AN: Ha! My friends liked my last chapter! For all you who don't understand or hate it, then don't bother reading it!
Disclaimer: I have one word: Word.
Last time: Kriddle and Vegeta fought and Vegeta was exceedingly stronger. Mandy then revealed that she was holding back, and fought Kriddle with the upper hand. Then the 'fro song came on and everyone danced. Danny was supposedly killed, but wasn't. He was gonna avenge Shantal's death, but a time machine landed on top of him, rendering him unconscious.
Kriddleion: Chapter 4- The Ultimate Bald One
Mandy was eyeing Kriddle warily because Kriddle just pulled out a new bag of pads.
"Where do you get your endless supply of pads?" Mandy asked pulling the bag away from her.
"Well, I usually go to Weis." Kriddle responded trying to pull them back. Mandy and Vegeta rolled their eyes simultaneously. Kriddle made another lunge to get the pads, but Mandy held her away with her foot.
"Should I just kill her now?" Mandy asked Vegeta, still holding Kriddle at bay with her foot.
"Maybe. I wanna watch Pokemon, but on the other hand this is kinda fun…" He said with amusement as he glanced at Kriddle. She was still hopelessly trying to grab the bag of pads. Mandy was about to voice her agreement, when someone walked through the hole in the wall that Mandy previously made.
"Um, who made a hole in the wall…the basement is underground…" The guy said. He glanced at everyone in the room, and gave a weird look to Kriddle, clad in her purple Tarzan outfit. "Who's that?" He asked looking at Mandy. Mandy removed her foot from Kriddle's head, and handed the pads to Vegeta, who in turn, blew them up with a ki blast. Kriddle's strangled wail reverberated around the large basement.
"I am The Ultimate Being." Mandy said. Vegeta cleared his throat behind Mandy. "Besides Vegeta. I am the Defender of Capsule Corporation." Mandy said with pride. "And you are?"
"Me? I'm Trunks Briefs from the future." Trunks said.
"Really?" Kriddle asked getting up. She threw a dirty look to Vegeta before continuing. "I am Kriddle. I am sworn to kill the saiyans for some unknown reason." She said with pride. Everyone sweatdropped. How could she have pride for that?
"I never heard of her before…um…why are there animal crackers around her?" Trunks whispered to Mandy.
"We really have no idea. I was just tunneling down to try to break in, because some stupid person wouldn't let me in, even though I'm the Defender of Capsule Corp., and there she was." Mandy said getting angry, then happy again.
"…Oh."
"That girl - the one who died in the wall, why did she say she was not gonna die a virgin?" Vegeta asked, suddenly speaking up. "I could smell her innocence. I could tell she was a virgin."
"Huh? You guys know that stuff? Ew!" Mandy replied. "My virgin ears are burning!"
"Oh, that's easy." A voice said from behind everyone. They turned around to find Krillin, standing there, yet again. He briefly waved at everyone before continuing. "Life screws us all. It sucks. It blows." Everyone nodded his or her heads in silent agreement, all except for Mandy.
"AAAHHHHHHH!!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS STUFF!!!" She yelled running around in circles. Everyone laughed at her (I'm not gonna say the word. Ya'll will just make fun of me. But I'll give you a hint: It starts with an N then an A then I then V then E –ness. Crap…don't pick on me about it though!).
Meanwhile, Danny was recovering from unconsciousness. He sat up in the empty field and looked around. He was totally lost. Then a thought occurred to him: search for Mandy's virgin…ness. He closed his eyes concentrating, and sure enough, he picked up Mandy's virgin signal.
"Haha. She should've known her virginity would haunt her someday…" He laughed as he tried to fly towards Capsule Corp. But he realized he couldn't fly, and he screamed out in anguish. He then started to walk miserably until he got to a road with cars whizzing by. He put his thumb up to hitch a ride. He sighed. It was gonna he a long night…
In the basement, everyone gave up picking on Mandy, and was now questioning Krillin.
"Why are you here, baldy (Ok, here, Krillin DOES NOT HAVE ANY HAIR! OK?)?" Vegeta asked. Krillin looked around nervously and reached a shaky hand to his forehead to poke the dots, once again, but one dot disappeared.
"Oh no! Now I only have FIVE dots! What am I gonna do now? I used to be The Ultimate Bald One, but now I am competing with Tien and Chaozu for the title of The Ultimate Bald One. The only thing I have against them are my six dots!" He sank to the ground and started weeping.
"But why? You're bald too. You should have a lot against them." Trunks said. Krillin just shook his head and pointed to his scalp. Everyone looked closer. Mandy gasped. On the top of Krillin's head was a single hair, standing straight up.
"It's ok Krillin. We'll help you get your dot back." Mandy said comfortingly. Krillin looked up and smiled. A noise in the far corner alerted them to Kriddle's presence. They all looked over and Kriddle was staring intently at something. Vegeta appeared behind Kriddle and looked at what she had in her hand. Vegeta gasped. Kriddle tried to run away, but Trunks caught her arm, and pried the thing from her hand.
"It's Krillin's dot!" Trunks yelled in joy. The celebration was cut short, as two bald figures flew into the hole in the wall. A second look revealed them to be Tien and Chaozu. They pranced over to Krillin and looked at him. He looked at them. He growled. They growled. They circled each other like wolves.
"What are you losers doing here?" Vegeta sighed in exasperation as he rubbed his temples. Tien turned to Vegeta, just avoiding a bite Krillin sent his way.
"Krillin's Baldness level went down, so we decided to investigate." Tien then went and tried to bite Krillin's shoulder, but Krillin counter-attacked with poking his dot and sending Tien into the wall.
"We better let them at it. You don't know how territorial they are." Vegeta said walking back over to Mandy and Trunks. They silently agreed as Chaozu lunged at Krillin, but was punched in the head. Kriddle seized this opportunity to sneak out the door, but Trunks grabbed her arm again.
"Give me back the dot!" She whined. Trunks just glared at her. They looked back in the direction the fight was happening. Krillin was in trouble. He was pinned to the ground by Tien, and Chaozu was laughing maniacally, not unlike Danny.
"Trunks! Krillin's dot!" Mandy yelled over the commotion.
"Right!" Trunks said. "Krillin! Catch!" Krillin looked over and smiled at the dot flying towards him. He caught it in the nick of time, and placed it on his forehead. He then placed his whole hand on his forehead, on the six dots. A glow surrounded him, and Tien was thrown off him. Krillin pointed at Chaozu, and Chaozu was sent whirring around the room. He pointed at Tien, and Tien was forced to hail him. Mandy ducked as Chaozu flew over her.
"Why doesn't he just kill them?" She asked loudly over the noise.
"Because you have to come with me." Trunks said taking Mandy's arm and leading her upstairs.
"Huh? Trunks, where are we going?" Mandy asked confusedly.
"We're…umm…going to get something to eat. Yeah! Eat!" Trunks said quickly.
"Oh! Ok! I'm really hungry!" Mandy's voice faded upstairs. Vegeta chuckled. He turned his attention back to Krillin, who poked his, now, six dots and sent Tien and Chaozu out the hole. He poked each over the dots, bowed again, and left. Vegeta turned back to Kriddle who was looking something.
"Hey, freak, what are you looking for?" Vegeta asked.
"It's your fault! I'm looking for pads, but all I can find are tampons!" She whined throwing a box of Tampax Lites across the room. Vegeta shook his head feeling her stupidity radiate off of her. Along with the animal crackers.
"I think I should just end your miserable life here." Vegeta said raising his hand toward Kriddle.
Danny was walking in the direction of Capsule Corp. reeking like crap. Literally.
"Out of anyone who picked me up, I just HAD to ride with Britney Spears." He sighed and wiped a boob implant off of his arm. "Hey…wait…how come I can't feel Mandy's signal anymore…Eh, my signaling devices must be broken. There's no way Mandy could've lost her virginity. She's too (That word again…)." He said amusedly. He finally got to CC, and just aimed a ki blast underground.
Kriddle was scampering away, when a blast ended her life.
AN: Done! Haha! Who blew up Kriddle: Vegeta, or Danny. You'll find out next chapter.
~Mana~