AN: Good. You all didn't read it. It's only really meant for my friends, but if you can read it if you wanna. I'm not saiyian (hee hee) it's gonna make sense…

Last time on Kriddleion: A mysterious creature Kriddle appears out of animal crackers. Then a robot named Danny came to life and passed out from a new girl named Mandy, who is the defender of CC, kicking him repeatedly. Mandy and Kriddle were about to battle, when two figures came down the stairs.

Disclaimer: No.

Kriddleion-Chapter 2

          Kriddle and Mandy were waiting to see who they were, and as they walked into the light, Mandy recognized one of them.

"Melissa!" she squealed doing the robot. "Why aren't you at the beach?"

"Oh, well I had to show you my new friend Dracula." She said. Mandy and Kriddle fixed their gaze on a black haired vampire that was dressed as a gangster.

"Yo yo! I'm chillin' wit' my homies!" Dracula said. Mandy seemed unaffected by this, but Kriddle did. She whirled around and around and sat on the ground for no apparent reason.

"Runnin' her hands through my fro'!" Dracula said while doing the arm movement like ha had a fro'.

"You don't have a fro'!" everyone screamed. Danny was among them, but he finished five seconds after them. Then he went back unconscious.

"I wanna play ping pong." Melissa shrieked. She then curled up in a pitiful ball and rolled around on the floor. She sung:

"Oh, I wanna play some pinngy poo!" repeatedly. Mandy started to back away. Then Kriddle got up and said to Mandy,

"Hey, we didn't finish our fight yet."

"Okay, as long as we stay away from Melissa…"  They got into their figting stances and Mandy charged at Kriddle. She aimed a punch at Kriddle's head, but the vampire tried to bite it. Kriddle successfully kicked Mandy in the stomach, sending her sprawling to the ground. Mandy got up and charged toward Kriddle only to be sent into the concrete wall. She climbed out of the wall and wiped blood off her chin.

          Melissa and the Dracula seemed quite unaffected by what was going on. In fact, they sat in the corner making out. Mandy and Kriddle rolled their eyes at this, but a horrible screeching filled their ears.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!1" it was Melissa. "He bit my forehead! He did! He did!" she squealed while running into the wall.

"Yo babe! Dracula's so sorry! I just wanted Dracula's lady to be bangin'!" Dracula said as he eyed Melissa's neck. They ran out of the room still fighting and left Mandy, Kriddle, and the unconscious Danny all alone.

"Now you will continue to perish stupid one." Kriddle said to Mandy.

"Ha. I was holding back. Now you will witness true power!!!!" Mandy screamed while powering up. She had floating bubbles all around her. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" she yelled. This continued for about seven hours, until her power level reached its maximum, which was only one number from where she was to begin with.

"Woo! One number higher! I'm so scared of He's full of nature the chubby boy said as he silently passed gas to the old lady who was standing on the corner holding a dead rat that was still alive and biting her finger.!" Kriddle said in one breath.

"Let's see." Mandy said calmly as she walked toward Kriddle. Kriddle charged forward and punched Mandy in the stomach. She promptly got ahold of a bag of pads and threw them at Mandy's head. Mandy fell down and struggled to get up.

"Ha ha…ha. You cannot beat me. I am the greatest!" Kriddle yelled defiantly.

"No! I cannot be beaten! I've never lost a battle before!" Mandy courageously whimpered. All of a sudden, there was a big flash, and a short man stood in the stairway. He had hair like a flame, and looked annoyed.

"Why are all you rejects in my basement?" he said brushing a piece of dirt off of his spandex.

"Prince Vegeta!" Mandy said as she picked up a pad and gave it to him. He looked at the pad and threw it at Kriddle.

"Do I know you?" Vegeta said.

"I am the defender of Capsule Corp.!" Mandy said striking her infamous hands-on-hips pose.

"……" Vegeta stayed silent. Then-

"We don't have a defender of Capsule Corp…" he said puzzeledly. Mandy did the shifty eyes and said something she would regret later on.

"Papa linguo KIMMY!" she said then covered her mouth. "Why don't you have some squelchy bongos?" she asked Vegeta.

"……." He stayed quiet once again.

"Hey mister, why did you come down here?" Kriddle said impatiently.

"Well, I was wondering where my Pokemon movie got to…" he trailed off.  "Then I came down here and saw you, and then I said 'Why are all you rejects in my basement?' and then you said 'Prince Vegeta!' and then I said 'Do I know you?' and then you said 'I am the defender of Capsule Corp!' and then I said '….. we don't have a defender of Capsule Corp…' and then you said 'Papa linguo KIMMY!' and then I said '…..' and then you said 'Hey mister, why did you come down here?' and then I said 'Well, I was wondering where my Pokemon movie got to, then I came down here and saw you and then I said 'Why are all you rejects in my basement?' and then you sa-"

"Okay okay! I get the picture!" Kriddle yelled. "I just wanted to kill the freak Mandy, who makes up stories about being the defender of Capsule Corp!" she said.

"Hey! I don't make up st-"

"Sure you don't." Kriddle sarcastically cut her off. They stood there in silence before Vegeta broke it.

"I think I'm supposed to kill you." He said pointing at Kriddle.

"Why?"

"'Cause the author said so, and she's not letting her best friend pick what happens in the story." Vegeta said. They all looked up.

"Hey! Is she supposed to be killed by Vegeta?" Mandy yelled.

~Yes. Yes she is.~

"Hey I heard the author!" Kriddle squealed, even though she was going to die by either Mandy or Vegeta.

~I'm not letting my gay, idiotic friend tell me what to do, so Vegeta's gonna kill Kriddle.~

"Alright," Mandy said, "let's get to work."

"Fine. At least I get to kill someone."

"Yeah, and I don't killed by Mandy, 'cause that would seriously ruin my reputation."

"…you don't have a reputation…" Mandy responded.

"That's what YOU think…heh heh…" Kriddle schemed. All of a sudden, a pad hit her in the head. She looked to see Mandy holding the bag of pads she previously threw at Mandy.

"Never arm me with pads." Mandy said while she smirked. She went to sit and eat a sausage-egg-and cheese McMuffin. Vegeta and Kriddle got in their fighting positions (actually 'Geta did, but Kriddle did her stupid Peter Cottontail dance again.) and charged at each other.

~End~

AN: I STILL WARN YOU NOT TO READ THIS, AND FLAME ME IF YOU WANNA, BUT I DID WARN YOU!