            Then someone burst through the wall Danny was trying to…get out…of, and landed on top of Danny the Robot. She quickly got up and stood in a champion-like position.

"Smoooooth…" she said. She had long brown hair and brown eyes, and wore a tree costume. She winked at nobody in particular and then resumed standing with her hands on her hips. Danny, on the other hand, was not so lucky. He was on his back on the floor and could not get up. His arms and legs were scraggling around wildly.

"Help. Me." He said. The new girl responded by kicking Danny repeatedly until he stopped squirming. He lay motionless. The girl then ripped off the tree branches that were clinging to her, and threw them on top of lifeless Danny. She turned towards Kriddle and addressed herself.

"I am Mana. Defender of Capsule Corp." Mana said defiantly. She winked at no one again. "You, Kriddle, are evil. You must perish."

"I do not think so." Kriddle said. They got into fighting positions. Well, actually, Mana did, but Kriddle did a really stupid dance. She put her right arm up and said, "Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail." While putting her other arm up, and then bringing them down to her hips, and moving her buns around in a circle. (Bring it around town!) And finishing it up with the monkey.

"You will die." Mana said. They were just about to attack when two people strolled down the basement steps.

~End chapter~

AN: IF ANYONE READ THIS WHO WERE NOT THE PEOPLE MENTIONED ABOVE, YOU WERE PROBABLY VERY CONFUSED. I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS, UNLESS YOU WERE THE MENTIONED. FLAME ME IF YOU WANT, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

~~Mana~~