AN: I'm finally writing another chapter to this goddamn pointless story. To all my friends, enjoy. To everyone else…be scared.
Disclaimer: Hey! My colon works!
Last time: Krillin lost one of his beloved dots, and Tien and Chaozu came and fought for the place of 'The Ultimate Bald One'. But Krillin defeated them, and either Vegeta or Danny killed Kriddle. Who knows who?
Kriddleion: Chapter 5 – Reproducing Dough Boyz
As the dust cleared, you see one lonely tampon separated from the box.
"So she did like Tampax after all." Vegeta said sadly. "Well, too bad she's dead." But just as he said that, someone fell from the chandelier on the ceiling.
"Ahhh!" It screamed like an iguana. As the dust cleared again, it turned out to be Melissa coughing up bubbles with little Dough Boyz in them.
"Hack hack." She coughed. She stood up, poked and killed all the little Dough Boyz, then shoved them into a microwave and watched them blow up with glee. All the while, Vegeta stood glaring at Melissa. She paused, not knowing why, but soon figured it out after Vegeta grabbed a Dough Boy and squashed him. Danny, who had secretly been doing Melissa's robot, heard the silence and took this chance to barge in. By this time, Melissa and Vegeta had made a bonfire of Dough Boyz and were roasting Dough Boyz on sticks. The sad thing is, neither of them has said anything this whole time. But they still knew what to do with the Dough Boyz. Kill them. Kill them all.
Mandy and Trunks chose to enter just at that moment too. Mandy eyed her tree costume, but the little Dough Boyz ate it, and then were stabbed in the head by Trunks' sword. Their gay, little cries were not heard because the ceiling caved in, revealing Dracula.
"Homieeeeeeees! Yo yo!" he said as he flew down to Melissa, who in turn did her own robot. (Do it now Melissa! As you read this!) Getting angry, Danny tried to make himself known by clearing his throat, but was drowned out by Dough Boyz making out. Their high-pitched moans of pleasure made everyone fill with rage. They were reproducing! Everyone banded together and started to kill the notorious Dough Boyz. Vegeta blasted them, Dracula bit them, Melissa produced bubbles and smothered them, Mandy glared at them, Trunks smiled at them, and Danny rolled on them. But again, he could not manage to get up. You see, Danny is a square robot. He cannot roll very well, so he made a lot of noise attempting to "roll". Surprisingly, no one else heard except Melissa. In her twisted little mind she figured out why Danny was back, but was driven out of the room by Dracula, who had swooped down for another attack.
"Yo yo muh ladee! I be bangin' yo! Don' run fro' muh, da masta' o' loooove!"
Then they were gone. A fake 'fro lie on the floor. Mandy began to weep. Even Danny stopped moving, but that was due to Vegeta kicking him sadly. Danny was once again unconscious.
Five minutes later, everyone was outside and Danny's body was being used as a soccer ball. Everyone was on teams, which were: Vegeta, Melissa, Dracula. The other team was: Mandy, Trunks, and Krillin. Danny was still unconscious. Mankey swung from the ceiling outside. A low moan went unnoticed as Mandy went for a goal, but Melissa blocked it by slobbering out bubbles. Everyone on her team cheered, and Mandy got angry. The ball (Danny) sailed through the air until Krillin threw one of his dots at it. The ball somehow swerved into the opposing goal and Mandy smirked at Melissa, who wasn't even paying attention. She was too busy winking at Dracula and blowing bubbles at him.
"Heeeeeeey! Look at me smirking!" Mandy whined.
"Oh Dracula!" Melissa giggled. "You're just too much!"
"Ya'll iz da bomb! C'mere muh luva!" he said tramping on Danny as he got closer.
Mandy cringed because of this, but also because it was National Cringe Day. (Every month on the 8th, don't forget to cringe!)
It seems that the game ended with Mandy in high spirits because the opposing team has apparently forfeited. Or you could say that Melissa and Dracula dropped out of the game to make out again. But poor Danny. He never seems to win at anything.
Back in the basement, there were four Mankeys swinging from the ceiling. Also, the group gathered there again because they wanted spared from the sight of Melissa and Dracula. Things were just going too far. There was absolute silence, until-
"Mind if I sing?" Mandy asked out of nowhere.
"DON'T." Everyone replied in unison. Mandy pouted in the shadows in the corner.
"Secret secret I've got a secret…" a little voice came from the corner.
"I thought I told you not to sing!" Amanda said, appearing out of nowhere.
"Who the hell are you?" Vegeta asked.
"A man," she replied, grinning stupidly. "And a lady. They call me the mady."
"That wasn't clever at all, you know," Krillin insulted.
"Your dots are sexxy. I want you/them." Amanda said "sexxily". They both ran upstairs to a room and made out. Silence, once again, filled the room.
"Guess what? This reminds me of this one time at band camp-" Trunks started.
"We don't want to know your life story," Vegeta complained. Mandy did the wave with only one person; herself. She was attracting no attention whatsoever. All of a sudden, everybody in the story so far came back in the basement/to life. An awkward stillness ensued. Everyone looked at Kriddle, her purp Tarzan outfit ragged.
Without warning, something really funny happened. So funny, I can't type it. And it's not just because I'm too lazy to think of something funny either, you punks. Anyway, this thing that happened was the funniest thing that had ever happened. The laughter that followed went like this:
Kriddle giggled.
Melissa bubbled.
Mandy suffocated.
Danny evilly cackled.
Amanda silently chuckled.
Erin, who isn't even in the story, cried.
Dracula laughed like homies do.
Gaby tilted her head and gave a false smile, thinking that germs would intrude.
Shanty drunkenly expressed amusement.
Krillin repeatedly banged his head against the wall hooting with laughter. He then passed out.
Trunks just passed out for the fun of it.
Vegeta insulted the group of people and silently cursed them to Hell.
Maury died.
After the laughter subsided, everyone who had died, died again and everything was back to "normal".
PeAcE